WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TWO A
TWOOZ DAY TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA
TWOOZ DAY TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA
STARRIN ME TOONA
BUT KNOT CUZINZ DAIZ ORE MACKERULL
WHO BEGGED ME
TA LET THEM COME BAK TWO DE SHOW
DAI$Y: THE ATTORNEY SAID WE WERE UNDER
CONTRACT; I DON'T HAVE THE LOOSE CASH
HANDY TO GET OUT FROM UNDER
MACKERULL: I HAZ LOOZE CASH
EYE FINDED SUM IN DE LAUNDRY MASHEEN
MONEE LAUNDERIN
EYE FINDED SUM IN DE LAUNDRY MASHEEN
MONEE LAUNDERIN
EYE WAZ TOLL IT WAZ
CODD MOTHER: UH, NO, BUT WE WILL LEAVE
IT AT THAT
TUNA: CAN EYE SPEEK HEER
ORE IS THIZ DE DAI$Y
ORE IS THIZ DE DAI$Y
N MACKERULL SHOW
MACKERULL: WHOOZ CALLIN A PONEE
A HORZE NOW
HAY BIG KATOONA
A HORZE NOW
HAY BIG KATOONA
TUNA: WHAT DE BE JEZUZ ~~~~
ANYWAY ON TWO NITES EPPA SODA
OH TOONA TEE VEE
& WITH DE FURST
DAY OH LENT BEE IN
ON DE 26TH
WE IZ LOOKIN BAK IN DE PAST
IN R MINDZ EYE
BOUT LENTZ THAT WAZ
OH TOONA TEE VEE
& WITH DE FURST
DAY OH LENT BEE IN
ON DE 26TH
WE IZ LOOKIN BAK IN DE PAST
IN R MINDZ EYE
BOUT LENTZ THAT WAZ
LENTED SUM TIME AGO
WE WANTED TA GIVE EVEREE ONE
WATCHIN TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA
A CAUSHUN NARRY WERD
BOUT LENT
WATCHIN TWO NITEZ EPPA SODA
A CAUSHUN NARRY WERD
BOUT LENT
DE FOLLOWIN R TROO LENTEN TALEZ
SEW PLEEZ REED ON
WITH DISECTION
SEW PLEEZ REED ON
WITH DISECTION
DAI$Y: IT'S DISCRETION, NOT DISSECTION
MACKERULL: EYE CANNA FOLLOW DIRECTSHUN
...WELL SORTA
...WELL SORTA
TUNA: OH EM COD CAN WE GET ON WITH THIZ
EYE WILL GO FURST
MY HORROR STOREE BOUT LENT
MY HORROR STOREE BOUT LENT
EYE LENT MACKERULL ME BRUSH
& NOW ITZ FULLA COOTEEZ
THAT WILLNA DIE
& NOW ITZ FULLA COOTEEZ
THAT WILLNA DIE
DAI$Y: OOOH, THAT IS BAD COUSIN
BUT TOP THIS ONE
I LENT THE NEIGHBOR ROSIE
MY BEST HANDBAG
WELL IT WAS THE BEST AT THAT TIME
AND WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NOW
I SEE HER HOUSE IS NOT ONLY FOR SALE
BUT SOLD
AND SHE LEFT WITHOUT SO MUCH
BUT TOP THIS ONE
I LENT THE NEIGHBOR ROSIE
MY BEST HANDBAG
WELL IT WAS THE BEST AT THAT TIME
AND WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW NOW
I SEE HER HOUSE IS NOT ONLY FOR SALE
BUT SOLD
AND SHE LEFT WITHOUT SO MUCH
AS A GOOD BYE
I DIDN'T EVEN FIND MY HANDBAG
TOSSED ON THE YARD
AND TRUST ME
I WONT FORGET WHAT I LENT
I DIDN'T EVEN FIND MY HANDBAG
TOSSED ON THE YARD
AND TRUST ME
I WONT FORGET WHAT I LENT
MACKERULL: EYE GAVE UP GRAZZ
TUNA & DAI$Y: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT ???
N THER YA HAZ IT
LENTEN HORROR STOREEZ
FRUM DE LAND OH TROUT
PLEEZ JOIN UZ NEXT WEEK
WHEN WE WILL BEE SHOUTIN
IT OUT FOR DE KEWLEST DOC
WHO EVER LIVED
HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE JELLEE BEANZ
© FEBRUARY 25, 2020
All Rights Reserved
44 comments:
Long live the Lent but not the Rent! I Lent Brofur Rumpy a treat today for two on Tuesday and here we are on Tuesday and he has no Lent Rent. If Since I cant Rent him I should not have Lent him. Sigh
Wonderful way to celebrate Lent. You tabbies crack me up. You have found the perfect way to celebrate Lent. Sorry Dai$y. Looks like your purse is gone for good. Have a great week, though and I hope Tuna and Dai$y have learned not to lend things out that are important to you. Mack, on the other hand, has come up with the coolest way to celebrate Lent this week.
Dai$y....DAI$Y: IT'S DISCRETION, NOT DISSECTION English/grammar and spelling YIKES...when I was in high school the teacher always said there is an exception to what you learned on one page, on the next page, and spelling don't even get me started...well maybe just a wee bit
Dessert/desert
stationery/stationary
principal/principle
their/there
and the list continues.
And of course all girlz know all boyz have cooties....
My daughter and her friends gave each other a Cootie shot every day.
They did this on each others arms:
circle, circle, dot dot now you have the cootie shot
Hugs Cecilia
It sounds like Dai$y had the worst Lent losing her handbag!
Mackerull, I think you dug deep, giving up something that you really like!
We never have an loose money but we often lose money!
Oh no, Daisy, that's awful!
MOL! Hope you have a better Lent this year. And good luck with that, Mackerull!
Well that is just rude. Running off with your purse. You'll have to track them down.
Those are very scary Lenten tales- and I thought giving up chocolate was scary. My Rosie would like to let everyone know she is not the Rosie that tooked your purse. XO
People who move with borrowed items are just being rude.
Mostly i give up white for Lent. You know, white flour, white rice, white potatoes, sugar...
We chip all our money so when it leaves we know where it is.
I lent my paw to the schnoozles at those silly pups...and they did not lent me any bites back...Bwahahaha! I have the lent over them fur sure:)
What a hilarious Lenten tale! You guys are too much. Hey- mom and dad were just talking about lending people stuff and then not getting it back. Guess you just have to kiss that handbag goodbye.
Daisy needs to pray to St. Anthony to help find her purse. Tony, Tony, look around. Something's lost and must be found. 😺
Mackerull, good job finding loose cash in the laundry machine. Is money laundering done regularly at your home? LOL.
Dai$y, that is a horror story indeed!
Oh no poor Daisy, no lending of your bag again. Have a great week kitties. We are keeping our human really busy. Flower does not want to eat and I want to eat all the time. lol purrs from Patch and Flower.
Ha. Ha. Didn't see that one coming.
Not a bit o' what I was expecting to read about "Lent"!
those lent stories are horrifying.
Sorry about Daisy's purse. We're going to check our washing machine for CASH!
The Florida Furkids
Goodness those are some scary lent stories. Well done Mackerull in finding the laundered money. You should get a reward!
Whoa! So lent is evil and you can lose your lunch??? That doesn't sound good. Chew on this—my peeps give up meat two days a week. TW has actually found some quarters in the laundry room dryer.
Darn. Lent sounds pretty scary, if you ask us!
I may be wrong, but I think somecats have the wrong idea of Lent. Then again, they all did give something up...
Wow dat are some crazy Lent stories guys!
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
Thank goodness you guys cleared up that "lent" thing the humans are always talking about! You Tabbies are smart!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Giving up the grass is an absolute horror, and no mistake! Mind you not getting the handbag back must be federal crime, so I would get the FBI in on that bag too, unless of course it contained the proceeds of laundry? ;)
Purrs
ERin
This episode reminds us of our house ... where every cat thinks he or she is the star ;) And you all tricked us! I thought a Lent story was going to involve fish and now we're hungry!
MOL MOL yes indeedy I learned my lesson about eating duck..
Thank you for your lovely visits kitties. We have been keeping the humans very busy lately. Flower has not been super well but thankfully is eating a bit better now. I am just making sure I get fed whenever they go in the kitchen! Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Purrs from Patch and Flower.
are you serious? She REALLY took your handbag? I have a feeling I fell for something that didn't happen! xoxo
I learned early not to lend anything to these guys, Tuna. You're right you et cooties or fleas back from them. They take care of their stuff but not mine.
Tyebe
I sure have missed you guys! This is too funny. Thank you so much for popping by to say hi to us and thinking of us.
Daisy, now you've got Sophie wondering if she lent someone her purse and just forgot...Hmmm, nope, she probably just lost it.
Best not to lend anything. You neffur know WHAT you might get back - if anything at all.
Our Human says - especially don't lend BOOKS.
Kittens!!! Ya'll sure do have some horror stories fur sure. We find it bestest not to be lendin' anythin' to anypawdy in the furst place. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
OMC...better no more lending, Tabbies🙀...but at least it was clean money...I hope😸Pawkisses for a Happy Monday to you all🐾😽💞
That lenting sure gets complicated!
xoxo, Bibi & Meep
Hope you get to see Paris in spring, it is truly magical. Sending hugs Anesha x
Sometimes my brush gets loaned out to the doggy and afterwards it smells like stale potato chips. I really wish the doggy would learn some general hygiene. Tee hee hee.
What? Huh? Whaddaya mean borrowed a handbag and made off with it? Isn't that a criminal-ish thing that you should call the pole-leese about? Takes a lotta nerve to rip off a neighbor! Oh well - whatchagonnado? I believe I'll help myself to some fish for lunch and head back to my Ted-O-Nator Kingdom.
Hugs and stuff
The Ted-o-nator
It seems we've got a lot of catching up to do here! Our mom better start reading!
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