WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO REE RUN EPPA SODA
2
FRUM 874 BC
WE CALLED THIZ ONE TROUT TOWNE FISH FAX
ORE FISH IN TROUT TOWNE WATERZ
LETZ LOOK.....ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~ WHIRRRR
SALMON:
THER
BE NOE SALMON IN DA HOLE O TROUT TOWNE
THER BE NOE
STREAMZ IN TROUT TOWNE
SEW DE FISH HAZ NO PLACE TA SWIM....UP ORE
DOWN
N WE DUE KNOT HAZ A HEETED POOLZ EITHER
RAINBOW TROUT:
RAINBOW
TROUT IZ AVAIL A BULL SUNDAY THRU CATURDAY FRUM 7:47 AM TIL LIKE 5:56
PM
GIVE ORE TAKE A HOUR ORE FOUR....
CATFISH:
WHOA…..CAT…FISH ?
SNAPPER:
SEW LIKE ONE DAY WE WUZ FISHIN
& SUMTHIN SNAPPED DA LINE
SEW IF IT WUZ KNOT A SNAPPER
THAN LIKE WHAT WUZ IT…!!! ???
EGGZ ACT LEE
TUNA:
KNOT CUZIN TUNA ORE GRAN KID TUNA
TURKEYFISH:
A
PASSIN PIE RAT TOLL UZ ONZE
THER BEE SUCH A THING AZA TURKEY FISH
N WE COULDNA CARED LEZZ
EWE BASS TURD
COD:
THER YEWZ TA BEE
PLENT TEE OH C.O.D. HEER
BUT WERD HAZ IT THAT THE C.O.D.
OWED DE
I.R.S.
N HIM BEE A.W.O.L.
PURRHAPS DA C.I.A
HAZ MOR I.N.F.O….?????
SWORDFISH:
IF
ITZ KNOT TRYIN TA FITE UZ
WITH A SPEERZ ORA STICK ORE SUMTHIN
ITZ
PRETTY GOOD SEARED AT 387 DEGREEZ
FOR LIKE 10 MINITZ
SERVED WITH
CATGRASS
IT MAKES A PRETTEE GOOD MEEL
ITZ JUST A HASSLE
GETTIN DA
SWORD A WAY
FRUM DA FISH IN DA FURST PLACE
BARRACUDA:
OK, MOOVIN RITE A LONG NEXT FISH PLEEZ
N DUE KNOT ASK ‘BOUT SHARK
COZ WE WILL TELL YA DA SAME THING
EEL:
KNOT
REELY SURE IF THIS IZ A FISH
BUT HIM BEE ONE SLIPPER REE
CHARACTER
R GUEZZ IZ HIMZ RUNNIN FRUM DA LAW
MACKERULL:
KNOT MACKERULL BOOMER JUNIOR FEEL
BASS:
THIZ
FISH BEE OH KAY FOR SNAKIN ON
BUT TALK ‘BOUT A BIG MOUTH
DUE KNOT
EVER TELL THIZ FISH A SEKRIT
COZ HIM WILL BE SWIMMIN BACK
TA WHER
EVER FISH BE HANGIN OUT AT
N TELLIN YUR BIZNEZZ
THEN YA FIND
OUT
N ALL YA CAN END UP SAYIN IZ
“YA GOTTA BIG MOUTH...…BASS”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HOPE EVEREE ONE HAZA GRATE WEEK OH END
BEE HAPPEE HEALTHEE & SAFE
PEACE OUT, ROCK ON, LONG LIVE DONUTZ
© jANUARY 18, 2023
All Rights Reserved
30 comments:
Someone is gonna be swimming with the fishes, if yaknowwhatImean, kitties!
Best go for shrimp and lobster.
;-)
OMCs Mack and Dai$y your cre8tivity is on overload today
Well done to you and FSG for this.
Everyone GIVE EVERYONE a big hug
Cecilia
OMC Turkeyfish???????????????????? For sure a Bass Turd!
That Turkey Fish is a Bass Turd for sure. You saw right through that one. And the SWORD fish..whew! Lettim keep his sword! Ew.
The eel...no one wants him. That's a shocking statement I know But, troo.
You got half of my favorite, cod. Here in Massachusetts where cod is king, restaurants will list schrod as an entrée or scrod. If it's spelled with an H than the fish of the day is haddock, but if it's spelled with a C, the fish of the day is cod. It's actually the first fish caught into the boat when the fisherman go out.
So glad you kitties were able to sort these fish without the help of FSG, because I am not a fisher person. Now to enjoy the spoils of your labor with a bowl of tuna (not eel, swordfish, or bass)!
Gee!!! Fish have verrrrrrry interesting purrsonalities!
Purrs, Julie
Glad you filled us in on so many types of fish. Definitely won't tell any secrets to the big mouth bass. :) XO
A turkey fish??? That must be an imposter. *waves* Hello, friends! We're so happy to be visiting again.
That's a lot of different fish! Ditto on the turkey fish being an imposter.
I just wanted to thank the FSG for her condolences on Derry's passing, and for her emails, it meant a lot. There definitely have been a lot of tears and will be more; such is the price of Love. ♥
So many different fish in the sea. I like swordfish but without the sword. Turkey fish???
All dem fishies are going to smell pretty fishy if they don't get gobbled up soon...well, except those of your furmily itself... wonder what a Turkey fish looks like...
How about a Puffer Fish?? I hope they don' try to huff and puff to blow down your TroutTowne abode...
That was a powerful bunch of fishy tails!
No Whitefish? No one respects the Whitefish. It is best to avoid it.
You've set the record straight about fish. The cats here love fish, with one exception. Dansig the Round loathes Salmon. He'll eat any other fish, but not that one.
Charlee: "🎵 Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, they can't keep secrets so eat them up, yum! 🎵"
Wow, that is a whole lot of fish types, Tabbies. We like them all, except of the bass turd turkey fish. That just ain't right!
Oh my C.O.D.--definitely our favorite!!!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
MOL dudes mew do make us laugh! Any chance we can order 4 x potions of swordfish with a garnish of fresh nip and a squeeze of lime?
When I got to 'Tuna' I was going to say something but the next line said it for me...
I wonder if you have ever seen any "Flying" fish?
A turkeyfish...? Now that's a new one for me.
Turkeyfish? That sounds - just wrong (mol)!
But now We are all hungry so We are going to make Mummy feed Us AT ONCE! Fish, meat - whatever!
mumz goin furr trout an eggs, or a lobster roll. deerz a lobster on da loose!!!!!!
The gang here prefers flying fish--they say it's like eating a bird and fish in one!
Hook, line and sinker. We think all the waters in the whos-yer-state got to be froze solid about now (so sayeth one who did spend growing up years waiting for the school bus there and freezing her little you know whats off), so how could you be catching any fishies. Ah, must be buying them at the local mart with bazillions of dollars or selling the first born kid, right? Or second mortgage on the mansion. C'est la vie. Steak is good too, ya know, cheap burgers at Mickeys in a pinch.
Oh, and by the by, the tabbies were the originators of cat-speak-language, applause applause, or applesaucepaws, spell check not working today per google.
Turkey fish ... sounds terrible!
Goodness! We don't get much fish around here anymore. (Except for our Tunas) It has been discovered that Alex is allergic! Not good for cats and a Mom) that LOVE fish (just like you guys!) Keep being awesome! Purrs Marv
So that is where the name snapper comes from.
Bwhahahaha! Yep, Barracuda, moving rite a long! Zap Zap! And Eels, ewwwwwww, but we could haf fun whapping one around since they are just like a snakie on stairoids.
Till next time!
The Ts
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