white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta trout tee veez
yeer lee ree run post
bout...bass terd turkee
roll film ~~~~~~~ whirr
N well come ta
R palz coppee N paste
who iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a due
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a due
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
© november 30, 2022
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23 comments:
Wood filler...hahaha!
And that is why there was no stuffed BURD at my house this year! You poor tabbies! Maybe FSG can send (mail) it to some of her internet friends.
MOL MOL MOL throw that turkey carcass in the big pot turn it into broth for soup...that way you can have it for 168 more hours
Hugs Cecilia
That's a mighty big turkey.
Goodness, it's obvious you guys have a traumatic background with birds, even ones that are already dead and mostly cremated. At least your folks enjoyed it to the max, and your intruders, too. Yes guests are very irritating, and all your routines get messed up. You won't find any happy cat around, except those who like giblets.
And for that very same reason is why I won't let one of those bass terds through our door!
You kitties really hate turkeys. About now, I do too. :) XO
We didn't have no burd here this year, it must have flown away.
MOL! The secret is going to someone else's house for Thanksgiving. Then THEIR house smells like bass terd turkee azz, and you can go home and eat some fish. :)
Oh, dear...that's why there was only a wee bit of that kind of thing called turkey at our den...and the leftovers were gone pretty fast...like in one meal by pawppy! One of four here is a vegan,petcretary eats very little animal food...and we had no stuffing...in a burd or not...
We only had unfurbros here as intruders...since they has gotten all growed up and live in their own places...but unlike kitties, we didn't hide...else we wouldn't be able to snag any tidbits!
You just can’t trust those basturd burds.
MEE-YOW that b*sturd bird was ginormuss like Godzilla! No wunder youss' are so upset!!
One of mee Aunty'ss keepss bringin Turkey to BellaSita an even shee has had enuff!! Where iss Aunty gettin all this Turkey from?
Mee hopess yore roo-teen iss back to normal an youss' can enjoy yore selvess again!!!
Long live SALMON!!
***purrs*** BellaDharma an :) BellaSita Mum
I'm glad turkey day is done and we finished the last gallon of turkey soup on Tuesday. I'm with you. Turkey is not my favorite.
Charlee: "7,884 pounds, wow, that is some turkey."
Chaplin: "Sounds like a Jurassic Turkey if you ask me!"
Lulu: "Funny, our Dada says the last Jurassic Park movie was also a Jurassic Turkey ..."
Ditto! That's why they call loser stuff a "real turkey"!!!!
MOL!!! xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
And good riddance! They shoulda took that bird with them.
Ha! An epic rant, guys! I'm guessing ham for Christmas...?
Hilarious. You always leave me laughing.
Exaggeration? Nah, I don't believe that.
Thank you for your kind words on Grandpaw's passing, Laura.
We hope you kitties will now get some real food, other than bass turd turkey.
That's why i always go over to my sister's for Thanksgiving--then only her house smells!! Stay strong kitties!
Boa noite. Obrigado pela visita e carinho. Desejo um mês de dezembro com muita paz e saúde. Um excelente feriado.
MOL! The things your peeps put you kitties through during the holidays, shameful!
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