Thursday, November 16, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEE SAGA


 de codd mother de 
bass terd turkeez saga~



last time on de codd mother

cat father: codd mother 
capo tuna 
 come quick lee
 ya willna 
bee leeve 
what consigliere boomer   
just finded

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 two nitez eppa sode
waz filmed bee for
consigliere boomer
leeved for assign mint
 we lovez ewe buddy boom ♥♥



codd mother:  boomer where the hell 
have you....



consigliere boomer: eye woke
up frum me nap 
ta find thiz bass terd chken
 in me bed

N werst 
onez in de damn kit shunz


 cat father: wher iz de bass terd now


consigliere boomer: faaaaaa 
eye put de bass terd on ice



codd mother: this is 
the last damn straw 


 the bass terd gobbler's
near by ~~~
I can smell him~~~

cat father, we can't ask you 
to take this final trek 
this is mine, boomer 
and tuna's fight


we alone must fight 
the bass terd gobbler 
we alone avenge 
don dudes name



cat father: eye understand 
eye will await heer
your safe ree tern


consigliere boomer: codd mother
ewe N capo tuna head east 
eye shall go north



capo tuna: we stand two gether   
consigliere boomer 
ore knot at all



consigliere boomer: eye know 
ov what eye speak   
pleez due az eye said

thatz all eye ask
noe that eye lovez ewe both



codd mother: come tuna,
I hear distant sounds 
of an approaching storm





if we are to kill that bass terd 
we must do so post haste.....

note: ♫

sum reeder ree crootz
dinna see ther name
on last weekz eppa sode

we noe ewe R on de lam
🐑

N coulda give uz yur
namez with out  risk 
oh de fedz findin ewe

yur pa troll areaz 
iz 923. A9 thru Z 37.03

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
de codd mother con cloodz 
de week afturr next
witha 17 minit 
seer eeez fin al lee
♥♥♥

43 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

Storm clouds looming. Chickens running amok. Ominous words from Boomer. And we have to wait a whole two weeks to find out what's going to happen! Biting my fingernails.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Oh Boomer. It's a sad day because I fear those storm clouds mean more than you know. Maybe you should not have gone north. And putting that bast turd chicken on ice was a smart move. But waiting two weeks might be difficult. I just hope there's a very happy ending for all the trout town tabbies and the recrutes, too.

Bleubeard and Squiggles want to wish all of you tabbies a very happy Thanksgiving and Turkey Day.

Cat Lover said...

Goodness gracious, what a week! What else could happen???
Wishing everyone in Trout Towne a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Pat Hatt said...

Have to watch the storm rolling in, could rain birds and burds lol that would really be the last straw. Poke them in the eye with it.

Marg said...

Oh no,we have to wait two weeks. Good thing that burd is on ice. You have a terrific week end too.

Eastside Cats said...

Oh geez, I'm biting my fingernails, worrying about the fallout from putting de bass terd on ice!

Ivan from WMD said...

Two weeks?? You should have put the HEAT on that bass terd. T-day is only one week away!

Tamago said...

My my goodness, waking up to find a chicken in bed! What a horror! Storm approaching, like staging for what's gonna happen.. Can't wait to read the conclusion!
Have a very happy Thanksgiving, tabbies! xo

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I am already wondering if there is going to be a Sequel.

greg-in-washington (felinecafe)

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yikes, a chicken in your bed??? At least the one I saw here is on a shelf...and it snuck in here yesterday...OMC!! Its an invasion!

Did ya find any ham to have next week??

Deziz World said...

We luv, luv, luv da fotos. Dat couch potatoe foto is adorable. As fur huntin' down da gobbler, you're not alone, we're here fur ya'. We'll help any way we can. Big hugs fur all.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Valentine said...

MOL! That ice should keep that chicken contained! That was quick thinking, Boomer! Oh be very careful when you go after that gobbler! It seems that they are coming out of the woodwork this time of year! Say, can I get pic of you all or individual pics to use to cut & paste in my pirate post? Can you email me? Hugs!

BeadedTail said...

Is it two weeks because we're going to hide out from the invasion of burds next Thursday?

We missed last weeks episode but went back and ready it and giggled, uh, were proud to see our names!

My Mind's Eye said...

Hidey ho my little Trout Towne pals!
Ohhhh I'm so glad my birdies didn't bother you 'specially since you had troubles with the dag blasted chicken
Hugs madi your bfff
PS Dad had his eyes dilated today at the Doc and mom has been his eyes all day. Geeez and he isn't happy he can see diddly squat

My Mind's Eye said...

can't see diddly squat

pilch92 said...

Nice to see Boomer. Good job getting that chicken on ice. Sammy the shop vac has some turkeys on ice in our freezer. Have a nice weekend! XO

The Whiskeratti said...

The only good chick-hen is a FRIED chick-hen.

Mickey's Musings said...

We have faith that you will get that bass turd bird!!
You are the best at burd wrangling ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

The Island Cats said...

How dare that bast turd chick-hen get into your bed, Boomer. Putting it on ice was too good for it! We know you'll get it for good.

Cathy Keisha said...

I don't like you guys going out without my posse but I wish you well and safe returns. I will eat the bast turd turkee next Thursday and save the world.

Anonymous said...

We're glad you kept the chick-hen on ice so we can cook em' up for our dinner..Mmmmm

Shoko and Kali

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Do bass terd chickens swim?!? Might be best to let him swim with the fishes ... or not swim ... hehehehehe. I must say that your posts always bring joy to my Thursday/Fridays - they are hilarious. If you're adding names, Ellie wants to get in on the action ... maybe "Ellie 'Black Death' Mae?"

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

The storm brewing surely bodes ill! Be safe all of you and dispatch those bass terd chickens and gobblers once and for all.

Anonymous said...

This is such a great saga. It is legendary, really. I love you guys. xo

Fr. Tom Fish said...

I kind grew fond of the old bass terd..you guys rock, you are so funny! Thanks fur visiting me!
Fr. Tom

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

MOL :D ....YAY! Furresh chicks on the menue...in two weeks...MOL :D Keep an eye on it, Angel Boomer :D Pawkisses for a Happy Caturday :) <3

Sandra Cox said...

I hate to say it but that is one cute bass terd chken:)
Hope the FSG is getting plenty of rest and relaxation between serving meals at Trout Towne this weekend.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Well, I do like chicken, storms not so much!

Deb Barnes said...

This is the last straw...you cracked me up with that one...especially the visual! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang!

Noodle Cat said...

Those storm clouds seem pretty ominous.
We will be under the bed if you need us...

Noodle and crew

Anonymous said...

Da Byrd is Iced, that should buy you time. If you were in Calgary, he would be on ice outside -- or maybe he is...is it cold there?
And is not the big US Turkey day sneaking up this coming Thursday?
Purrs
Marv

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Glad to hear you got that burd on ice! That's exactly where he should be! Nice work guys.

meowmeowmans said...

Stupid chicken. How dare it show up in your bed! Well done putting that bass terd on ice!

John Bellen said...

Time to order more straws! We know Boomer has always been the bravest and most dutiful of cats. He never let you down!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

pssst have you heard what was delivered to Leia & Toby whiskerantano house?!! Has their mom turned sides? I feel you may have to take drastic measures Codd Mother!

The Florida Furkids said...

That storm is skeery!! We're glad you got the bass terd on ice!!

The Florida Furkids

The Daily Pip said...

I just hate when I wake up and find a chicken in my bed.

Wait, did I say that out loud? Scratch that.

DA Boss

H.R. Bennett said...

I'm sorry, but I can't help but say "THAT CHICKEN IS SO CUTE!"

The Swiss Cats said...

A chicken in your bed ? Stupid birdie !

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Now there's a basturd chicken? What next? That chicken has some nerve being in your bed!

Debra Taylor said...

Thank you for commenting on our loss of Mongol Jr

Debby
RescuesAndMore.blogspot.com

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

OMC Tabbies DUDES mew've got a chicken in your bed???? Whateffur next???? We agree with Robert though, it is a cute little chicken! MOL [OOPS sorry Basturd chicken burd!] MOL

Big hugs

Basil & Co xox

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh NO! That is the last straw I am so late them Bass term birds have gone an invaded your kitchen!!!! Thank COD you had them iced MOL. Best of luck and may the worst burn get stuffed!
Toodle pips
ERIn (thats not my name)