Wednesday, October 18, 2023

A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE VEEW

white fizh wavez everee one
N wel come ta a trout
 tee vee
scaree moovee ree veew
 just in time
for howl o ween


we think FRY day
sum thin ore other waz on de big screen


( we just went inta 
de moovee place 
ta get sum snax )

we seed a dood
witha colandurr thing on hiz head
N frank lee we can think oh other
thingz ta use a colander for 
bee sidez a facial mask

ya can pan for gold, drain yur sghetti noodlez
 sift for bear reed trezure in litter
N if de handlezz iz sturdee enuff
scoop
plentee oh minnow 
outta de neer bye streem

 sudden lee sum one up front 
started talkin
on a cell ewe ler dee vize

N sum one yelled
shut de hell up

de dood doin de fone talkin
stood up N terned round
N sum bodee else yelled
sit de hell down

then de standin dood yellz
 who in de hell
due ewe think yur talkin two
 while sum one else screamed
who de hell R ewe anyway

frum de bak row 
( neer az we can figure )
came a
what de hellz yur problem

then sum one elze yelled
go two hell

de manager dood came in 
N blasted 
what de hellz
goin on in heer 

sew what happened in de moovee
we due knot noe

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live filmz 

© october 18, 2023
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23 comments:

Bibi & Meep said...

Yikes! That was a very scary movie you went to. Glad you are safe.
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

My Mind's Eye said...

Will there be popcorn and drinks at the movie.
Hugs Cecilia

Lynn and Precious said...

due u sue poz all the what de hells wur fur "hell-oween"?
Lynn usez de colandurr fur kit-chin stuffies. U sir tainlee caught
ur self a crazy movie. Precious

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "Humans and their phones!"
Java Bean: "They should try just chewing on bones like we do."

CJ Kennedy said...

Sounds like the floor show was better than the movie.

The Florida Furkids said...

It sounds like the theater was more interesting than the movie was.

Eastside Cats said...

Who in de hell, for sure!

pilch92 said...

I hope you got your money back. :) XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

Movie theatres are pretty scary, especially these days!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

You are really brave to go to such a scary movie.

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Do cats get in half price or did you get a group rate?

messymimi said...

Next time, go buy your snacks at the store and watch the movies on a movie channel on TV, it's cheaper and you don't have to watch any scary stuff if you don't want to.

Dma said...

Movies used to be so fun to go to. One of my favorite things. Not so much anymore.

John Bellen said...

It seems like all the drama and action was going on in front of the screen, not on it.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Thanks for giving petcretary yet another reason for not going to the movies!
What the H🏒🏒 is wrong with peeps these days anyways??

Crafting Queen said...

Shame you did not get to see the movie. Hope you enjoyed the snacks. Sending purrs from Patch, Flower and Archer. x

Three Chatty Cats said...

Ugh, don't you hate when you can't just enjoy the movie? Although it still sounds like it was an entertaining outing.

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Sounds like the guests were more interesting than the movie!!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Sounds like a comedy ...

Katie Isabella said...

I loved this more than anything. I laughed out loud and still grinnin' like a crazed o'possum!

Katie Isabella said...

Me and Dai$y coming back today. We hit Paris and Milan..with a side trip tp Venice. Now we're done.

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Mee-yow Mackerull an Dai$y that was a movie all inn itself!
BellaSita it been to a movie place inn 10 yeerss.....doubt shee will go now, mew mew mew....
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an ***giggellss*** BellaSita Mum

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Sounds like there was more happening in the movie place than on the screen!