Wednesday, September 23, 2020

A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE SING A LONG SONG ♫♫♪♪♫♫♪

                                   whitefizh wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite R palz
COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste
R pie rantz day shantee
frum 2016 ta 2020

we noe we mizzed pie ratz day
 but we hope ewe can still join uz 
in thiz sing a long shantee 

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫
 
 
                                    a blak spot upon yur sole 
ye bass terd chckn burd
ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd
 
little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz
scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz
 
we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone
  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn
 
we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned
N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned
 
dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd
tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd
 
now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song
two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de shantee
 
© SEPTEMBER 23, 2020
All Rights Reserved

 

41 comments:

Me said...

Raising a tankard to your song-
Aaarrgh aargh aargh, Bibi & Meep

Eastside Cats said...

My timbers would be shiverin', if I was of an avian sort!

Brian's Home Blog said...

I knew you pirates would be hunting the booty!

CJ Kennedy said...

Farewell an’ adieu to you fair feathered birdies,
Farewell an’ adieu to you birdies of bane,
For we’ve received orders for to sail for old Trout Towne,
An’ hope very shortly to n'er see you again.

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL SOL I 100% love it.
Guess what? tomorrow's picture for Poetry Thursday is a Pirate
Here is a line from my poem
'Trout Talkin' Tabbies will squeal with EASE
when they hear da bird went bye bye in the breeze.'
Hugs Cecilia

pilch92 said...

That was great. You kitties need to make an album of all your songs. XO

Saku said...

Happy Pie-rats Day! You kitties are far and away ahead of us. We didn't even know there was a Pie-rats Day. MOM!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is the best pie ratz day shantee ever!

The Island Cats said...

Arrrrr! That be a fine pirate song.

The Whiskeratti said...

A fine job!! I'm very impressed.

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

That is a heck of a ditty. We never knew you had pirate blood.

meowmeowmans said...

That be a fine pirate song, mateys! Scurvy bass turd burds be gone!

Sandra Cox said...

Arrr, err Meow, mateys.

messymimi said...

Arrr, the pirates will tell you that every day is Pirate's Day, so thanks for posting it, it is not too late.

Marvelous Marv said...

Mes thinked up a good one for yous guys!!
Marv: “I hear fish is good brain food.”
Jo Jo: “Yeah, I eat tuna all the time.”
Marv: “Well, there goes another theory!”
Purrs
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Angel Nellie

Tamago said...

That’s a mighty song, tabbies!
Happy pie ratz day!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Ahay! Ye be good song masters!!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Erm ... I hate to ask ... but if you don't mind, could you shoot the bass terd chckns my direction? I hear there's a such thing as a chicken cannon .... ~Bear Cat

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I always enjoy hearing this tune again!

Unknown said...

and a 1, 2, and 3...love it. Those bass terds. We'll get em.

Tyebe

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Amarula would like to know if she can get the building instructions for the chain shot as she would like to use it to send Frodo to the moon!!!

Catscue Cat Mom said...

MOL! Y'all always make me smile, laugh, guffaw, etc. Love that shanty!

The Swiss Cats said...

Great song ! It took us a while to understand, but we finished reading with a good laugh ! Purrs

//><\ said...

Bleubeard and Elizabeth here using my friend's account. I have NO phone or internet, but want you to know I appreciate you stopping by and leaving such kind comments.

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

That was the bestest singalong effur dudes, we loved joining in #EPIC!!!!! Hope mew all have a supurr epically grate weekend! XOX

John Bellen said...

A sing-a-long shanty is always good, Pirates’ day or not. And I don’t read many references to chain-shot these days. Yo ho ho, guys!

Dma said...

that's dylan worthy.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Dexter and Sophie are going to be meowing this song all day long now!

Timmy Tomcat said...

We love your shantee and have sung along with it since it was first heard telling that Bas Terd Bird! Yowsuh!

Pat Hatt said...

Sure a song worth repeating indeed, even if the birdies are mentioned lol

Sandra Cox said...

So funny:)
I trust you and the tabbies have a weekend filled with goodies.

Smudge said...

Oh great, now dad wants a mug o' ale to raise to this here shantee. Anything for an excuse, I says...

The J-Cats said...

Those bass terd burds don't stand a chance against you guys!

The J-Cats said...

Those bass terd burds don't stand a chance against you guys!

Gigi said...

I think that's the best pie-ratz song I ever heard. Maybe Disney should replace those boring old Pie-Ratz of the Carribean with the Trout Talkin Tabbies! Ya think?? Mist ewe while the Human was being so irresponsible!

Sandra Cox said...

pie rantz Ha ha.
Take special care.

Gigi said...

Aww, we are really sad about the wine country too. Some wineries pretty much burned to the ground and others have been badly damaged, not to mention the grapes themselves. And so much other stuff too. It is cooler tonight and the winds have died down some so there is some hope that they'll start to get it contained--but those poor firefighters, working on no rest after all the other recent fires. XOXO

Carlos the Daily Cat said...

Hello Friend! I stopped by my ancient blog today and noticed you had left a comment there a while ago <3 We are all fine, my mom just seems to have retired from cat-blogging at least for now. So sorry for the silence, hope you are doing well!

Carlos the Daily cat and brofur Pablo

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Such a cool Pirate ditty! That there bird sure hd his goose cooked!
Happy Pirates day to all our pals, and the food service staff!
ERin

john said...

Amazingly good sea shanty! An extra ration of grog all around, with stun'sls aloft and a'low, with everything all a tanto!
Well done, crew!!

Valentine said...

Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee. No one can say it better than you! That sing along shantee should get you many cheers and fills of nip grog! ARRR!