WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A TROUT TEE VEE
REE RUN FRUM A SHORT TIME AGO
LIKE BAK IN 20
TWO NITE WE WOOD LIKE
TA PREE SENTZ
TWO R VEEWIN AUDDE ANTZ
OH 3 PEEPULZ
A SMALL LESSON IN HISS TREE
BOUT HOW SNAKEZ
GETTED TA DE EMERALD AISLE
HOW THEY LEEVED
HOW THEY LEEVED
N WHY THEY NEVER REE TERNED
WITH THIZ BEE IN SAID
WE ROLL FILM ON PART 7
"NOAH... SNAKEZ... & HIZ SHIP DE ARK"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ WHIRRR
89 BAZILLION YEERZ AGO
DE GOOD LORD TOLL NOAH
IT WAZ GONNA START RAININ
TA BEET ALL HELLZ
AND DE LORD TOLL NOAH
HIM BEST GATHER UP
ALL DE ANIMALZ
N GET DE HELLZ OUTTA DODGE
WE DUE KNOT NOE
IF NOAH LIVED IN DODGE
BUT WE IZ USIN THIZ NAME
FOR R CITEE ANY WAY
NOAH WAZ LIKE OH KAY
BUT EYE AM KNOT
K.N.O.T
TAKIN ANY SNAKEZ
ON THIZ JOURNEE
& DE LORD SAID
NOE PROBLEM DOOD
LET EM SWIMZ TA SAFE TEE
SUM BASS TERD SNAKEZ
OVER HURD THIZ CONVERSATION
& BEE IN DE NOZEE AZZEZ
THAT THEY IZ
THEY SNEEKED A BORED SHIP & HID
KNOT LONG AFTURR
DE MONGOOSE FAMILEE
FINDED DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
N REE PORTED THEIR AZZEZ TA NOAH
BOUT THIS TIME
NOAH WAZ SAILIN
PAST DE EMERALD AISLE
N HIM SAID
TA DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
IF YA THINK
YUR GONNA SAIL WITH ME
YUR SAD LEE MIZ TAKEN
NOAH DOCKED DE ARK
PUSHED DE SNAKEZ
ONTO IRISH SOILZ
N TOOK OFF LIKE
DE WIND
🌥🌥🌥🌥🌥
STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH
SNAKEZ IN IRELAND
NEXT WEEK HEER
ON TROUT TEE VEE
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥
STAY TOONED
FOR DE UNEXCITIN
CON CLOOSHUN
OH
SNAKEZ IN IRELAND
NEXT WEEK HEER
ON TROUT TEE VEE
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE
HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DE MONGOOSE ♥♥
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33 comments:
Well, saints 'n' begorra me aunt bryde deroraka doyle never tole me dat!
And by the way, me aunt bryde d. doyle is for real, all 5.5 foot of her with curly red hair, freckles on freckles, and more (sshhh) slammin' cath-lic jokes that you can 'magine
MOL MOL MOL Long live the Mongoose...OMCs you guys are too funny. Happy Ides of March and I hope your weather isn't too cold and snowy 5 days before spring
Hugs Cecilia
We can't wait for the con clooshun!
Noah, you weren't being very nice, no?
I got the popcorn ready and can't wait for the next installment
Sneaky snakes -- grrrr!
Happy St. Patrick's Day-xoxox, Bibi & Meep
That is an exciting story. I can't wait to hear how they were sent packing again from Ireland.
We wouldn't want any bassterd snakes on any ship we sailed on either. Hsssss. We put da bitey on them!
We'll be back for the rest of da story. ~The Ts
Well you did leave us hanging...
I somehow missed this story in The Bible. :) Have a nice St. Patrick's Day! xO
BOL. I like your Bible interpretation stories better. Remember God asked a reluctant Noah: "how long can you tread water?
I never heard this story about the snakes. I’ll be back for the conclusion. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Noah was a bit hard on the snakes, I think - understandable, but still...
What i want to know is why Noah didn't stomp on the roaches and swat the mosquitoes. Looking forward to part two!
Now I know how the snakes got to Ireland, I look forward to the next installment. And of course, have a super St. Patrick's Day tabbies and FSG.
Thank COD for that mongoose. Who knows what those sneaky snakes would've done if they didn't get busted and de-arked!
Slithering vipers!! We learns something new all the time!
We can't wait to see what happens next. Hope you are all safe and well. We are helping our Daddy get some exercise while in his cast. We like to go out and come in every 5 minutes. lol Sending lots of purrs, Patch, Flower and Archer. xxx
We've never met a snake and hope to continue that streak. ~Ellie Mae and Latte
Well that is certainly a new one on me, thanks for the education kitties! My cat Peaches used to love pulling baby snakes out of their hidey places back when she was allowed out in the yard while I hung laundry. She enjoyed it, I found it really creepy.
lol
Snakes on Ireland you say!
Mum says snakes are sneaky...and silent!
I think that's why they are not popular ;)
That and the fact that stick out their tongues at you!
Purrs, Julie
Come visit us but leave those snakes!
I'm with CJ. Popcorn and the next installment:)
Cheers,
I haz no idea what a Mongoose is but I don't like snakes so... long live de Mongoose! Love this story! Do yoo serve wefweshments during unexcitin conclooshun?
Oh no! I need the con clooshun!!
Happy St Patrick's Day on the day!
Mee an BellaSita nevurr new all this Tabbiess! Oh this iss xcitin! Snakess are sorta creepy aren't they??? Mee avoided them at all co$t when mee was on THE meen streetss of Wireton. Even there, mee found snakess ***shivurrss***
Happy Beelated St Patrick'ss Day to you Mackerull an Dai$y an FSG!!
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an {{{hugss}}} BellaSita Mum
Hmmm, interesting version of history. I'm gonna have to check this out for accuracy...
We hope you had a pawsome St. Catrick's Day.
Epically epic post dudes, and we hope mew had a truly terrific St Paddy's Day!
Happy day mates!!!!
Timber
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