Wednesday, October 24, 2018

A FAMLEE REE UNIONZ FLASH BAX 2018

whitefish wavez everee one
toona tee vee iz takin over 
thiz week 
while a mackerull moe mint 
takez a hi aye tuz 

{ sew him can SETTLEZS down 
frum bee in buzzed two de max 
N we due meen de... MAX... afturr 
last weekz 
new turr }

with that bee in said 
we haz sum file footage 
we wanna share 
oh de trout towne
familee ree unionz
that was held earl lee septemburr
never let it bee said 
that even tho
we hatez each other 
we can still find time 
ta get two gether 
N sharez a meel

letz look:

saucez thurd cuzin 
peppercorn sauz 
frum hiz mom.. barbie q saucez 
side oh de familee 

tellz de moon side 
oh de familee: 

if ya due knot like de meel 
bring yur own damn dish 
de next time 
N cook de $hitz yur self


tuna of moon tellz peepercorn:
ewe got sum kinda nerve 
usin that kinda language
in front of everee one 

 who in de hell 
due ewe thinkz ewe iz
N yur base ballz cap sux


 dai$y queen of de run on sentenze 
lookz at de wardrobe 
oh mizz cook N lard 

boomerz neece 

 N statez:
 your hand bag sux 
your hair do iz pathetic 
and if you think you're.......


cookin lard shoutz bak
ta dai$y: 
ewe canna even comb
yur ear furz 
yur jewlree iz sew last
centuree ...peace sign
ewe put yur lip stix on 
in de dark
 { N cookin lard
iz bout ta uze de 
B werd when: }


 toona of moon tellz mackerull:
 watch it punk 
yur in my houz now 
 N eye willna putz up 
with yur dam atta tood


mackerull boomer junior butter feeld 
sayz ta de big katoona:

eye got street cred
wear de sam hellz 
did yur stash come frum 
ya dinna haz it yesterday
N what de be jezuz 
iz everee one 
smokin round heer 



N gram paw dudez sisturrz 
gran son dude de 95th
yellz bak ta de entirez familee

ewe all knead ta 
shutz de H & hellz up
and leeve 
N takez yur pic a nix baskitz two





then we all had a snax 

a snooze 
N wented R seperate wayz


see ya next summer!


♥♥♥ 

~~~~~~ we haz been bad vizitorz
thiz week
stuffz crazed rite now ~~~~~~

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live cook outz

42 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

Yep, sounds like family fur sure.

Pat Hatt said...

haha sure how many family reunions go. Lots of bickering to be had. At least we hope the food wasn't bad.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Y'all were sure rockin' da reunion!

pilch92 said...

Looks like a typical family reunion :) Have a great weekend! XO

messymimi said...

Ah, family. You can't live with them, and there aren't enough places to hide all the bodies! (Joke, i promise, we don't kill each other, no matter what.)

Sandra Cox said...

Now that's a familee ree unionz!

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, sounds like our family!

Saku said...

OMC that is some family reunion. Our family keeps getting smaller, but we still argue anyway. Guess that's just our thing.

Have a great week and weekend efurrybody!

Annie Bear said...

I would have loved to have been at this family reunion (as a fly on the wall). So funny! I love all the pictures.

I hope all is well with you all and Mack's new turr went well. Sounds like he was pretty stoned.

The Island Cats said...

Good thing that family reunion didn’t end up in a fight. Many do!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Good thing you all do not all live together in the same house!

meowmeowmans said...

Yikes. Tensions do sometimes run high at family reunions!

Tamago said...

Glad new turr operation is over for Mackerull. I hope he is doing well and will be able to do new post soon!
It was some family reunion :-) I guess it's like that for many families hahaha. Glad at least everyone enjoyed snack and snooze!

Kea said...

Ha, that's family dynamics for you!

We hope things settle down; we're sending purrs in case you need them.

Crafting Queen said...

Sounds like a true family !!!! lol Hope you have a great week kitties. I am doing ok but it's getting cold here and I don't like that very much. Purrs from skipper

CJ Kennedy said...

:-D Peppercorn's comment sounds like something Ma said to one of the Aunties. When my folks moved to "the country" the family, all 40 of them, used to visit on Sundays. Ma worked and preparing food for 40 people was tough so she asked one of the aunties if she could bring an eggplant. auntie said: If I have to make an eggplant, I might as well stay home to eat it. So Ma said, then stay home. And no more 40 family members on Sundays in the summer anymore. Gotta love family

Eastside Cats said...

Family...hahaha!
They are all crazy, but you've still got to get together to please the old folks, am I right?

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh my word the F.S.G. bought herself some technicolor chalk and used it with glee!! You know what they say you can chose your friends but not your family.
Hugs Cecilia

Dma said...

theo thinks the words "share" and "meal" never should be used in the same sentence.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Oh my, what a family reunion!!! Sounds like it was quite the time. Everybody looked so good. MOL!

Photo Cache said...

We can't wait to see the photos from the upcoming thanksgiving.

Your family is awesome!!!!!

Emma and Buster

The Creative Cat said...

We don't have any fun like that here! But wait till the foster kitty gets out full time....

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Although I’m still not well, I apologize for taking so long to visit. I am just now making it out of bed in time to see this reunion.

I never had much family, so I was intrigued by yours, dear Tabbies. Although not the most flattering, I was delighted to see Dai$y was included in this week's review. Squiggles seems to like her a LOT. Thankfully, he came to me new turd, so no worries FSG. I'm really loving this reunion, and can't wait till Mack gets more involved with Tuna and Dai$y, too. I also want to know what everyone is smoking (grin).

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

What a hullbaloo! OMC! Good thing they all wnet home to disrupt their own environs, MOL!!

Hope Lil Mack will soon be not=rmal agan, whatefur that may be:)

Pam and Teddy said...

Sounds like an epically interesting fam-lee reunion! Meanwhile, Mackerell is recovering from the nude-terr procedure which we guys know is highly insulting but apparently nesssisssssary! Have a good week-o-end!

Hugs, Ted-o-nator

Kitties Blue said...

Bummer...commented yesterday but it's not here. Sounds like most family reunions...who needs enemies when you have family! MOL! Sorry about the loss of those boy bits MBJBF. Trust us, you won't miss them. Sending healing purrs. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

John Bellen said...

Well, that cured me of wanting my own family reunion!

BeadedTail said...

OMC! Our mommy giggled at your family members and we're sincerely sorry for that. She's rude and well, weird.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! We totally want an invite for the next one ;)

Jans Funny Farm said...

Wow, that was some reunion. Are non family invited?

We understand "stuffz crazed rite now". Hope sanity returns soon. :)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

What a great family reunion!!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Well i must say i have never seen so many cool cats looking so good in sunglasses!! and i did not think those jewels were last century! you all look gret!

The Swiss Cats said...

That was a great family reunion ? We wish we could attend as special guests next time, MOL ! Purrs

Deziz World said...

Well, at least ya'll can all be unner the same roof. Our family doesn't even try to have reunions. They know several would land in jail, several in the hospital and maybe several in the grave,. MOL Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Valentine said...

Oh well, sometimes family reunions tend to be a little wild and crazy. But at least you all made the effort on getting together in the first place, so you can pat yourselves on the back fur that. Winks.

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW! After all that you need to take time to relax :o
That was quite the reunion! WOW!
Everyone OK?
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Marg said...

Wow, that sounds like a great reunion. Sounds like everyone had a good time. It is always good to get together with family. At least most of the time. Love all the pictures.

Cathy Keisha said...

whoa! That was some reunion. Dai$y girlfurrend, you do know that's a Mercedes logo and not a peace sign, right. Of course you do cos I saw a Pink Mercedes parked right outside with the license play DAI$Y.

Sandra Cox said...

Snaxs and snoozes sure work for me:)

Smudge said...

What a crazy family reunion for sure. And what WERE they all smoking? What a clan!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

MOL...that was quite a reunion, Tabbies, never a dull moment huh...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Ahh, the joys of families, you love 'em then leave them, and then think fondly of them till you meet them then hate them. MOL
Toodle pips and happy family purrs
ERin