WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE
EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN
sew de gurl had leeved open
de ax cezz door two de garagez for me
coz her waz gonna chillax witha book
eye dee sided sum mor
spyin on de nayborz out de vent
waz in orderz
when sudden lee
eye waz a tacked frum bee hind
it waz frum a cricketz
long az me leg.... a big one
it waz him
ore me.. sew eye nailed him
eye bringed it in de kitshun
two show de gurl
N eye bit off itz leg
N leeved it on de car pit
and de cricketz
waz sorta kinda sittin on de tilez
🎵🎶🎵🎶 note… de eye fone
waz knot cloze bye
fora foto shoot
but eye haz marked de spotz
with me toez
heer
N heer
when eye waz gettin reddy
two con soom de leg
de gurl seed de cricketz
and nabbed it, then hiz leg,
N put em in de toy let and fluzhed 🚽🚽🧻
de gurl toll me
eye waz knot a loud two con soom de leg
ore de cricketz itz self
coz de guy next door
uzez pestee sidez
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
N if de cricketz had pazzed
thru that area
oh kay then
heerz two a happee healthee
peace out N rock on
long live FREZH bugz
( theez werdz lookz funkee
two day for sum reezon ??
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21 comments:
Mackerull, mee bee da naybor haz used da pestee sidez on da
werds two day. Butt we gotz da message lowd and clear. You
did not gitz two eatz da cricket. Best to bee left wonderin' than
to puke later. Eye noe furom experience as Eye puked up my
breakie outside da other day, mee bee furom a cricket in my
throat, spiny legz they gotz. Happee Wednesday and lotzsa tuna fur you.
The werdz look ok to us. Just say no to pestee sidez!
Crickets cannot be trusted...well any inscet that can/might/will crawl or jump. I am not a fan of bugs in general.
I do love you sweet paw
Hugs cecilia
First off, well done, Mack!
Nice hunting skills.
Secondly, your meowmy is correct...don't eat bugs.
You don't know where they've been, and as CB will tell ya, they leave a nasty taste in your mouth.
good hunting job! good fur your mum, eating bugs can upset dee tummy
wow. how exciting. I hear crickets are tasty. My grandparents used to eat them.
That paw sure is calling to my mom. She is a paw fanatic. But it is good the Gurl kept you from the cricket leg and the rest of him. Ew.
Good work catching the cricket, Mackerull! Lucky the FSG didn't let you eat it though, or you could have been sick. Eric loved crickets and thought they were a delicacy. No sprays used here though so they were safe for him to eat.
Catch and release is good, or catch and dispatch, but catch and eat is too dangerous. Stick to your food service gurl's foodables she gives you.
That was some good hunting but don't eat that non-tasty thing!
Good hunting. I hope FSG gave you a snack to compensate for taking the cricket. XO
It's probably best not to consume crickets at all, Mackerull. I can't think that they would agree with you.
Oh, wow, you did good smashing that cricket who dared to bug you...but, um...good thing you didn't eat it, or the nest post. might be about how much you hurled...
Good idea not to eat the cricket. Kibble and canned food is much better.
I've been known to eat a bug or two...mostly little spiders. I've never had a cricket and don't think I would like it very much. ~Murphy
You're an excellent hunter, Mack! Sorry you couldn't enjoy it though. But you mom is right.
Oona: "Oona's Dada said maybe the cricket was just trying to get to Times Square and now Oona is not sure he is right in the head ..."
If the crickeT DID NOT COME IN a bag or can, we would not eat it
I'm glad she took it away from you! I worry about people who leave out poison for rodents too, then a cat comes along and eats the infected :(
Bugs are very tempting and we are furry furry glad you did not eat any poison!!! Best to lay your trophies at momma's feet and look up at her with your beautiful face saying look what I got, and she will take care of it.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
Mackerull, that was a good catch, but Fay would have eaten it too🙊Double Pawkisses for a Happy Day to you and your FSG too🐾😽💞
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