WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE
EPPA SODA THAT EYE AM CALLIN
A HOWL O WEEN SING A LONG
~~~~~~~ hit it ~~~~~~~~~
sew ther eye waz
chillaxin on me bed
thoughtz oh trout
bee floatin in me head
Itz howl o ween nite
N de door bellz ringin
soundz like sum onez out side
N they bee a …. singin
N they bee a …. singin
eye due knot haz candee
eye due knot haz treetz
out side eye heer de sound
oh sum shufflin "feetz"
sum one iz now poundin
on de screen door
eye yelled shut de hellz up
eye canna take it noe mor
de noiz dinna stop
eye'm heerin stuff on de roof
eye noe itz knot santa
ore a rain deer hoof
eye iz now gettin pizzed
N am gonna call de copz
eye heer em mezzin in de bushez
N on de tree topz
eye flung de door open
am gettin reddy ta yell
eye due KNOT
haz candee N what de sam hell
and de WERST COZTOOM EVER
came bee for me eyez
take a look for yur selvez
coz eye canna tell noe liez
ewe bass terd
heerz two a
happee safe howl o ween
peace out N rock on
long live
jack N hiz lanturn
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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27 comments:
OMC Werst Coztoom for sure!!!
Catchiest Hallowe'en song, ever! And maybe the worst costume too! 😆🎃
Gobble gobble gobble!
lol
Luv yer song. But whata costume! Who da thought to use feathers and a bald head fur trick er treat. What a fright that musta been when you opened yer eyez and yer door and saw this. Happy Halloween and may no tricks be played on you er da gurl.
Jilly jingkins, Mack! WHAT a nightmare!!! Oh my LAND! A bass terd TURKEE! He wouldn't be getting no candee even if you had it!
if you don't have candy, you can always do a trick... that is a scary costume... for the past few Halloweens, we turn off all the lights and hide upstairs.
Have a safe Halloween. Sending lots of purrs. Patch and Archer.
bass turd turkey!!
OMCS OMCS Tom Turkey was aka da Gobbling Ghoul was at your door. BY the way about 2 weeks ago a very rude burd maybe a T=Rex flew over our house twice...dropped a 'giant poop bomb' on our new roof and on our new skylight. Started raining Monday we had hopes it would wash the double poops off. Alas the poop on the skylight is slowly sliding off but the one on our roof NOPE still hanging on.
Hugs Cecilia
OMCS OMCS Tom Turkey was aka da Gobbling Ghoul was at your door. BY the way about 2 weeks ago a very rude burd maybe a T=Rex flew over our house twice...dropped a 'giant poop bomb' on our new roof and on our new skylight. Started raining Monday we had hopes it would wash the double poops off. Alas the poop on the skylight is slowly sliding off but the one on our roof NOPE still hanging on.
Hugs Cecilia
That would be a scary sight!
Love your spooky tune!
It is a horrifying costume!
That is a dangerous costume this close to Thanksgiving. :) XO
OOH! That is a scary bass turd turkey costume, Mack! SCARY!
Yikes! They need to stay away! Next time, call Butterball!
That should be the Halloween theme
Those basturd birds aint heard the words:
Begone you blights of flight
and don't wish you good night!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
I don't think that's a costume: it's actually a turkey trying to cadge some candy, I think...
Charlee: "Those darn turkeys, gobbling down the candy every year!"
Chaplin: "Happy Halloween!"
Happy Halloween from Sasha.
A bass terd turkey? How scary! He must have got mixed up and forgotten that Thanksgiving is almost a month away (mol).
Awesome rhyme time, Mack. And your "ewe bass terd" exclamation is dead on. That's one ugly azz costume for sure.
I was getting scared with you Mackerull, and when you opened the door I ran and hid under the bed!!
Don't come over here, Mack...there are lots of those guys here...and when they are hiding somewhere then the geese come by!nmAt least cause they know we are here, they don't get into our yard, l;et alone basng on the doors.
EEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! It'ss a Turkey!!! Nose nose nose!!! Toe-tall TRICK an NO treet Mackerull...
Wanna come have a happy nappy??
***purrss*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum
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