DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER 

DE BASS TERD TURKEE SAGA

DE 17 MINIT 

SEER REEZ 
FIN A LEE 

last time on de codd mother

codd mother: come tuna,

I hear distant sounds 

of an approaching storm

if we are to kill that bass terd 

we must do so post haste
*****

on two nitez fin al lee
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de gobbler: yea a storm's approachin

and so is night & how appropriate 

for our final show down codd mother

I have my minions stationed 

all over the world as we speak 

and all I need to do 

is give the signal call 
and WE will take over 

your time has come to an end codd mother 

I am going to finish you off 

and your family too, here and now 

and in saying that, you might as well know

it was the "loan" 
who saw to it 

that the stories about don dude's 

killing of my cousins were false...

HA !!!! 

Loan spread rumors about don dude...

it was the hawkeneese

who were actually responsible 

for the killings of my family, 

and the sparrowantano knew this

the sparrowantano continued 
to keep the flames of lies burning 

until the feds got them into witness protection, 

they not only feared the hawkeneese
but the loan as well

the feds eventually told the gobbler family 

who really killed off our cousins; but hey ~~~~~~

capo tuna: shut up gobbler
ewe will NEVER win 

de greef ewe haz given US 
over de yeerz 

N for noe... damn.... reezon 
ewe bass terd 
eye swear upon.......

codd mother: capo tuna is right 
you're a bass terd 
and we curse the day we ever met

you will never win gobbler...ever 
come tuna.

de gobbler: so what 
ya gonna shoot me
cats dont know how to use fire arms 
or are ya gonna kill me 
with your looks
I see ya runnin, your scared

codd mother: we are getting out of 
the rain before the storm hits 
at least we have sense enough 
to do so

de gobbler: bullshat you're not tough enough 
like consigliere boomer 
he's the only one who has street sense 
but he's not here now 
is he codd mother 
is he capo tuna...

that's it run, RUN
but you will not escape me 
nor can you hide 

I will find you 
and continue to give you grief 
because I FEEL like it.....hah hah ha

consigliere boomer: gobbler
ewe bass terd

DUE KNOT
MEZZ
WITH
ME
FAMILEE

 craaaacccccckkkkkk

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later that week somewhere in America 
at a taste test in a kitchen

Mary: You know Jane, I'm thankful you invited us over 
to Thanksgiving dinner 
and you and I have been friends for so long 
that we can speak the truth to one another 
and not be offended 
.. I have to tell you this bird is....well, disgusting.

Jane: frankly your right.  
I tried a new recipe 
and it's just not working. 
This bird IS disgusting, 
thankfully we have a ham

You know Mary, it's the strangest thing 
but when I was preparing this bird, 

and your going to think I'm nuts, 
but I swear to god 
it had a lightning bolt steak across its side

🗲🗲🗲

consigliere boomer:  eye owe ewe one Zeus 
thanx dood 
for teechin me how 
ta shootz lightnin boltz 

eye waz abe bull ta kill that bass turd
gobbler in secondz

Zeus: no thanx needed boomer  
I hated that bass terd gobbler too

THE END