eggz plane THAT two de pole lease

 whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta a new seer eez 

heer on toona tee vee

we like ta call 

 

"eggz plane THAT two de pole lease"

see ..we hurd theez werdz 

but we due knot rememburr WHEN

 

coz therz been noe wee babeez in TT 

for like 14,299 yeerz 

 

but HURD em we did

then dai$y looked at mackerull 

who looked at me toona 

N we all looked at each other

 

cauz we could knot bee leeve 

what we all just hurd

we ree peet heer 

for R veewin audee antz 

if ther iz one

just what we DID heerz :

letz listen :

 "Rock-a-bye baby

on the tree top.

When the wind blows

the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks,

the cradle will fall.

And down will come Baby,

Cradle and all."

 

this is de furst known 

printed coppee oh thiz verse 

and it hailz frum 1765

 

WHOA

 

any way, we noe manee a wee one 

haz hurd theez werdz over de past 256 yeerz

 

but what we canna figure out iz thiz

 

who de sam hell 

 

putz a wee babee 

 

ina cradle 

 

then putz de cradle 

 

in de top oh a tree 

 

and like when de wee babee 

 

fell OUTTA de damn tree 

 

with de cradle

 

possa blee fallin ON de wee babee 

 

how de sam hell R ya gonna 

 

eggz plane THAT

two de pole lease

we can onlee hope 

de wee babee 

waz aye oh kay 

 

N de copz hauled de purrson{s}

azz off 

who putted de wee babee

in de damn tree 

in de furst place

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live wee babeez de werld over

 

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