WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
REE RUN EPPA SODA 57.0
LAST WEEK WE WAZ DIZZ CUZZIN
BOUT DE SNAKEZ IN IRELAND
AND PUTTIN EVEREE ONE TWO SLEEPZ
HEERZ YUR CHANCE TWO
CATCH UP ON SUM NAPZ
AZ WE PREE SENT DE
CON CLOO SHUN
OH: SNAKEZ IN IRELAND
ROLL FILM ~~~~
WE LURNED IT BE NOAHZ FAULT
COZ DE BASS TERDZ
SNUCK ON BORD HIZ ARK
A MON GOOZE FINDED EM
& NOAH SAID GET DE HELLZ
OFF ME BOAT
SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
OFF ME BOAT
SEW HIM PUSHED EM A SHORE
ON DE EMERALD ISLE
& SPED OFF
FLASH FOR WERD
TA THREE BAZILLION YEERZ
IN DE FEW CHURE
BASS TERD SNAKEZ
R NOW EVEREE WEAR
ON TREEZ, ON DE GRAZZ
IN DE PUBZ, CHILLAZIN ON DE GOLF COURZ,
FISHIN OFF DE BANKZ
OH DE SHANNON
THEY BEE HANGIN OUT WITH
TOORIZTS AT BLARNEY,
TIPPIN BAK A FEW
AT DE GUINNESS STORE HOUZ,
MAKIN A MESS ON DE RING O KERRY
DE GIANTS CAUSEWAY
& DE CLIFFS OH MOHER,
BUT WHEN THEY WAZ CATCHED
SLEEPIN ON DE PEWS
IN PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL
HIM SAID
"THAT IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAW"
SEW HIM SETTED A TRAP
FOR DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
PATRICK HIRED A TOOR BUS
& TOLL DE SNAKEZ
THEY WOOD BEE OFF
ON DE VACATION OH A LIFE TIME
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ
BEE LEEVED THIZ
& THEY ALL PILED INTA DE TOOR BUS
N ST PATRICK
N ST PATRICK
DROVE OFF
~~~~~ BOUT 34 MILEZ DOWN DE ROAD
LONG DE WESTERN SHOREZ LINE
A PASSIN SHIP HAD JUST DROPPED ANCHOR
N WAZ LOADIN SUPPLIEZ
AZ ST PATRICK SLOWED DE BUS DOWN
AT HARBOR
HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP
& TA SNEEK ON BORD
HIM TOLL ALL DE SNAKEZ
DE SHIP OUT YONDER
WAZA CROOZE SHIP
& TA SNEEK ON BORD
BEE FOR
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD
PASS A PORTZ WAZ CHECKED
DE BASS TERD SNAKEZ DID IN FACT
SNEEK ON BORD
DE SHIP CAPTAINED BYE
MIZZTER CHRIS COLUMBUS
N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
N SNAKEZ WAZ NEVER TA BEE SEEN
IN IRELAND
EVER AGAIN
MANEE BEE LEEVE
MANEE BEE LEEVE
ITZ ONLEE A MYTH
ST PATRICK DRIVED DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND
OUTTA IRELAND
THIZ PEECE OH INFO
PROOVEZ
THAT MYTH WRONG
COZ ST PATRICK
DID
DRIVE DE BASS TERD
SNAKEZ
INA BUS
🚌
N THER YA HAZ IT
INA BUS
🚌
N THER YA HAZ IT
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE DEE SULL FUEL
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30 comments:
Certainly explains...well, something...
So that's how Padraig did it!
Faith 'n' begorra and here we always thought those priests was way too busy in the backroom doing udder stuff or perhaps in da confessional box seeking absolution for said udder stuff to have concern over a few snakes-in-pews,
phew, but then along comes the saints of patrick, though in our story it would of been the saints of patricia for women rule even though the priests don't
tell it that way, what do they know and they scooped up all those snakes and
put them in their gucci bags and took them off to fifth avenue to sell for lots of big bucks by the fifth 'n' broadway subway entrance cause anything made of
endangered snakeskin ~ shoes, wallets, belts ~ will make you a fortune and priests and patrick be da...d!
I'll raise a glass of brew to no snakes too!
xoxox, Meowmie, Bibi & Meep
feking snakes, thank cod dey r gone
So Christopher Columbus not only brought small pox to the Indians, he also brought us snakes. Why does he have a day to celebrate? Thanks for clearing that up. XO
I believe every word of this story. Christopher Columbus is a hero in Ireland for getting ridda those snakes, and a hero in America for discovering it. Those snakes sure had a lot more land to take over. I don't think they are quite finished yet!
Next time I bet St. Patrick will call an UBER
Hugs to Mack, Dai$y, FSG and Grandmom
Cecilia
St. Patrick was a hero! I just hope I don't get on a cruise ship full of snakes.
Nowadays he couldn't drive the snakes out, he would have to take an Uber!
It's nice to have the record finally set straight!
I have never heard the story of Saint Patrick explained so clearly before.
See! We KNEW there was more to the story about St. Patrick driving those snakes out of Ireland. Thank you for setting the record straight, Tabbies! XO
The bit about the bus I find hard to believe. Everything else strikes me as perfectly credible - but not the bus...
We are glad we were not in that bus...too many snakes for us to dead...we's terriers afterall, and we shake em dead!
I thought the tour bus would take them to Martha's Vinyard. :)
Oh my whiskers! Neither The Tribe nor The Human were bored by your story. We're saving it to reread because it is FUNNY! And The Human has an unnatural fear of the "BASS TERD SNAKEZ" and she will be forever grateful for St. Patrick!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto, Oliver & Lily
Not the day for me to be offline. I almost missed the conclusion to the story. Good for St. Patrick. I heard that those same snakes great great great great grandkids snuck in with Samuel L. Jackson when he boarded a plane.
A Bus ? That's a bit extreme to me =^x^=
Did you ever get into a bus ?
I did once, Mom took me to a VET ( it was forbidden in Melbourne !! )
Seriously, I pee myself...lol
Too much vibration..Ha..Ha..Ha
=^x^=
Thank the Cods that those snakies were driven off in da bus. We not goin on any busses any time soon cuz one of dem may haf been left beehind.
We luf your stories. XO
That was great for Ireland but we're sorry they came to us. We're with Tommy and Teaghan..no busses for us.
Well thank you for clearing that up so we know what happened!
Hello kitties, hope you all have a great weekend. We are keeping our humans very busy. lol Enjoying the better weather. Sending lots of purrs. Patch, Flower and Archer. Anesha x
So dats why there are soo many snakes in da Caribbean and South America and them little boogers probably swammed their way over to FL to scare da bejesus out of us efury chance they get ;)
xoxo,
Matilda
Yoo know... I just realized it's been a year since I found a black snake in my huge water dish. He wasn't very big, but I told him he had to leave. I tried to paw him out, but my arm was too short. And he said he needed a life preserver cuz he might drown. So Momma got a net and scooped him out, and sent him on his way. Hm. Wonder whatever happened to him.
Well I'm glad that's all cleared up now. I don't know- snakes in a pub? In the cathedral? The golf course? My dad just mumbled something about what is this person smoking?
Wow, We neffur knew there used to be quite THAT many snakes in Ireland. St. Patrick must have had his work cut out to round them all up!
i think some of those snakes ended up here! Every spring we get lots and lots of garter snakes! Luckily they are nice and small
Chaplin: "Snakes on a Cruise Ship! I smell a Samuel L. Jackson sequel!"
Well, we've never seen a snake around here...
Mom and I wanted to thank you for your kind words about Izzy. ❤️
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