Wednesday, February 1, 2023

GROUNDED !!

 WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME
TA TROUT TEE VEE 
REE RUN FIVE FRUM 56BC
THIZ POST IZ FULLA ROE DENTZ 
BUT KNOT FISH
 


LETZ LOOK BACK AT DE INTER VEEW WE HAD
WITH PHIL DE GROUND HOGZ KIDZ !!

ROLL FILM ~~~~~~ WHIRRRRR

two day we iz buzzed happee 
ta pree sent two ewe 
de trout towne inter veew with:
 
ground hog 
ground chuck 
ground roast
N ground braker

N keep de film rollin coz thiz inter veew
beez live
in fact we iz act shoo a lee 
at philz place 
thiz veree moe mint !!! 

YAY ~~~~~

~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrrr

TT: welcome kidz oh phil 
& manee thanx
for takin time out two day 
ta haza wee talk

we hope ewe kidz 
will "spill de beanz"
coz when we inter veewed 
both yur dad &
yur mom 
they waz knot two keen 
on conversayshunz

reederz oh trout 
pleez give a big round
oh applauze two 

ground hog 

TT; ya take afturr
yur dad ya noe dood
any one else ever menshun that

like ewe izza eggz act 
like nezz all most 
oh yur dad
 
 
GH:


  TT; all rightie then
 we can see yur 
az talkative ther buddy
az dad   ??

letz see if we can 
get a werd in edgewise
frum 

ground chuck

TT; wavez dood 
ya must be total lee
proud oh yur dad
him bee in famouz N all

GC:

uh....sew iz de 
kinda sorta stink eye 
for UZ
ore cod for bid
yur dad

yea, oh kay 
best knot answer that one

TT; moovin a long heer
letz heer from 

ground roast 

N listen ta what her 
haz ta say on thiz brisk 
feb ewe wary morn
 
 
GR:

N yur mom 
teeched ya well
when her said 
never talk ta strangerz ~

{ iz it just uz 
ore iz thiz inter veewz 
kinda one sided }

TT;  last but shirley knot leest
welcome 

ground braker

hope ya had a soooper grate
holly day seezon
 
 
GB:

can we say 
ya troo lee haz done 
a grate job
oh brakin ground ther buddy

TT; annnnnnnd
wood ya look at de time

if we R gonna make sail
bee for hi tide 
we best get ta
rollin a long

thanx everee one
for de foto opz
 guezz like father like son
like mother like daughter huh

well, if speech iz knot yur thing
thatz kewl two

we R outta heer
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 

just bee in

yur self 
♥♥♥♥♥

anda thanx ta public domain 
for all de sooper kewl imagez 
 
© February 1. 2023
All Rights Reserved

 



28 comments:

Zoolatry said...

Purrsonally speaking (it's JUNE here, by the way) we think this "sun vs shadow" stuff is all just a bunch of HW, that's HogWash, or GB GroundBeef, or GS, which I will not lower myself to explain as the S is one of those bad werdz that young ones like myself are not allowed to use.
Additionally, I have never understood the misogynistic use of Phil, when Philomenia is preferred, certainly in this day and age.
Though of course, it being 56 BC and all ... Phil would have slammed Philomenia over the head with a rock and had her for supper. Sans tarter sauce.

Eastside Cats said...

Those critters are very stoic, kitties!

The Florida Furkids said...

They sure know how to keep their furry lips sealed! We're MOL @ June!

Katie Isabella said...

I think I have never seen mom totally lose it reading your Trout Tee Vee re-runs until today. Oh, I've seen her laughing -but today, her eyes leaked while laughing. Started when the projector did, and she saw "WHIRRRRR". That gets her every time-but today and the great saves that TT had when the groundhogs failed to cooperate just had her acting silly. Glad I made it over to your place!

Katie Isabella said...

June's last sentence was a good 'un!

CJ Kennedy said...

Ground Chuck (I 😻 that name) doesn't have to talk. He only needs to see if he can see his shadow. If he sees his shadow, he'll freak and jump back in his hole. Then we have 6 more weeks of Winter. If he doesn't see his shadow, we'll have an early Spring, except there's still 6 more weeks of Winter.

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL
Oh Mr Ground Hog aka large tree rat needs big shoulders for all the blame he takes. Our Ground Hog Sir Walter Wally is retiring after this year. He lives in our Natural Museum live exhibit. Hugs Cecilia

The Florida Furkids said...

Our email to you seems to have bounced but we wanted to thank you for the info you sent. That site is amazing!!!

Kea said...

I love June's comment, that was priceless.

I don't know why anyone in Canada even bothers with groundhogs (Wiarton Willy and Shubenacadie Sam), because spring is more than 6 weeks away, shadow or no shadow!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It was good of the groundhogs to let you get their photos, even if the cat did get their tongue!

pilch92 said...

Ground hogs would make great mobsters. I there a place for them with the Codmother? :) XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

That weird dude sure likes to hog the ground!

The Oceanside Animals said...

Lulu: "Wait wait wait, are we having hamburgers? Because I could go for a hamburger."

messymimi said...

Maybe they needed a pre-interview copy of the questions so they could prepare. Anyway, you did a great job!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I always got the shadow mixed up, but I think the tabbies have it all under control. Sorry there was too much one sided conversations, but I still enjoyed the interview, anyway.

John Bellen said...

Trout TV never has much luck with its interviews, does it? But I did like Ground-Breaker: he at least was, or had been, active, if not vocal about it...

meowmeowmans said...

Hmm. Those ground hogs are quite photogenic, but definitely not very talkative...

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

The ground hog is nothing but a rat with a good publicist.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

We did not see any of or resident cousins of your GH's...it was very sunny... I think they were scared to predict more winter...though on the calendar the winter persists...and IT IS COLD!

Me said...

Those groundhogs sure know when to keep quiet. Who wants six more weeks of winter, raise your paws (MOL)!
xoxox, BIbi & Meep

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

That ground chuck had a better stink eye than Amarula and that is saying a lot!!! Hope you are staying warm!

Anonymous said...

Oh my whiskers! That was the most painful interview! Thank heavens you guys are talented and entertaining. Those groundhogs are so rude! I mean,their job is to show up once a year and you guys have to come up with content constantly. Sheesh, what a bunch of highfalutin rodents!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Albert

Catscue said...

Not much of a talker that one, but I think I heard quite enough from Phil today with the prediction of 6 more weeks of winter ... shudder!

Chuck Huss said...

Maybe you should have interviewed Bill Murry. :)

Smudge said...

Oh how I miss these laughs!

Gidget Blue Sky said...

chuck iz dee name, ground chuck....

The J-Cats said...

We think this post could have been entitled "No Comment" (mol).
We have to admit, though, as Israeli kitties - We don't really get this groundhog thing.

Kitties Blue said...

We had one of these guy's relatives in our yard yesterday. They come around right often. Last year we had a baby one. S/he is probably all grown up now. It was nice to meet all the relatives. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, angel Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh.