AN INTERVEEW WITH DE CAT FATHER

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y 

N me

toona

we iz pleezed az trout ona grill

dai$y: trout are NOT going to be

pleased 
to be on a grill

tuna....faaaaaaaa ...one oh theez dayz 
cuzin daiz ~~~~

we iz buzzed happee 

ta haz with uz two nite 

R total lee rockin awesum pal 

N partner in crimez 

de cat father

tucker felineoni   

welcome dood 

and how HAZ ya been

catfather: been doin all rite capo tuna

eye trust ewe N codd mother 

R fine all sew

codd mother: fine as can be expected

catfather 

though we had trouble earlier this year 

with de FED

capo tuna: N de bass terd LOAN 
just willna

cut uz any slackz 
knot that we wear pantz......butt :)

catfather: eye hurd bout that 
N thinked we had seen 
de last oh em both 
afturr we took down de

bass terd gobbler

capo tuna: knot sew dood 
bye de way 
what haz ewe been up two 
we thinked ya waz on de lam

catfather: noe, eye am alurgix ta wool

codd mother: I understand perfectly 
not to mention 

you can't make a handbag 
out of wool or at least one

that doesn't make one itch
how's life been treating you 
otherwise

catfather: well eye went ona 
safari ree cent lee

tho frank lee eye hated it 
but my brother parker

did N joy hiz self

capo tuna: dood seer ee iz lee  !!??
did ya see any snax 
like wilde beest ore gazelle

catfather: sad lee noe 
noe snax 
but eye did see a boa constrictor 
that musta been 90 feetz long

but parker toll me
 it waz a gardin hoze 
N knot ta 

foom

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