TOONA TEE VEE REE ZOOMZ INA WEEK

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two 
toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N me
toona🐟

thiz week while 
de codd mother N eye

iz at de mini mum securatee prizon
for de spozed 
diz a peer antz oh
DE LOAN

de ritin staff iz givin high pawz

N shout outz ta MADI 

whooz

sell a bratin her 16th 
witha car hop

anda 
ROAD TRIP STOREE

with manee thanx two ewe 

ANGEL DORY ♥♥ 
for hostin

sew with out any root beer 
ona tray at de car window

MADI THIZ ONEZ FOR EWE

Cast of characters

Dude: AKA: Gram Paw Dude Kitty  
Mayor of Trout Towne

FSG: Food Service Girl 
to the residents of Trout Towne

Scenario: Moving Day 
{ in Honor of Madi’s Sweet 16 }

dude: it waz a dark N stormee night 
in Octoburr 2003

FSG: it was Sunday morning 
and not a rain cloud in sight

dude: eye waz leevin bee hind
de nayborz N friendz
eye had grown ta lovez

FSG: you hated the neighbors 
and were not allowed outside

dude: everee thing waz in diz array 
eye couldna even find me food dish

FSG: the house was 
completely empty 
and your food dish was in the car
 you’d just eaten an hour ago

dude: eye waz shoved
inta a carrierz 
that waz ten hundred timez 
two small

FSG: you were “put” into 
your carrier that your 
heftiness 
outgrew

dude: eye waz in a car
it waz mooovin
eye waz scared silent

FSG: you started yowling 
before the car 
backed out of the driveway

dude: we dinna stop 
for dayz on end 
we covered 257,099,467 milez

FSG: total trip time 
was about 2 ½ hours 
total driving distance 
was a little over 120 miles

dude: eye waz speech lezz
when we final lee arrived 
at de destinationz

FSG: you were hoarse 
from caterwauling the entire trip

dude: eye saw de glint 
oh a dead lee weaponz
N eye waz forced
outta de car

FSG: I came around 
to the passenger’s side 
had CAR KEYS in hand
 picked you up 
and took you into the new house

THE END ~~~~~~ 

and

we lovez ewe 
buddy boom
♥♥♥

butter lover boomer o cat
♥♥♥♥

consigliere boomer 
♥♥♥♥♥
chef o trout towne 

all wayz 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥