Wednesday, August 23, 2023

GIE UNT CAT

 white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
 way back ree runz


roll film ~~~~

whirrrrrrr ~~~~~

ewe mite ree call frum R last post
we final lee getted a sponsor:
GIE UNT CAT
how we stumbled upon GIE UNT CAT
ore how GIE UNT CAT finded uz 
still ree manez a mizz tree 

but given de fact 
they agreed ta sponsor uz
we inn tern a greed ta give them 
sum propz heer two day 

with a GIE UNT CAT 
commershul post 
sew sit back N ree lax
tern yur tee vee on ore off 

coz they R knot on tee vee any way 
?????
N heer we go
cue mewsic in yur own mindz eye 
oh what ya wanna heer 
coz onze again
we due knot noe how ta add sound
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doez yur cat seem ta never grow 
tho he eatz N eatz N eatz sum mor


doez he look at de cat tree...
wunderin if he will ever be big enuff 
ta climb two de top perch 


doez he wunder 
if he will ever fill out his bed


ore think hiz litter box iz like
an oh lympix pool



does hiz cat toyz seem 
like they waz made for TIGERZ 



ore may be him thinkz he kneadz a ladderz
ta reech hiz kibble bowl 



ore an extree long straw 
ta get a ree freshin drink oh H two and oh


well folkz... worree noe mor 
be coz GIE UNT CAT kibble 
iz heer two help !
♥♥♥♥♥
 
GIE UNT CAT cat kibble can tern 
yur kitten sized cat 
inta a GIE UNT SIZED CAT
within a month, 18 dayz, 45 hourz,
 and a week ore three 
R guaranteez ore yur money back 
N ya can keep de kibble two
letz listen two thiz satisfied customer 
tell kitteh "D" how GIE UNT CAT
terned hiz life a round 





N letz look at de AMAZIN ree sultz 
kitteh "D" sent 
two de GIE UNT CAT kibble officez 
last week 
afturr he had consoomed 
GIE UNT CAT cat kibble fora month, 18 days 
45 hourz, and onlee TWO weekz





& de wee kitteh 
lookz like gram paw DUDE !!
  sa~wheat
♥♥♥
sew ther ya haz it
R....  GIE UNT CAT
commershul free 
commershul 
 ree view
 
heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live nooz print

© august 23, 2023
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24 comments:

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL
Angel Madi was the purrfect size for everything.
I love the Cape Hatteras lighthouse...OMCs
We climbed to the tippy top when we visited it in 2015.
Hugs cecilia

Zoolatry said...

No need for Gie Unt foodz here, or mebbe that's what June's been eatin' all along, for she now be one "gie-unt" cat from the itty bitty kitty she used to be, in fact, we be on the way within the hour (tick tock goes the clock) if her Mommy can catch her and get her in the carrier that is ... as we were sayin', we be on the way to Dr Vet for that annual check up and check in and fully expect to hear the words, THE CAT BE FAT CAT, THIS CAT IS TOO BIG, THIS CAT NEEDS A DIET ... oh dear, this be a gie-unt girl. We'll soon have to rename her JuneandJuly

The Oceanside Animals said...

Oona: "Wow, a cat that is even smoller than Smol Oona!"

Saku said...

MOl! Furry funny stuff, but mom bean says I don't need that fuds, 'cuz I'm big enough already.

Kea said...

Impressive results from that food! :-D

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Amarula would like to place an order with GIE UNT CAT as long as they can guarantee that if she eats it she will get so big she could swallow Frodo in one big gulp!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! That Gie Unt Cat food really works. I think Eric must have had a secret supply of it.

Brian's Home Blog said...

That food could be a real winner but we've not had a problem growing here!

pilch92 said...

That looks like some good stuff. All my cats are big enough so I will pass. XO

John Bellen said...

That is one productive product, guys (I had to laugh when I first saw how small Gram Paw Dude's look-a-like was compared to everyday cat-items)... And really, to end up looking like Gram Paw Dude would be a sweet thing to many, many cats, am I right?

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Here is to all creatures, especially the small

Eastside Cats said...

Concats on your new sponsor!
Sweetie is a wee kitty; she needs some Gie Unt Cat food STAT.

meowmeowmans said...

Wowee! That Gie Unt Cat Fudz stuff is amazing! We definitely don't need that here, but it sure is magical.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

That was Gie Unt Lee FUN!

Us pups would love a taste, but petcretary thinks we need Shrink-Um noms...at least Dalton does, LOL!

Sandra Cox said...

Wow. That Gie Unt Cat Fudz is magical.
Take special care, FSG.

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

MOL dat stuff must be amazing ;)

xoxo,
Matilda

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

How amazing. Please don't let Squiggles get close to it. He is already so fat, he hates being restricted of food. LOVE this, though. Clever and adorable.

Three Chatty Cats said...

That's definitely some magical cat food!

The Florida Furkids said...

That fud is amazing!

The J-Cats said...

Mol, mol, MOL!
We need something that has the oppawsite effect. Shimshi just keeps growing and growing and growing, despite Mummy's attempts to keep him on a diet!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Does the big cat have to keep eating it to keep from shrinking down? If he keeps eating it does he get bigger and bigger?

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

My problem is that my cats are too ... erm ... robust. Maybe there's a TIN-EE-CAT version?

Smudge said...

Well that sure sounds like some amazing kibble!

Kitties Blue said...

We need a sponsor for food that can turn a few of our cats smaller….they are giants themselves. Of course, Misty May only weighs 3 1/2 pounds and could really use some of that amazing food. This was a fun post! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh