Thursday, August 3, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE CODD MOTHER

DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 

two nitez eppa sode 
iz dedicated two 
mitalee honey bee 
sweet lips catsiglione



last time on de codd mother 

de bass terd turkeez saga~~~

cat father: what de be jezuz 
iz wrong capo tuna

capo tuna: toe mas.... 

hiz wife just sended
me thiz

 

damn.....himz in de pen



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FURST UP WE IZ BUZZED
HAPPEE TA WELCOMEZ THREE
MOR REE CROOTZ

DE MOUZ MARAUDERZ 
GEORGIA JJ & JULIE FRUM
MICKEYS MOB

WELCOME TWO DE FAMILEE EVEREE ONE 
♥♥ 

ON TWO NITEZ EPA SODE 
OH DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA 

codd mother:  be jezuz cat father 
and capo tuna
please get down there right away and see what's  amiss
I will see to it baby face hears the rest
of the o'trouters tale

7 minutz N 38 secondz later 
ina crap azz jail located 
just ***
oh trout towne shorez

cat father: toe mas....dood....what de sam hell happened



tomas: bee leeve it ore knot 
eye was busted for steelin 
a damn gazelle carcazz
frum de naybor across de grass land


 me N de familee waz lookin fora
 quik meel
N eye had just laid down ta start 
snackin when eye waz pinched

de copperz hauled me azz off 
N heer eye am

cat father: dood...we haz never had gazelle 
 whatz it taste like

tomas: tastez like chi....

capo tuna: faaaaaaaa 
due knot even go ther dood
due... knot.... EVEN.... go.. ther

sew why dinna ya call uz 
ta come bust ya outta thiz hell hole

tomas: eye haz me pride ya noe



capo tuna: uh, toe mas 
just sayin... but lookz like therz a
 tiger ore two in yur pride
😜

tomas: whooz tellin thiz storee




  az eye waz sayin 

eye got me pride ya noe 
N while eye haz been inn heer
 eye haz lurned a thing ore two 
that ewe N de codd mother 
will find oh utmost interest

de bass terd tachino N de gobbler
 haz been doin sum ree crootin two

take a look at thiz fotoz

capo tuna: faaaaaa when de codd mother 
seez thiz herz gonna bee ~~~~~

cat father; due ya noe wear this
waz taken toe mas 

tomas: yes, eye due 
that waz taken at


~~~~~ heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live a loozhunz

{ tuna ta cat father:
dood, waz it just me ore was toe mas 
all oh a sudden like
.... knot bee hind barz  
any mor }


49 comments:

Crafting Queen said...

This saga is getting very interesting. Glad he is out of jail! lol
Have a great weekend kitties. I am helping my Daddy with his work so busy busy busy. Purrs Skipper

Pat Hatt said...

hahaha wouldn't let him say tastes like that burd. With so much recruiting going on, could be a war. Lots of burd tasting.

Ivan from WMD said...

MOL! We fell over at "eye haz me pride ya noe"!

Anonymous said...

Oh, my word. This family is quite a large one. There is pride in that, I know. This is such a great serial, though. Brilliant, really brilliant. You need an agent; you've got all the right stuff, my friend(s). HUGS.

Timmy Tomcat said...

We we are glad Tomas has his pride to keep him on track and to get these no good no goods the cumuppance they need We want to see that photoe and where it is from. Have to make sure they are not building new blood in the basturd turkee klan...
Tim the Tough Tomcat and Crew

Anonymous said...

"eye haz me pride ya noe"

Ha, this cracked us up! Well, you've left us hanging once again. How we'll make it to the next installment is beyond us!

pilch92 said...

Sorry about going to jail, the least they could have done is let you eat some of the gazelle carcass. Very nice pride you have there. Have a nice weekend! XO

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Looks like you are recrootin an armee!

Greg (felinecafe)

Me said...

My oh my, earthlings. Such goings on! I like the way Tomas just gave the slip, played the outta jail free card, pulled his rabbit out of the hat, or was there help? Hmmm .... I'll keep watching from here on my rainbow! Purrs, Bibi Angel Face Badabingella

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Welcome to the new recruits. You are getting more and more every day, I see.

Poor Tomas. He gets no respect. I'm sure the gazelle actually DID taste like chi-----. After all, it was his story. And his pride, too! Of course, I love how once again we are left in suspense to learn the next part of the saga. Bleubeard and Squiggles hope you will show the photo and let us know a bit more next time.

Keep up the good work, tabbies.

Deziz World said...

OMC Is Thomas magical? We can't wait to see who was in da foto. We hope codd mother doesn't lose it too much. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

This is getting to be furry interesting...indeed...pride and tiger tails and so on...glad you got out of gaol...

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, luv it!

Kitties Blue said...

Happy Thomas was able to get out of thee slammer. And you were so nice to dedicate this episode to the sweet Mitalee. We all loved her so much, and we know her family is ver sad and grieving. We'll be interested to find out how Thomas broke out. We may need that info in the future. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

Brian's Home Blog said...

Welcome to the family, the reunion should be a blast, oh, I mean fun!

The Swiss Cats said...

That's an amazing family ! Purrs

My Mind's Eye said...

MOLMOL I've been in that exact slammer...well a different color but you know bars are bars all confining.
Purrs to Mitalee's family...she was such a purrty girl
Hugs madi your bfff

Katie Isabella said...

WELCOME! The more the better and we are becoming the most impawtent familee in the Country!

CJ Kennedy said...

Va Napola! A cliffhanger! (-; Have a good week

Cathy Keisha said...

Of course he's not behind bars anymore. We busted his azz outta there, 'member? He did stop speaking suddenly there and at the best part. I'll bet those bast erd Toms hooked up with them. Hiss!

Sandra Cox said...

Ha. There were funnies all the way through this.
Kudos on a tail well told:)

Annie Bear said...

MOL! Tomas has his pride!

Another cliffhanger! How can we stand the suspense!?

Yeah...where are your barz, Tomas?

Mickey's Musings said...

Tomas has pride and they are cute!
Glad to see he is out of jail, but why can't he say where the pic was taken? Did he get cut off? Oh dear...another mystery :o
We are SO happy to be the newest recrootz!!! WooHoo!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

BeadedTail said...

Thank Cod he's out of jail! Thanks for the birthday wishes too!

Purrs,
Angel

Mr Puddy said...

Whew ! Out of jail at the end =^x^=
This is so good mystery ! You have done it again... Bravo !

Tamago said...

LOL great storee and oh my goodness, what a cliffhanger! Can't wait for the next episode :-)

Colehaus Cats said...

And we thought Tomas might have been going to jail for saying, no, thinking gazelle tastes just like.... well, you know. WE'RE NOT THINKING IT! HONEST!

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

Wait, you're not going to show us the foto? Whatever is in the foto, it must be very upsetting or incriminating. ;)

I about fell out of my chair laughing about your pride. MOL!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

"eye haz me pride ya noe" Rolling on the floor laughing! I have a feeling the gazelles have sided with the turkeys ... just saying. Whatever it takes to get your crew behind bars, right?

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Lucky for Tomas that he has his pride. How else would he have got out of jail!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Oh nooo, another cliff hanger! I wonder what was in the picture... and will we find out more about Tomas's pride? Cant wait for the next episode....
Purrrs and apologies for being late!
ERin

Anonymous said...

Mee-you Tuna of Moon what a grippin story!!! Mee wunderss what thee foto will show..
An Thomas DOES have his pride, mew mew mew.....
An why does efurryfing supposed to taste like chick.....nevurr mind....
***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

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Cat Lover said...

So many recruits! How did toe mas get out of jail???
Can't wait for the next instalment!
Have a great weekend.
Robin

The Whiskeratti said...

Sighs, what IS this world coming to when a fellow can't even take an unattended gazelle carcass??

Sandra Cox said...

I trust everyone in Trout Towne is enjoying Trout, Tuna, Sunshine and Butterflies.

John Bellen said...
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John Bellen said...

Tomas's pride looks like a tough one. I wouldn't worry about the tiger: I'm glad to see that Tomas doesn't discriminate against immigrants to the savannah.

Noodle Cat said...

That's one tough looking group of kitties!
Have a super weekend...

Noodle and crew

A Tonl said...

Faraday: Wellll-l-l-l-l....My Great Uncle Mortimer, king of the African Veldt over that-a-way told me that gazelle tastes like GROUPER, so we're, yanno, safe and stuffs.

Dash Kitten Crew said...

Tomas's pride is definitely a mixed bunch of tough ones iffen you asks us.

A carcass is there fore anyone if there is no one stood guard too!

meowmeowmans said...

You certainly got some top notch new recruits form Mickey's Mob; Georgia, JJ and Julie are awesome.

"eye got me pride ya noe" MOL!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Eye got me pride!! Love it!! I bet that gazelle left them feeling STUFFED! (get it!?)

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

I think I'm scared of that pride! I"m gonna go hide! They look very serious.

Sandra Cox said...

dood...what de sam hell happened? Love it. I wonder it myself on a regular basis;)

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

I hope they let you snack all of the gazelle before...well, you know the rest...MOL :D Welcome to the new recrutes...recruits I mean :D Pawkisses for a Peaceful Day :) <3

Sandra Cox said...

toe mas and epa sode. Heh. Heh. Love it. You are so clever.
You have cat-speak down to a fine art.
Have a great one.

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Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Well, I'm a triple Leo so gotta love that pride.