THIS IS WHAT A NIGHTMARE'S ALL ABOUT

THERE'S NO WHITEFISH WAVES THIS WEEK 

AS I DAI$Y QUEEN OF THE RUN ON SENTENCE 

TAKE OVER THE WEEKLY NIGHTMARE POST 

BECAUSE THE BOYS DO NOT EVEN 

HAVE A CLUE WHAT A NIGHTMARE IS ALL ABOUT 

AND SINCE I WOULD RATHER NOT 

RE LIVE THIS NIGHTMARE 

EVEN THOUGH IT JUST OCCURRED THIS MORNING 

AROUND  9:23 AM 

IT STILL HAUNTS ME YET 

AT WHATEVER TIME THIS BLOG POST GOES LIVE 

AND I KNOW IT WILL HAUNT MY WAKING HOURS 

FOR YEARS TO COME 

SO BELOW IS THE REAL LIFE DRAMA OF 

DAI$Y'S NIGHTMARE TV THAT  

COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

 

DATE: WEDNESDAY JULY 28TH 2021

TIME: 8.57 AM est

 

THIS WAS IN MY IN BOX 

 

BUY 2 HANDBAGS 

GET TEN FREE 

BUY 10 HANDBAGS 

GET 35 FREE 

OFFER GOOD FOR OUR ONE DAY ONLY SALE 

7.28.21 

LIMIT ONE COUPON PER CUSTOMER 

VALID AT PARTICIPATING STORES

 

 

I RAN TO GET MY WALLET

 

 

 I GRABBED THIS WALLET OF EMPTINESS 

RAN OUTSIDE 

HAILED A CAB

 ORDERED THE DRIVER TO TAKE ME TO THE BANK

 

 AND THAT WAS MY NIGHTMARE

 

 

HERE'S TO A HAPPY HEALTHY WEEKEND

PEACE OUT AND ROCK ON LONG LIVE

THE SALE OF HANDBAGS

 

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ME OWN PURR SONULL NITE MARE; BYE TUNA

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME ONZE AGAIN TA 

NITE MARE TEE VEE 

THIZ WEEKZ NITE MARE 

IZ KNOT A SHARED ONE 

LIKE LAST WEEKZ BASS TERD

TURKEE POST WAZ

THIZ WEEKZ NITE MARE 

IZ ME  ~~~~ TUNA OF MOON'S 

OWN PURR SONULL NITE MAREZ

 

AND ONE EYE CANNA WAKEZ UP FRUM 

NOE MATTER WHAT DE SAM HELL EYE DUE

 

IT STARTZ OUT LIKE THIZ 

JOO LIE 18TH IN DE YEER OH 2018

 

 

 

AND DE NITE MAREZ CONTINMEWZ

 

JOO LIE 18TH 2021

 

 

YOW 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE PLEZANT DREEMZ

 

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A TROO TROUT TOWNE NITE MARE TAILZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME NITE MARE TEE VEE 

 

STARRIN: TWO CATZ WHO FOR ONZE 

WIZHED THEY LIVED DOWN DE STREET 

AND ROUND DE KORNER 

AND DOWN DE STREET SUM MOR 

 

WITH CUZIN DAIZ

NAME LEE... UZ DOODZ TUNA & MACKERULL

WHAT LED UP TA THIZ NITE MARE 

ACT SHOO LEE STARTED SUM MANEE MINITZ A GO

 

 WE THINK DE SOLAR FLARE THING 

BAK ON DE THURD 

FOLLOWED BYE DE FIRE WERKZ 

THAT LASTED FRUM JOO LIE FURST 

TIL JUST A HOT MINIT AGO 

 

TAGGED BYE DE DAMN HEET 

THAT BEE IN TROUT TOWNE 

 

IZ WHAT SET :

 

R CATZ MINDZ 

SENSE OH SMELL 

AND A BILL  A TEE 

TA SEE PROPURR 

 

 ALL THIZ SET R MINDZ 

TA BEE YOND STOOOPID CRAZED

 

~~~~~~~~

THER WE WERE STARVED 

TA NEER FAMISHED 

TA NEER RAVENOUZ 

 

TA WE IZ REDDY TA EAT 

 

ANY THING *

 

WHEN THIZ HAPPENED

 

DE GURL COMEZ HOME FRUM WERK ~~~

WE DUE KNOT CARE ~~~~

WE PUSHED R WAY INTA DE GARAGEZ ~~~

 

HER MEZZEZ A ROUND 

WITH STOOOPD STUFF LIKE WATERIN PLANTZ ~~~

AND CHANGIN DE BOXEZ FRUM 

WASTE LAND TA KLEEN ~~~~~

 

WE IZ NOW BAK IN DE HOUZ~~~

WE R LAYIN ON R SIDEZ 

WITH OUT ENERGEEZ 

FRUM LACK OH FOOD~~~~~

 

WE HAD JUST COMSOOMED SUM KIBBLE

BOUT 7 MINITZ AGO~~~~~

 

ITZ NOW LIKE 10:38 PEA EM

 

DE GURL FINAL LEE DEE SIDEZ 

TA GIVE UZ R WET FOOD

 

WE DIG IN LIKE 

WE HAZ NEVER DIGGED IN BEE FOR~~~~

 

WE STEP BAK FRUM 

R PLATEZ LICKED KLEEN 

LICKIN R CHOPZ ~~~~~

 

TA SEE THIZ CAN EMPTEE 

AND REDDY TA GO TA REE CYCLIN~~~~~

 

**

WHAT DE SAM HELL DID WE JUST DUE

 

PEACE OUT N CHOW ON

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE

WEEK OH END

LONG LIVE DE PIZZA PIE

 

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A DIFRRUNT KINDA ART GAL OH REE

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WEL COME TA 

NOE TOONA TEE VEE 

ORE DAIZEE TEE VEE 

 

COZ THIZ WEEK ITZ

ALL BOUT MACKERULL TEE VEE 

COZ EYE WANT SCREEN TIME TWO 

ANY WAY SINZ GIVIN UP LIFE ON DE STREETZ 

AND MOOVIN INN DOORZ 

EYE HAZ BEEN VEREE BIZEE 

CREE ATIN SUM ART WERK

OH ME OWN 

 

BEE SIDEZ DE PEECEZ FRUM DE:

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE

EYE WANNA SHAREZ SUM OH THEM 

WITH EWE TWO DAY !

 

SEW GRAB A SAMICH FRUM DE LUNCH BRAKE ROOM 

AND SUM FRIEZ IF THEY HAZ EM 

& EYE HOPE EWE N JOY ME OWN 

PURRSONULL ART WERK

 

THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED:

 

CHEEP AZZ PLASTER BORD

KITSHUN WALLZ

 

 

 

 THIZ PEECE IZ CALLED:

 

 RITE SIDE FACIN LOVE SEET 

THAT BEE LONGED

TWO DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ GRAM MAW 

 

 CIRCA 1573

 

A FEW MORE WEEKZ 

& DE FRAME WILL BEE TOTAL LEE VIZ A BULL 

 

{ NOTE ♫ DE RED ARROWZ IN DE KORNER IZ DE WOOD FRAME }

 EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE: 

 LEFT SIDE FACIN LOVE SEET

ORE 

 SHEEP THAT IZ TRYIN TA BUST OUTTA DE CLOTHE 

 

 EYE CALLZ THIZ NEXT PEECE:

 

FRAGEEL OTTOMANZ THREADZ 

BLOWIN  WESTER LEE 

 ON GENTLE BREEZ

 AND LAST LEE EYE CALLZ THIZ PEECE:

 

SCRATCHIN SISAL 

THATZ NEVER BEEN USED 

CIRCA 2018 

 

THO CUZIN TOONA LIKEZ TA HURLZ ON IT

ALL RITIE THEN

 

EYE HOPE EWE N JOYED THIZ 

MACKERULL ONLEE TEE VEE POST

 BE BAK NEXT WEEK WITH NOTHER REE RUN

TIL THEN HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 

WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE PLASTER BORED

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