DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

 

 last time on de codd mother 
de bass terd turkeez saga~~~


 tomas: take a look at thiz fotoz

capo tuna: faaaaaa when de codd mother 

seez thiz herz gonna bee ~~

cat father: due ya noe wear this waz taken toe mas 

tomas: yes.. eye due  
that waz taken at....

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two nite on de codd mother
de bass terd turkeez saga 

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tomas: thiz waz taken at  lake ********* 
daddy kiril waz out 
mindin his own biznezz 
saw thiz N texted 
sneakerz, elvira & friday

 

cat father: faaaaaa..... 
de gobbler iz takin it 
two de mattrezz' in my book 
thiz shakedownz  gonna come two  a....

capo toona: eye agreez
letz show thiz ta de codd mother

toe mas...code oh silence
we owe ewe sum pointz 
afturrr thiz iz all said N done

tomas: forget about it
N if ta knead me 
ta clip that bass terd 
lemme noe

4 minitz N 29 secondz later bak at ***

capo tuna:codd mother 
look at thiz ~~~~

codd mother: ah yes, the gobbler is indeed
recruiting too 

while you were gone 
I received several messages 
look at this

this bass terd 
is trying to take george's dadz rig

 

this bass terd was caught 
hiding in the trunk 
of sammy the shop vac's car
this is what he and joanie saw

 

joanie is talking with the coppers 
right now and giving her statement

~~~~~ *** back over at the 
minimum security prison

joanie:yes, the shop vac, uh, 
I mean my brother and I 
were walking to the car 
when sammy said
"I smell a rat"

we saw the trunk of the car 
had broke clean off the hinges,
back window smashed in and...

coppers: can ya give our artist here 
a description of who you saw 
leavin the scene

joanie: he was......

N now a werd frum R sponzor

we iz buzzed happee
ta welcome
de newest memburrz two de familee

smokey de swordfish 
N miss kitty de shred o nator frum ontario
goro the white bib & niko the kneady paws 
  chloe joe cannonball J
maggie the silencer
perilous patzy
maxie the brain 
allie pink pistols 
faraday babyface the tonk
de o'torri panther pair
gracie trigger fish N zoe spike clawz 

welcome everee one !!

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live palz everee wear
♥♥♥