whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta trout tee vee
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
we haz posted thiz
bass terd burd day post now
for several yeerz
with de con clooshun
sum thingz never change
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day
sew letz hit it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for
de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz
mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a way
they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap
we wood rather eat a shoo
give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz
noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up de.. turkeez.. buttz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
may yur travelz bee safe
yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed
hope everee one haza
grate week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
© November 23, 2022
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26 comments:
Happy Thanksgiving, Trout Towne Tabbies!
FYI, we'll be dining on hummus, baked sweet potatoes and beets, and sauerkraut...yummy!
Happy (burd-less) Thanksgiving!!
we is habbin filet mignon an gelato furr dessert!!! ha-pee pizza to yoo!!!!! we alwayz haz pizza on furriday
Happy Thanksgiving! Ours was in October, but we could always go for another feast! 😁
Have a great t-bird-less holiday (hope you get extra pizza)!
Those bird are even walking around our neighborhood!
xoxox, Bibi & Meep
Happy Thanksgiving, sweet friends! We like the side dishes way better than the stupid bass terd burd, andyway. XO
Happy Thanksgiving! I feel the same way about turkey as you do!
Happy Thanksgiving again!
Mum and I purr that all of you have a pawsome birdless
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs, Julie and mum
I hope you have a fabulous noBurd Thanksgiving gang!
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving without a turkey or stuffing. :) XO
I'm not sure that's an entirely accurate story, from an historical point of view, guys - but it's funny, and that's what counts!
You left us with a big smile. Thank you. My Dad's great-grandfather x 1,000 is the guy who insisted the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock, and is why it is a monument. Our family's BS helped build this nation.
Happy Thanksgiving Tabbies and FSG. I hope you get some pie and spuds.
I am rooting for tofu, but Bleubeard loves turkey breast. What a traitor! Squiggles prefers kibble. No people food for him.
BEST TURKEY DAY STORY EVER EVER EVER. THE FOOD LADY FROM F.W.,IN. NAILED IT. LUVS YOU, FRIEND, FUREVER AND EVER. GO FISHIN' NOW, ICE FISHIN?
JUNE, ann
Lulu: "Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃"
Java Bean: "We hope you have plenty of stuff to gobble-gobble!"
We are glad the no BURDs were harmed! Thanks for making our lives so much happier. You are the best at making us laugh! We wish you a delicious Thanksgiving Day surrounded by the ones you love and the ones you cherish. May you have a marvelously happy day! Purrs Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb
Long Live Pizza, or, in my case, veggie loaf!
happy turkeyless thanksgiving!!
Hello strangers! Thanks for dropping by. I haven't been posting much lately because I'm busy caring for my hubby who we think has long COVID.
Repeat or not, this is a great poem. It has a meter like a maritime sea shanty. Yo, ho, up she rises kind of thing. So, I hope you and yours all had a hearty Thanksgiving. In Canada we had ours at the beginning of October.
You know another definition for "repeat"? Why, it's a fart of course, and you know how much I love all those repeat jokes! So keep on repeatin'!
Hugs, Wendy & Dani
We hope you had a wonderful (burd-less) Thanksgiving.
What a cute little story. Sure sounds like you had a great Turkey day.
Mom spit her coffee owt her nose from laffin when she read this again. It's da best poem she ever read.
We hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! (We had zero burds at our vegetarian feast!)
Oddly appropriate ...
So that iss why peepell eat b*asturd birdss!?!?
Mee allwayss wundered!
THANK COD for Tuna an Salmon an even beef....
Mee wuud try pork butt BellaSita iss Jewish-Mewish so shee not alloud to eat pork.
At leest wee have fish rite Dai$y an Mackerull??
~~head rubss~~ BellaDharma~~ an :) BellaSita Mum
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