TWO R HEER ROE ~~~ SAINT FRANCIS ♥♥♥

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

TWO NITE WE HAZ A SPESHULL EPPA SODA 

DEDICATED TA R HEER ROE

ST FRANCIS 

 

WHOOZ FEAST DAY BEE THIZ SUNDAY 

COMIN ROUND DE KORNER

THIZ YEER WE WANTED TA SHARE 

SUM FOTOZ; STOREEZ & FAX

SEW WITH OUT ANY FURTHER A DOOZ 

LET TWO NITEZ FILM ROLL

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRR

ST FRANCIS STARTED TRAVELIN ROUND 

PREACHIN REPENTANCE IN POVERTY 

AND WITH IN ONE YEERZ TIME 

HIM ALL REDDY HAD 11 FOLLOWERZ  

 

TAKE THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SITEZ

WITH ALL YUR LIKEZ N STUFF 

 

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION 

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE 

HIM SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE BAK IN 1223 

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN 

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

 SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

 

SPITTY HAS YA EVER HAD DINNER THER BUDDY ??

 

THIS TOTAL LEE AWESUM BOOK 

CAME FRUM R TOTAL LEE AWESUM CATSTER PAL 

GLEEK'S MOMMY..

 

 

 

 

 

 LETZ CHECK OUT DE STOREE 

MISTURR LEO RITED 

HOW KEWL IZ THIZ !! 

 

~~~ WE DID R BEST TA MAKE IT BIGGAFY ~~

 N THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE 

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ 

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL 

 

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

 

 

ST FRANCIS EWE TOTAL LEE ROCK DOOD

MANEE THANX FOR ALL DE THINGZ 

 

THAT EWE NOE 

WHAT WE IZ TALKIN BOUT

 

WITH LOVEZ FRUM

ALL OH UZ TABBIES 

💙💚💛💜💝💗

 

© September 30, 2020

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A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE SING A LONG SONG ♫♫♪♪♫♫♪

                                   whitefizh wavez everee one

N well come ta toona tee vee

starrin two nite R palz

COPPEE & PASTE

who a greed to coppee N paste

R pie rantz day shantee

frum 2016 ta 2020

we noe we mizzed pie ratz day

 but we hope ewe can still join uz 

in thiz sing a long shantee 

HIT IT ♫♪♫♫♪♫

 

 

                                    a blak spot upon yur sole 

ye bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 
a squawk will knot bee hurd

 

little did ye noe 
ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 
N scurveez in yur brainz

 

we shall splice de main brace 
afturr ewe iz gone

  bee watchin ewe ye bass terd chckn
shoot a crozz de lawn

 

we haz rigged sum chain shot 
ta shoot ye two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chckn
yez ye bee marooned

 

dead men they tell noe talez 
  thiz inn cloodz ye bass terd burd

tis davey jonez locker for ye 
ye betcha... this iz werd

 

now we think we shall take a caulk 
coz we iz done with R song

two all ewe R pie ratz palz
 heerz two health de hole yeer long ~

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live de shantee

 

© SEPTEMBER 23, 2020

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CUZTOMER SERVIZZ SUX PART 89,200

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

N WELL COME

 TWO DE SAME EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE 

COZ LAST WEEK 

WAZ TA BEE CONTINMEWED 

 

EVEN THO WE IZ KNOT 

STILL IN DE BUILDING AT 

PERCH ANDA PAIL 

 

DE FILM CREW KEPT ROLLIN 

N WE BRING TWO EWE  TWO NITE 

DE BORING AZZ CONCLUZION 

OH R TRIP

 

SEW LETZ ROLL FILM 

N SEE JUST HOW CUZTOMER SERVIZZ

TROO LEE IZ ANY MORE

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WEAR WE LEEVED OFF:

 

 

dood at counter: if you don't know math

how do you know you have 18 cents

tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter

 yur startin ta sound

like a smart azz

mackerull: damn strait

dood at counter: smarter than you cats 

since you don't know math 

& what if I AM 

a smart ass

ya gonna do something about it

 

N now with two nitez foot age:

mackerull: damn strait we iz gonna

due sum thin bout it

tuna: hold on mackerull eye will

get leo on 

SPEEKERZ FONE

 leo can ya heer me

leo: loud N kleer

dood at counter: don't know who leo

is but your wasting my time

do you want worms or not

 

pay up or shut up and get out

mackerull: yur az friendlee

aza cactuzz

tuna: leo sayz if we haz 18 centz 

we iz entitled

ta at leest two fishin wermz

we will take

thoz two wermz

dood at counter: yea, I heard him

 

so who the hell is leo,

your equally stupid accountant

18 cents equals NO WORMS

mackerull: yur sign reedz

de cuztomer iz all wayz rite

 

dood at counter:  I run this shop

you're not right I am

I repeat pay up or shut up and get out

you cats came in here with an attitude

anyway

 

mackerull: we came in with 18 centz

 

tuna: leo iz pizzed 

himz gettin outta de car 

& iz on hiz way in

dood at counter: oh so your

accountant is your chauffeur too

you cats can't count,  dont know math,  can't drive,

and what, I'm supposed to give you...

 

~~~

 

leo: tuna, give mister smart ass

 the 18 cents

smart ass behind the counter 

give tuna and mackerull

two fishing worms

 

photo courtesy oh

Alexas_Fotos pixabay.com

 

 

N ther ya haz it

de verdict iz in

 

cuztomer servizz SUX

 

heerz two a happee, healthee 

week oh end

 

peace out N rock on

 

long live chaufferz 

and yes we DID get R wermz 🐾

© September 16, 2020

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CUZTOMER SERVIZZ SUCKZ

 

white fish wavez everee one 

N well come ta toona tee vee

 two nite we iz brod castin out side oh 

de stew de oh

 

dai$y ree maned home

sew itz just me N mackerull

 

we hope de camera crew doez

knot fail uz, sinz thiz eppa soda iz live 

N sinz itz live

we got one chanze N noe due overz

 

anyway we wanna talk two nite bout

CUZTOMER SERVIZZ

 

who haz it

who doez knot

 

letz take a stroll over heer two

 

  Perch & A Pail oh Wermz

 

 de signage in de window reedz

 

🎣🎣 

fast N friend lee servizz

wear de cuztomer 

iz all wayz rite

letz head inn side

 

dood at de counter: can I help you

 

mackerull: we iz lookin for wermz

fishin wermz, knot de kind

that waz in me gut

 

tuna: due knot start THAT again

with de wermz in yur gut storee

 

can we see a price chart pleez

 

dood at de counter: certainly

 

tuna: sayz heer:

 

 WERMZ

1 Pail   .98

5 Pailz   4.80 with Bait Discount

10 Pailz   8.50 with Perch Plus Card

 

mackerull: whatz a perch pluz card

 

dood at counter: if you have a plus card

you are automatically entitled to

a discount every time you stop in

 

mackerull: how much iz thiz pluz card

 

dood at counter: the yearly fee is 

$13,405.50

 

tuna: what de hell

mackerull: damn strait what de hell

dood at counter: I just work here

not my fee

mackerull: we wanna talk ta perch then

 

tuna: noe we just want sum damn

wermz sew we can leeve N go fishin

 

mackerull: yur knot street wize 

big katoona

 

tuna: 👿👿👿

 

look dood we got 18 centz how manee

pailz can we get 

dood at counter: none; one pail is 98 cents

 

tuna: how manee wermz iz in thiz pail

 

dood at counter: as many as fits

waddya want me ta do

count em

 

mackerull:  yez, we due knot noe math

dood at counter: if you don't know math

how do you know you have 18 cents

tuna: whoa dood bee hind that counter

 yur startin ta sound

like a smart azz

mackerull: damn strait

dood at counter: smarter than you cats 

since you don't know math 

& what if I AM 

a smart ass

ya gonna do something about it

ta bee continmewed ~~~

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live de fishin poll

© SEPTEMBER 9, 2020

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WHAT DE SAM HELLZ

 

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WEL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE 

 

STARRIN EWE NOE WHO  

& KNOT DE EWE NOE WHOOZ

CUZIN DAIZ IZ A WAY ONA SHOPPIN TRIP 

& MACKERULL IZ KNOT IN MY FACE RITE NOW 

DAI$Y : I AM NOT ON A SHOPPING TRIP 

THO COD KNOWS I WISH I WERE 

AND MACKERULL IS RIGHT OVER THERE >>>>>>>

 

MACKERULL: GIMME A MINIT 

EYE WILL BEE BAK 

IN YUR FACE...... PRON TOE

 

TUNA: AZ EYE WAZ SAYIN  

ORE WAZ STARTIN TA SAY 

 

THAT TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA 

IZ ALL BOUT WHAT DE SAM HELL 

DID WE SEEZ IN DE SKY MONDAY NITE

 

WE YELLED FOR DE GURL  

TA GET THAT CELL FONE A WERKIN 

N SNAP DE FOTO 

SEW WE HAZ PROOF OH SAID OBJECT 

 

N FOR DE FURST TIME IN ALL R LIVEZ 

HER ACT SHOO A LEE LISTENED TA UZ

 

DE MIZZ TREE NOW BEE GINZ  

AZ TA WHAT DE BEE JEZUZ 

BE ON TROUT TOWNE LAND

ORE IN THIZ CASE IN TROUT TOWNE SKIEZ

 

LETZ LOOK

 THIZ BEE LOOKIN SOUTH WEST 

& WE IZ PRETTE SUREZ 

ITZ KNOT A PLANE

MACKERULL; LOOKZ LIKE A BAT TA ME

DAI$Y: IF THAT'S A BAT 

IT'S THE BIGGEST BAT IN THE HISTORY OF BATS

I'M OUTTA HERE~~~~~~~~~~~~~JUST IN CASE

 

TUNA: IF ITZA 

RAVEN 

 

WE IZ MOOVIN 

N LEEVIN EVEREE THING BEE HIND

MACKERULL: BYE CUZIN DAIZ

STILL LOOKZ LIKE A BAT TA ME

 

TUNA: LOOKZ LIKE A SPACE CRAFT 

FRUM ALE EE ENDZ TA ME

 

MACKERULL: LOOKS LIKE A KITE  

THAT LOOKZ LIKE A BAT

 

TUNA: EWE IZ KNOT GONNA GIVE UP  

THAT BAT THING R YA

MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT

TUNA: ANY WAY IF ANY ONE HAZA CLOO

BOUT WHAT DE SAM HELL

 

THAT THING IN DE SKY IZ 

PLEEZ LET UZ NOE

 

IF ITZ SUM THIN SCAREE

DE NOOZE IZ SURE KEEPIN IT QUIET😲😲

 

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE   

WEEK OH END 

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 

LONG LIVE MIZZ TREE  

© SEPTEMBER 2, 2020

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