KNOT FOTO SHOPPED !!!!!

 WHITEFIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TWO A 

KNOT FOTO SHOPPED 

KNOT REE RUN 

TROUT TEE VEE POST

 

 

 

THATZ ALL BOUT

 

KNOT INA MILLION BAZILLION 

COULD THIZ HAPPENZ AGAIN !!

LETZ LOOK ~~~~~

SEW THER EYE WAZ 

WAITIN FOR DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL 

TWO TOZZ ME MY CATNIP HEART 

N HER DID 

 

AND EYE SAID 

 

WHOA 

 

DE HEART LANDED ON ITZ SIDE 

STANDIN PURR FECT LEE UPSIDEZ

 

SEW EYE  LEEVED IT BEE 

WHILE DE GURL GRABZ 

DE CELL EWE LAR DEE VIZE 

TWO NAB A FOTO

OH DE KNOT LUNAR LANDIN

N HEER IT BEEZ 

DEE FYIN DE LAWZ OH GRAV A TEE

 

 WE BET MIZZTUR NEWTON WOOD SAY 

AWESUM TABBIEZ !!

WELL, THATZ IT FOR TWO DAY

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE CATNIP FILLED HEARTZ 

 

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ANDA REE RUN FRUM BUTTER LOVER BOOMER O CAT !!

 

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WEL COME TWO A REE RUN 

FRUM DE MOUTH OH 

BUTTER LOVER BOOMER O CAT

CIRCA 1824

 

 

 

 LETZ ROLL FILM ~~~~~~ WHIRRRRR

 

two day eye wanna shout out 

  bout sumthin thatz az grate

yet knot quite az

 but all most

az grate 

az trout

N that wood bee

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BUTTER

sew letz get rite two it

sted oh stallin

like a car outta gas

64,928 usez for

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BUTTER

in de auto motive sectshun: 

car wax, moter oilz, lether seet shiner upper,

reer view mirror frangrance stik

N tire polish

~~~~~~~~~

for purrson null uze: 

mouthwash, de odor ant, hair greeze, 

hair gel,

dry skinz loe shinz, teeth paste, 

face shull mask

 wound cover upper, shavin creem,  

shampooz,

hairballz helper, nail polish

  N for ewe gals .....make up ree mover

~~~~~~~~~~

 

round de houz:  

floor wax, furnitchurez polish, stove kleener,

toy let kleener, wall paper paste, 

leather shiner upper,

room deoder izer, paint thinner, 

stove top kleener,

 squeaky door hinge ree pair, 

sticked door door ree pair,

 bug spray, carpett shampooz, 

laundree soapz,

just plane soapz,  dish washin dee tergent,

 window kleener

~~~~~~~~

yur toez

~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest

everee single kinda

foodz ya can think of but

 

KNOT

bass terd chckn

veg ta bullz

ore orangezz

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out n rock on

long live pork chopz  

 

© april 19, 2023

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DE WERD CAT =^,,^=

 

 

white fizh wavez everee one

N wel come two a ree run that we due knot

think we haz re run ree cent lee

on trout tee vee

 

 

pleez beg R most humble 

if ewe saw thiz all reddy 

like a few ago

 

thiz ree run iz one of R favez

coz it con tainz de werd

 CAT

and how important we iz two

sew sigh a tee

 

letz look

 

roll film ~~~~~~

 

de werd cat: N ther meeningz

allocator... a cat who dressez up 

like an alligator for howl o ween

altercate... a kitteh who helpsz

de priest at church servizz

 

catacomb...catz who like 

ther groomin done with a comb 

& knota brush

catalog...kittehz who like 

a wee bit oh adventurz 

on sum fallen treez, 

ore simp lee... logz

catalysts... catz who bee 

prettee well organized 

N make "ta due" listz oh stuff

that kneadz done

cataplasm ...cats big inta 

sci fi stuff like

plasm gunk

catcall.....eazee peezee 

catz on de tell a fone

category ...kittehz big inta 

scaree blood N gutz mewviez

caterpillar...de catz that 

R fame mouz 

in ther communateez 

 

N wood rather

bee called thiz ....

than pillarz 

oh sew sigh a tee

caterwaul... opposite oh 

cat er floor

catfish ...LUNCH BRAKE!!!!!

cathodally... catz who like 

ta take ther 

sweet ole time bout stuff

N most lee hang out 

with dilly dally

catkin...any ree lay shunz 

mom ...dad...cuzin

sisturr...brother...

son...neff few...daughter...

neece...gram pawz...

gram mawz...

antz...unklez...

ewe noe...yur kin

catsup...opposite oh 

catz down

copycat...catz who go 

two placez oh employ 

N shove paperz in that

masheen N hit 

de start button ...

N now ya haz like 

44 oh de same

doc ewe mintz

delicate...kittehz who werk 

at de samich shopee 

round de korner...

due knot forgetz 

chipz anda drink !!

detoxicate... catz who haz 

sense ta seek help 

for ther addictionz...

detox soon 

N bee well pleez

♥♥♥

  

fabricate...catz who R 

total lee inta 

any kinda cloth

hellcat ...nellie's crew !!!

locate...opposite oh 

high cat

mudcat...catz livin 

de high life 

N rollin in wet soil

polecat uh...dood

phew...pee ewe N wee

well, ther ya haz it...

just a wee small samplin

oh how important 

de werd CAT iz 

 

heerz two a happee

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

 

long live

de dicshunarry 

 

© april 12, 2023

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EASTURR HAIRZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta trout tee vee ree run

326..128.36

 

 

 

  heerz R

post frum easturr past with high pawz

ta all R rabbit and hare palz 

take it a way copee & paste

 with easturr bein 

rite round de korner 

we wanted ta offer 

a few safe tee tipz

we troo lee hope 

everee one

takez inta consider rayshun 

coz yur food servizz
peepulz can tern....
crazed
mor sew than normull
durin de easturr holly day 


while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go ~~~~~


they will eat candee 

til they hurl

 fite over de last ham samich

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line

ta sit de hell down

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 
at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 
they canna stand

just coz it iz easturr

N they due knot wanna 
oh fend

de easturr rabbit

who in all honest tee

could care less

coz de rabbitz out back

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted

2 weekz ago

 

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace
then therz like shell gutz
ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noes what

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off

 

 

then their fillinz in their teethz

be like 
hole.... lee.... $hit......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye

like when they eat

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest
therz

ewe guessed it

de hole bass terd BURD izzue

coz why in de sam hell

doez any one

wanna eat this

Be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

a stooooooopid

bass terd

chcickn BURD

~~~~~~~

heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR

be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

 

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