Wednesday, January 20, 2021

REE RUNZ IZ ALL WE GOT

 

whitefish wavez everee one 
  N  welcome ta toona tee vee
eppa soda 56.7
 
starrin noe one anda ree run
 
we got nada thiz week
N we mite haza nada
for several weekz ta come
 
coz frank lee we got nada
ta post a bout
 
sew we sneeked inta de posted R chivez
ta see what we mite wanna ree post
N we finded thiz
commurr shull that furst aired
bak in joon oh de yeer 2016
 
 ewe mite recognize
a cat ore two 
ore none
 
roll film 
whirrrrrrr ~~~~~~~
 
 
doez yur cat seem ta never grow 
 
 tho he eatz N eatz N eatz sum mor



 doez he look at de cat tree
wunderin if he will ever be big enuff 
ta climb two de top perch 


 doez he wunder 
if he will ever fill out hiz bed


ore think hiz litter box iz like
an oh lympix pool


does hiz cat toyz seem 
like they waz made for TIGERZ 



 ore may be him thinkz he kneadz a ladderz
ta reech hiz kibble bowl 
~~~~~
ore an extree long straw 
ta get a ree freshin drink oh H two and oh



 well folkz... worree noe mor 
be coz GIE UNT CAT kibble 
iz heer two help !
♥♥♥♥♥
 
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yur kitten sized cat 
inta a GIE UNT SIZED CAT
within a month, 18 dayz, 45 hourz,
 and a week ore three 

R guaranteez ore yur money back 
N ya can keep de kibble two

letz listen two thiz satisfied customer 
tell kitteh "D" how GIE UNT CAT
terned hiz life a round 





  N letz look at de AMAZIN ree sultz 
kitteh "D" sent two de GIE UNT CAT kibble officez 
last week 
afturr he had consoomed 
GIE UNT CAT cat kibble fora month, 18 days 
45 hourz, and onlee TWO weekz


 
N him lookz like gram paw DUDE !!
  sa~wheat
♥♥♥


sew ther ya haz it
R....  GIE UNT CAT
commershul free 
commershul ... ree view

 
heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live saved postz
when yur brane iz outta eye deaz 
 
© January 20 2021
All Rights Reserved
 
 
 

32 comments:

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This is adorable. I think Squiggles must have eaten it, because he's a PUDGE and no amount of dieting slims him down. I bet he'd gladly give that kibble a good review. Tuna, you are looking good and healthy, too.

Brian's Home Blog said...

That was fun and ree runz is better than no runz!

CJ Kennedy said...

Handsome is as handsome does

Crafting Queen said...

Looks like somebody might need to go on a diet. lol Sending lots of purrs from Patch and Flower. We are keeping the humans busy. lol

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Too funny! I like your review kitties.

Eastside Cats said...

Golly! Perhaps we need some Giant Cat Kibble for our wee Sweetie; she's pocket-sized!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

That little kitten looked like an extra in "Land of the Giants"! One giant kibble would fill him up!

The Florida Furkids said...

Whoa, that stuff really works!!!!

The Florida Furkids

My Mind's Eye said...

OMCs I need some of that magic shrinking (width wise) potion. Jumpin' catfish. MOL MOL watchmaking for quilting...that was a good question. Probably when I started wearing progressive lens.
I hope you, Mom and the kit kats are well.
Love Cecilia

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

OMC! What a transformation,MOL! That must be some super duper kibble!

Did you make a lot of $$ selling it??

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! That Gie Unt Cat kibble really works! I think Eric must have been secretly ordering it from you.

Marvelous Marv said...

WoWZERS Is that the kibble that Marv has been eating!?!?! Hes getting really ROUND! His neck has disappeared! And he WADDLES! We LOVE your post this week and we gotta wish you a marvellously Happy Day!

pilch92 said...

That is a great flashback. I wonder what is in that kibble? XO

Sandra Cox said...

Heh.

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, what is in that Gie Unt kibble??? It must have some seriously good ingredients in there!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Get that cat out of then house. Never trust a cat that doesn't shed.

Mickey's Musings said...

Re-runs are cool!! It is fun to look back.
Hope you all are doing well too!
Purrs, Julie

Luiz Gomes said...

Bom dia, interessante a matéria sobre o gato, acho que eles são mais espertos do que alguns humanos.

Dma said...

i think alias and norma are eating some of that kibble.

Chuck Huss said...

That must be what my Chris has been eating.

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Frodo is wondering if maybe somehow he mistakenly rubbed some of that magical food on his belly because though the rest of him stays pretty small his tummy sure is growing at an astronomical rate!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! Guess I'm not the only cat out of ideas. MOL! BTW, I have that exact same place mat so I'd better try some of that Gie Unt cat kibble. I love kibble.

messymimi said...

Well, it looks like a great product, but none of my cats need it, i promise. Have a great week!

The J-Cats said...

Mummy is wondering if, by any chance, there is a kitty food that does the opposite (mol).

Smudge said...

Well, there's nothing wrong with posting re-runs, we say. Thanks a lot for giving dad a chuckle. He's making jokes about how I must've gotten into some of that kibble. He doesn't remember this episode from when it originally aired, but he doesn't remember a whole lotta stuff normally. And don't worry, he certainly has dry spells, too. Have a great weekend!

Three Chatty Cats said...

Oh my, that kibble really worked!

Pat Hatt said...

lmao now that was quite the transformation. All it takes is a little determination and a lot of food lol no burds though.

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Hi guys!!! Big paw wave!! We loved today's post. That was a transformation, that's for sure!

John Bellen said...

Tiny Grampa Dude in the litter made me laugh out loud. Well, that kibble must have worked, eh? This is one commercial I'll watch again.

The Whiskeratti said...

Hi guys!! Have a great week.

Photo Cache said...

You kitties might wanna sit on Bernie Sander's lap? Have a fab week.

Emma and Buster

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Amazing what the right kibble can do! We're having a hard time coming up with stuff, too. The housekeeper is real busy, so there's that and we cats have to take a back seat..*sniff* altho she'll be horrified that I said that! - Cheers, Tom x