Wednesday, October 11, 2023

DE PLEEZ BEE PAY SHUNT DINER

 white fizh wavez everee one 
N wel come two a trout tee vee
 eppa soda we iz callin 

what de hellz๐Ÿ™€



sew ….eye waz asked 
two go out two dinner 
N eye said
why knot, haz ta bee a slite change 
frum canned goodz
fora change oh pace
eye wented two a restaurant called de 

"pleez bee pay shunt 
we haz noe help diner"
letz look 
roll film ~~~~~~~~~ whirrrr
heer eye am 
out side de establish mintz 
waitin on de starez 
two get in de door

eee lapsed time haz been
13 hourz, 89 minitz anda few secondz



heer eye am final lee gettin a taybull 

after waitin 32 hourz,
52 minitz and 8 secondz



and heer eye am 
waitin for de food order 
two a rive

eye loozed trak oh time
ZZZzzzzzZZZzzZzzZzZZZ



heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on

๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” 

N in memoree oh R total lee 
awesum lee 
epic lee 
for ever friend
PATTI 
long live

 

cold food 
take out
cannoli
browneez
N muzz tard

๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

old Irish proverb ~~~
death leaves a heartache
no one can heal
love leaves a memory
no one can steal

 


 © OCTOBER 11, 2023
All Rights Reserved

26 comments:

Lynn and Precious said...

u haz put up a geerate tribute to Pattie. thankee kindlee.

The Florida Furkids said...

Thanks for the restaurant review!

Beautiful tribute to TW.

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Hmm, I guess it really is hard to find good help these days ..."

Bibi&Meep said...

The proverb is soooo true! Hugs on the loss of your friend, we did not know her but know she was a great friend to furs.

Oh Mackerull! Maybe next time you can get delivery service, like there must be an Uber Treats or Cat Door Dash somewhere in the interwebs . . . (MOL!)

xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Sheesh, Mackerul, thanks for letting us know not to go to THAT eating plaice.

Everyone will miss Pattie so very much.

Chuck Huss said...

I have found that the longest waiting period is after you are done eating and you are waiting for your server to come back with the check so you can leave because your butt is really hurting in their uncomfortable chair. That is when your server is out smoking an entire pack of cigarettes.

Gidget Blue Sky said...

oh my cod!!! yoo cooda starbed

My Mind's Eye said...

What a beautiful Irish proverb. It is new to me.

Good help is hard to find...then when you finally get them trained...the get slack. Keep'em to the curb
Hugs Cecilia

pilch92 said...

Nice tribute to Pattie. Wherever that restaurant is, I don't want to go. XO

Eastside Cats said...

Human time and cat time are two very, VERY different things!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

That was a fitting proverb. May our friend rest in peace

CJ Kennedy said...

Mackerull is so cute. I want to boop his little nose. May Pattie's memory be a blessing.

meowmeowmans said...

Mack, we know how you feel, dude. Waiting is the worst!

messymimi said...

I think "Mom's Diner" is a better choice, she is more prompt. Meanwhile, I enjoyed the post and please accept my condolences for the loss of Ms. Kleinke. I was never well acquainted with her, but as far as I did know her she was a wonderful person and my heart grieves with all who knew and loved her well.

ZOOLATRY said...

We will come back later today to read your post ... leave a real comment ... for now
though ... just here to say:

Love you, thankful for you.
A and J

Katie Isabella said...

Hi! Dai$y, it's about THYME! I have mom's cards...I'm at the airport...is that you just over the horizon speeding to the runway? YES!

Katie Isabella said...

Mackerull.. thank you for that excellent review of where NOT to go. XXX

Catscue said...

Beautiful tribute! A terrible loss for all of us.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is a lovely tribute to Pattie and the Irish proverb is a very good one. She will be very missed.
Thanks for the restaurant review, Mackerull. I will try and avoid that restaurant.

John Bellen said...

Maybe the restaurant should provide beds, too...

Sasha said...

What a lovely tribute. Your restaurant review shows how unreliable humans can be. How rude to keep you waiting for so long. I will never go there. I will wait for HER to bring out the smogasbord at home. Sasha

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

So very sorry for the loss of your friend. A loving tribute and beautiful Irish Proverb. They seem to go together well.

You have SO much patience Mackerull. Too bad good help is hard to get these days. Once they are trained, they move on to bigger and better places that require experience. Good for you for this lovely review.

Three Chatty Cats said...

So, how big of a tip did you leave?

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

The name of the place should have been a tip off.

The J-Cats said...

What a terrible restaurant! Clearly it will never make the Miewchelin Guide.

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

Well that was not a fun time waitin to get innto No Help Diner!
Mee thinkss Mackerull dinin in with FSG has to bee bettur ;)
Mee has BellaSita purrectlee trained to serve mee Brekkie; Mornin Snax; Afturnoon Snax; Suppurr an Beefore Bedtime Snax~~~
An what a lovelee tributte to Miss Pattie....man wee miss her!
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugss}}} BellaSita Mum