WHAT DE SAM HELLZ

whitefish wavez everee one
we iz pickin up 
frum wear we leeved off 
two ago
but R signullz
wacked 
thiz waz de last 
oh de foot age
ya mite rememburr

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FOOM

 iz everee one oh kay 

cat father: oh kay heer 
but what de sam hell 

cuzin daiz ?

codd mother: yes but it's hard
to see

audience memburzz:  we paid good
money for theeze tickitz ta see
thiz show

capo tuna: faaaaaa... ya dinna pay
for any tickitz
ya sneeked in de side door N 
due knot say ya dinna

de band: we hope ta cod
thiz dinna mezz up R instrumintz

capo tuna: ewe doodz due knot 
haz instrew mints rememburr
we iz low budgit

camera dood:  mite bee why
de litez iz off... just sayin
if ya dinna pay de bill

capo tuna: hizzzz two ewe fish

any bodee haza cloo 
what de sam hellz 
just fell frum

de seal ling 

it cut R live feed
N coulda knocked 
uz catz out two

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

camera dood: itz seaweed

codd mother: seaweed ?
how could seaweed 
get inside the studio

and up in the rafters

cat father: dood R ewe sure

camera dood: eye am a trout 
N uz fish NOE 
R seaweed

cat father: thiz smellz fishee 
ta mee 
noe pun intended 
camera dood

codd mother: whose cell phone is ringing

capo tuna: thatz mine 
N hope full lee 
itz de powerz companee 
tellin uz what

de sam hellz goin on

helloz

CK kitty geneovese: tuna are you sitting down

tuna:  well..

CK kitty geneovese: you are not 
gonna believe 
the video I just captured

sendin it now ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ta bee continmewed

heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de lite bulb 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

my namez 

mackerull boomer junior butter feeld

and eye am gonna
kik 
de LOANZ
azz

ewe betcha 🐾

TOONA TEE VEE WILL REE ZOOM NEXT WEEK

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

WE HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND 

TO COMMENT TODAY

AND TUNA TEE VEE 

WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK

=^..^=

AGE: UNKNOWN

SEX: UNKNOWN

GOES TO THE 

EEEEEEEVIL PLACE: 

FRYDAY MORN

NAME: TO BE DETERMINED

ADDRESS: NO LONGER LIVIN 

ON DE STREETS 

& TERNIN IN ME PASS A PORT

NOW CALLIN TROUT TOWN HOME

 LIKE BOOMER DID

BOUT 20 YEARS AGO

ALMOST TO THE VERY MONTH

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

AN INTERVEEW WITH DE CAT FATHER

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y 

N me

toona

we iz pleezed az trout ona grill

dai$y: trout are NOT going to be

pleased 
to be on a grill

tuna....faaaaaaaa ...one oh theez dayz 
cuzin daiz ~~~~

we iz buzzed happee 

ta haz with uz two nite 

R total lee rockin awesum pal 

N partner in crimez 

de cat father

tucker felineoni   

welcome dood 

and how HAZ ya been

catfather: been doin all rite capo tuna

eye trust ewe N codd mother 

R fine all sew

codd mother: fine as can be expected

catfather 

though we had trouble earlier this year 

with de FED

capo tuna: N de bass terd LOAN 
just willna

cut uz any slackz 
knot that we wear pantz......butt :)

catfather: eye hurd bout that 
N thinked we had seen 
de last oh em both 
afturr we took down de

bass terd gobbler

capo tuna: knot sew dood 
bye de way 
what haz ewe been up two 
we thinked ya waz on de lam

catfather: noe, eye am alurgix ta wool

codd mother: I understand perfectly 
not to mention 

you can't make a handbag 
out of wool or at least one

that doesn't make one itch
how's life been treating you 
otherwise

catfather: well eye went ona 
safari ree cent lee

tho frank lee eye hated it 
but my brother parker

did N joy hiz self

capo tuna: dood seer ee iz lee  !!??
did ya see any snax 
like wilde beest ore gazelle

catfather: sad lee noe 
noe snax 
but eye did see a boa constrictor 
that musta been 90 feetz long

but parker toll me
 it waz a gardin hoze 
N knot ta 

foom

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but the feed to this program

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ITS DE FORTH...WEAR IZ EWE HIDIN

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin me toona 

& KNOT DAI$Y

we iz broad castin 

on twoozday coz

bye de time two morrow rollz bye 

we will bee hidin

dai$y: speak for yourself sissy

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

az eye waz sayin

with de forth like two morrow 

we wanted ta share 

sum last minit tipz 

on how ta keep yur self safe 

N noize free 

sew letz just cut de mayo N bee gin

SAFE TEE TIPZ 

FOR REE MANE INN

NOIZE FREE ON DE FORTH ~~~~~

1: start bye wunderin

"what de hell waz that noiz"

17: due knot just brush it off

 9: if ewe heer de sound again 

ewe noe itz...

bee jezuz....itz firez werkz

 l: start prayin: deer cod in all de seaz

70: if prayin doez knot werk

see if ya can fit

under a loveseat 

that bee longed

ta de food servizz gurlz gram

that haz funkee fabric 

frum like de 1760's

hole lee shitz eye will knot fitz

a: make a barry cade 

with yur toyz N bed

$2: if all elze failz 

wear protectivez head geer

dai$y: and this is why I am

 the codd mother 

and you aren't cousin tuna

FIREWORKS ???? 
bring em on skies

this day is boring to me 

and I could so care less 

about fireworks

and noise

tuna: ewe due noe 

bee coz itza holly day 

de bankz iz CLOSED

dai$y: THE BANKS ARE CLOSED 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 

THE... BANKS... ARE ....CLOSED 

dai$y: I hate you 4th of July ~~~~~~~~

                          heerz two a noize free 
                            safe & happee 4th
                                     peace out N rock on
                                                long live de grill♥