white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
two nite we iz brod castin out side oh
de stew de oh
dai$y ree maned home
sew itz just me N mackerull
we hope de camera crew doez
knot fail uz, sinz thiz eppa soda iz live
N sinz itz live
we got one chanze N noe due overz
anyway we wanna talk two nite bout
CUZTOMER SERVIZZ
who haz it
who doez knot
letz take a stroll over heer two
Perch & A Pail oh Wermz
de signage in de window reedz
🎣🎣
fast N friend lee servizz
wear de cuztomer
iz all wayz rite
letz head inn side
dood at de counter: can I help you
mackerull: we iz lookin for wermz
fishin wermz, knot de kind
that waz in me gut
tuna: due knot start THAT again
with de wermz in yur gut storee
can we see a price chart pleez
dood at de counter: certainly
tuna: sayz heer:
WERMZ
1 Pail .98
5 Pailz 4.80 with Bait Discount
10 Pailz 8.50 with Perch Plus Card
mackerull: whatz a perch pluz card
dood at counter: if you have a plus card
you are automatically entitled to
a discount every time you stop in
mackerull: how much iz thiz pluz card
dood at counter: the yearly fee is
$13,405.50
tuna: what de hell
mackerull: damn strait what de hell
dood at counter: I just work here
not my fee
mackerull: we wanna talk ta perch then
tuna: noe we just want sum damn
wermz sew we can leeve N go fishin
mackerull: yur knot street wize
big katoona
tuna: 👿👿👿
look dood we got 18 centz how manee
pailz can we get
dood at counter: none; one pail is 98 cents
tuna: how manee wermz iz in thiz pail
dood at counter: as many as fits
waddya want me ta do
count em
mackerull: yez, we due knot noe math
dood at counter: if you don't know math
how do you know you have 18 cents
tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter
yur startin ta sound
like a smart azz
mackerull: damn strait
dood at counter: smarter than you cats
since you don't know math
& what if I AM
a smart ass
ya gonna do something about it
ta bee continmewed ~~~
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de fishin poll
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34 comments:
Good customer is hard to find, great customer service almost unheard of, it seems. Just remember that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, so my human grandmother always said...and probably every mother/grandmother since the beginning of time. :-)
Derry
I think customer service died about the same time journalism did!
Frankly I think you mighta made the uncustomer unfriendly unservice counter person squirm like his high dollar wermz!!! Just sayin
Hugs and as always thank you for the giggles
Cecilia
Counter dude is gonna learn a lesson the CLAW way!
Tuna and Mackerull I think there issa smack down coming for that Service Dood. Make him eat Wermz!
Oh me oh my what terrible customer service -- I had to laugh at what Brian said and I say mega dittos.
Rude might be better than stupid, which is what I often encounter.
That doesn't sound like good customer service to us. We sure hope things improve next episode!
If he was my service dude, he wouldn't have his job very long with a cattitude like that. 😺
Ha! :)
That is not good customer service. I hope you will both put him straight. He may end up wearing his pailz of werms.
I have a feeling they are going to do something about it. Maybe just go dig some worms up out of the yard :) XO
Don't feel too bad! Over here we are not good at math either!
Next time ask for the manager...maybe he’ll give you better service.
Haha we have some experience with worms in the gut :-)
The dood at counter doesn’t sound very good. Hiss to him! We look forward to read what’s gonna happen in the next episode!
Have a great day xo
Dude behind the counter is about to get served by you two!
Well, i hope he sold you 18 cents worth of worms, however many that is.
I don't think that dude at the counter knows what he is in for.
I just got back online after being without internet all day. And my VCR didn't record your live shot, either. Sounds to me the customer is apparently NOT always right, but the customer service person believes HE is. I suggest you two tabbies learn math and show him up next time. Good luck because this is an interesting series.
Ut oh....poor counter dude.
Thank you for your kind words about Allie. We miss her so much.
The Florida Furkids and Mom Sharon
I wonder if that clerk works part time at our FORMER service purrvider, probably or at least related. Have fun fishing everyone, ya might try grasshoppers instead, at least they are more fun for kitties to catch than dealing with the werm clerk - MOL!
Here, here!
'wermz, knot de kind that waz in me gut' I remember those little suckers.
Well, you know the dood at the counter started off quite nice and helpful...
THAT was not good kustomur servizz AT ALL. What a rude man! Why, I think you should just let him keep his stoopy wormz and use them like spaghetti for his dinner. Maybe he will lern sumfing from that.
We are laughing out loud for real! A Perch Plus Card - that is so hilarious and true! Seems you can't shop anywhere without some %^**())_ card and someone popping up at your paw asking don't you want a %^&*(()_ card! Tababies you are the best. Good luck with the werms - xoxo, Bibi & Meep
hahahaha now that is true business for ya. Charge you a 1654 member fee before you get any discount pfffffft
Ha ha. Love that perch pluz card.
Y'all have a wonderful Sunday. Hope those tabbies let you put your feet up.
Give that counter guy a big bite in the azz since he was such a jerk. He should have given you the wermz as a courtesy. Hope you were able to at least get one or two..Tom xoxo
LMTO!!! You dudes cwack me up!!! Happy feasting on some makerul!
Boa noite parabéns pela postagem maravilhosa.
We hate smart arz's and I suspect he'd end up with a pail over his head if it was I, or a very stern ticking off if it was Mrs H! If it was both of us, well lets just say it could be awkward, MOL
Purrs
ERin
Whoa, whoa, whoa...don't take none of that from the dood behind the counter!!
WOWY, that counter dude is rude! I think he needs to be taught some manners!
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