THERE'S NO WHITEFISH WAVES THIS WEEK
AS I DAI$Y QUEEN OF THE RUN ON SENTENCE
TAKE OVER THE WEEKLY NIGHTMARE POST
BECAUSE THE BOYS DO NOT EVEN
HAVE A CLUE WHAT A NIGHTMARE IS ALL ABOUT
AND SINCE I WOULD RATHER NOT
RE LIVE THIS NIGHTMARE
EVEN THOUGH IT JUST OCCURRED THIS MORNING
AROUND 9:23 AM
IT STILL HAUNTS ME YET
AT WHATEVER TIME THIS BLOG POST GOES LIVE
AND I KNOW IT WILL HAUNT MY WAKING HOURS
FOR YEARS TO COME
SO BELOW IS THE REAL LIFE DRAMA OF
DAI$Y'S NIGHTMARE TV THAT
COULD HAPPEN TO YOU
DATE: WEDNESDAY JULY 28TH 2021
TIME: 8.57 AM est
THIS WAS IN MY IN BOX
BUY 2 HANDBAGS
GET TEN FREE
BUY 10 HANDBAGS
GET 35 FREE
OFFER GOOD FOR OUR ONE DAY ONLY SALE
7.28.21
LIMIT ONE COUPON PER CUSTOMER
VALID AT PARTICIPATING STORES
I RAN TO GET MY WALLET
I GRABBED THIS WALLET OF EMPTINESS
RAN OUTSIDE
HAILED A CAB
ORDERED THE DRIVER TO TAKE ME TO THE BANK
AND THAT WAS MY NIGHTMARE
HERE'S TO A HAPPY HEALTHY WEEKEND
PEACE OUT AND ROCK ON LONG LIVE
THE SALE OF HANDBAGS
© july 28, 2021
All Rights Reserved
41 comments:
Oh, Dai$y, that's so horrifying we can't even fully comprehend the magnitude of your nightmare! :-O
Dai$y darlin' a girl's worst nightmare a pocketbook sale but no CA$H.
My mama always told me if you did not want a dream/nightmare to come true, to never ever NO never tell before breakfast. No clue why or where she came across this info but I'm a believer. BOL BOL Of course it helps to be older than dirt and most times I rarely remember a dream.
Hugs cecilia
That's a nightmare all right.
Daisy is so pretty.
Oh dear, poor Daisy! Did you check all of your purses? Maybe you missed some money. Oh no, that would be even worse!
That was a scary nightmare. :)
Reminds me of a saying, "A man will spend two dollars for a one dollar item he needs and a woman will spend one dollar for a two dollar item she doesn't need."
how dreadful... how did you pay the driver?
Daisy should just send the handbag store pictures of her bee-yoo-tee-ful self and they would obviously send here ALL THE HANDBAGS!
Everyone lady needs 45 handbags (10 + 35) So sorry you missed out.
Boa tarde. Espero que dá próxima vez de tudo certo. 😊😊😊
theo....dood....ewe iz rite.....hay cuzin daiz....how DID ewe payz de cabz driver ~~~~~~~~ ☺☺
Yikes!! I feel your anguish!
Like my cousin once told me after breaking up with a boy, "Stand on the corner long enough and another bus will come by." The same applies to sales.
Daisy-we're felling for you and hope you get over this nightmare soon.
xoxox, Bibi & Meep
Dang, that's so scary that I'd crawl in the purse and hide!
That was a terrible living nightmare Dai$y. I hope you are recovering from the stress.
Oh noes!!!!!That is just awful!!
No monies!!!!!!!!!!!!Yikes!!!!
No wonder you are having nightmares'those purses are cute!!!!
Purrs, Julie
You poor kitty. That is definitely a nightmare. One can never have too many handbags. :) XO
Dai$y, there oughta be a law against such things!
Eeeek! Did you check under the couch cushions??? It might not be too late!
Oh no! Maybe there will be another sale soon, Dai$y???? You can only hope.
::shudders:: oh, that is definitely one scary nightmare, Daisy!
That seems like a terribly cruel joke to me.
That was a bigger nightmare than even the boys can comprehend. It's good you woke up. Who knows what else you might have encountered had you kept dreaming. Like maybe going to jail for not paying the cabbie. Maybe you will have a good dream tonight, dear Dai$y.
Gosh Daisy - I know girlies are wacky about handbags - my Mom has so many they fall on her head from the shelf every time she opens the closet door. So it must have been devastating to have a nightmare about not being able to buy TONS of handbags for what I imagine to be your already large collection. Purrrrhaps you will get another notice of sale soon.....hen you can have a repeat nightmare!
Hugs, Ted-o-nator
Nightmare, sure, but that must've been a sign that you really, really didn't need all those handbags, right?
My nightmare is pretty much along the same lines but it involves shoes rather than purses!!!
Whoa....what a scary nightmare!!!!!!
The Florida Furkids
I can well understand your fear, Daisy - though I wonder if the Food Service Girl might have looked askance at all the handbags arriving afterward...
That's awful!
Oh my goodness!! Now that is a nightmare for the ages. That sure was an incredible deal for those hand bags. Thanks for sharing. Have a wonderful upcoming weekend.
World of Animals Mayfair
What a nightmare!
Thanks so much for coming to my birthday pawty at Ann and June's Blog! We are so furry blessed to have such wonderful blogging furrends! We are expecting to be back to our regularly scheduled blogging unless the wind changes and the internet burns up again!
Oh my furriend, that is just terrible!
Dai$y, you are so pretty. Sorry you had that terrible nightmare.
Thank you so much for your beautiful card and kind words. That really means a lot.
Daisy, that was quite a nightmare! A big ha-ha over the number of handbags, tho. My nightmare was stuck in a pool of trout and they all wanted a piece of me! - Tom x
That was scary! I'm bummed that the buy 10 get 35 free was a dream though - dang!
O.M.G! I am so glad Sophie didn't see that. I would have dozens of lost purses all throughout the house! But yes, a nightmare indeed.
To me the nightmare would be getting 35 handbags.
Dai$y that is the most horrible nightmare day we have EVER seen. You girl deserve 100 handbags from the boys just for having to live this day and repeat it in your mind!
Miss Fitz
NOOOOO! You shoulda went to Three Chatty Cats and borrowed Sophie's purse. Oh yeah, talk about nightmares, she LOST her purse.
Thank Cat it only was a...dream🙈Double Pawkiss🐾😽💞
You missed that pawsome sale!!! The pain of losing those bargains must still be with you Dai$y
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