WHITE FISHWAVEZ EVEREE ONE
& WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
2020 STYLE
COZ IT STARZ ME TOONA
& KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL
DAI$Y: I DON'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR
STUPID SHOW ANYWAY AND ~~~~~
MACKERULL: WHAT AM EYE,
CHOPPED LIVER
OH WAIT EYE HAD THAT FOR DINNER
TOONA: WE DUE KNOT EVEN HAZ
LIVER IN DE HOUZ
ANY WAY IF YA PUT ON YUR
""THINK BAK TA SEPTEMBURR HAT""
YA MITE A SAW WE POSTED
A POST BOUT WERDZ
CON TAININ DE WERD CAT
FRANK LEE
SEPTEMBURR SEEMZ LIKE IT WAZ
BOUT 94 MONTHZ AGO
DAI$Y: SEPTEMBER WAS ROUGHLY 4 MONTHS
AGO
DAI$Y: SEPTEMBER WAS ROUGHLY 4 MONTHS
AGO
TUNA:😠😠😠😠😠
AZ EYE WAZ SAYIN
NOE WORREEZ IF
EWE DUE KNOT REMEMBURR DE POST
MACKERULL: EYE REMEMBURR 1957
DAI$Y: YOUR GREAT GREAT
GREAT GRANDPARENTS
WEREN'T EVEN BORN IN 57
MACKERULL: LIKE EWE WERE THER
& NOE THIZ
FORA FACT
FORA FACT
TOONA: HIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
CAN WE GET ON
WITH DE BORIN AZZ SHOW
WITH DE BORIN AZZ SHOW
DAI$Y: BYE
MACKERULL: SEE YA ~~
TOONA: OK THEN
LETZ GIVE A LOOK SEE
AT DE WERDZ
SUM PEEPULZ MADE UP
THAT CONTAIN DE WERD CAT
N WHAT THEY TROO LEE MEEN
HIT IT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TOM CAT: ANY & ALL CATZ
WHOOZ NAMEZ KNOT SAM ORE JOE
ORE TUNA ORE BOB
JUST TA NAME A FEW
CAT MINT: CATZ WHO BEE WERKIN
AT DE PLACE WHER MONEE
COMEZ FRESH OFF DE PREZZ
LIKE 50'S & 100'S
CAT ENOID: ANY CAT WHOOZ
KNOT QUITE PIZZED OFF
JUST.... ANNOYED
PIZZI CAT I: CATZ THAT EAT PIZZA
& SGHETTI
AT DE SAME TIME
CAT GUT: LIKE CATTAIL
BUT KNOT AZ FAR DOWN
REMEMBUR THIZ
IN SCIENZE CLAZZ
IN SCIENZE CLAZZ
CAT TY: CATZ WHO LIKE
TA WEAR TIEZ
WITH ORE WITH OUT SHIRTZ
CAT CHING: CATZ WHO HAZ MONEE
COMIN OUT DE WAZOO
ANTI CAT A LYST: CATZ WHO KEEP STUFF
IN THER HEAD
STED OH MAKIN A LIST
CAT BIRD: SHAME TA DE PURRSON
WHO PUTTED THEEZ TWO WERDZ
TWO GETHER
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
CAT ACHRESTICAL: A CAT FRUM OUTER SPACE
LIKE AN
LIKE AN
EXTREE TA REST TREE ULL
WELL THATZ ALL DE STOOPID
WE HAZ TA DAY
WE HAZ TA DAY
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
SEW LONG 2019
EWE WAZA SUCK ASS YEER
EWE WAZA SUCK ASS YEER
© January 22, 2020
All Rights Reserved
50 comments:
So lovely to see you kitties back in blogland. Hope you have a great week. Patch and I are keeping our humans really busy. lol Purrs
Dai$y, bet you like Cat Mint & Cat Ching...
Welcome back everyone. Missed you!
Nice to see a post from you. Thank you for the vocabulary lesson. I agree that the words cat and bird do not belong together. XO
It's good to see you back, we hope you're able to stick around!
Thanks for the real meanings of those words....it's always good to learn something every day!
BTW, September actually does feel like it was 94 months ago....
Since I've been to the V-E-T so many times over the years that I've lost track, and since the V-E-T is in cahoots with Aliens, and since I know I've been beamed up to the Alien Mother Ship, I think I might be part CAT ACHRESTICAL by now. Tee hee hee. Winks.
Welcome back guys! We agree...2019 was a suck a$$ year.
Thanks for the vocabulary lesson, and it's great to see you back!
Yeah, 2019 was a mostly crap year and 2020 hasn't started much better.
lol you'll have to hunt that person down that put cat and burd together. Hopefully 2020 is a better year for all.
Welcome back guys and very impressive cat werdz :)
xoxo,
Matilda & Matt
Too fun, Tabbies. 😺
Nice to see y'all back catin' around gang!
OMCod. These are hilarious.
I totally agree. May 2019 never ever be repeated.
Pawsome words with "cat" in them. You cats are smart!!
We purr 2020 will be better for you all!
Purrs, Georgia and Julie
We are glad you are back and giving out smiles.
Yep, 2019 bit the big one, all right. So glad you're back, though! We missed you!!
2020 will be great, just keep posting!
MOL!!
2019 did suck the big one!
I am SO extra EXTRA glad to see all of you. I was starting to curl on my edges, it was so long! Dai$y, no...Donkey didn't use my traveling money, so let's plan for PARIS? WAIT. How about Vienna?
Pawsome words Toona! AND yes, we all agree 2019 was pawful!
It's great to see you back! Thank you for the list of interesting words and their meaning. Though I agree, it's shameful cat and bird are put together! :-D
Those words need to go into the dic-cat ionary!
Glad you are back, entertaining us to the cat-max!
And we sure do hope 2020 will be better, all in all!
MOL Now those are fur sure some funny definitions. Glad to see ya'll back. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Stoopid is in the eye of the beholder or is that the ear? 2020 is movin' so fast I don't know if I shoulda taken down the Christmas decorations so soon! Glad to see your back on the TV!
Ha! You got me with 'cat ching' - though I never have enough money to say the word myself. And I agree; we can say 'good-bye' to 2019 without regrets.
OMC we are so happy to see you!! Those are pretty good descriptions of those words. Mom says that, for some reason, odd number years are never great ones for her. Let's hope 2020 is purrfect.
The Florida Furkids
Welcome back ! We're happy to see you ! Purrs
Yes INDEEDY welcome back dear sweet Tabbies you have been missed tremendously. 2019 was for sure a sucky year for so many furiends and
their families. I say to 2019 'don't let the door hit you in your tushie on the way out!!"
Hugs Cecilia
It's a happy day for The Tribe when we see a post from our Tabby furiends!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
I apologize for being so late visiting. I would have been here sooner, but I was so ill I didn’t even want to get out of bed, much less be on the computer. Squiggles slept with me the entire time, but Bleubeard was out trying to find a di-cat-ionary. All he could find was a World Book and an Atlas. He also found a Farmer's Almanac that had the words 2019 was a HORRIBLE year.
SO glad to see you tabbies are back and doing well. I was thrilled when I saw your post and your FSG's sweet remark, too.
Cat mint. Haha. That's a good one.
We missed you guys! ANTI CAT A LYST is my favorite. Hey, we've got plenty of stupid over here if you run out!
Hello there, friends! Good to see you back. I know, September does feel like 94 months ago!
So glad you're back, Tabbies and with such a whole new dictionary...MOL😸Between us, Tabbies...that Tom Cat had to much Cat mint, didn't he? Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞
I learned alot from your list of cat words....thanks for improving me edumacation.
Here is a word for you Toona that few others know about.
CAT A TUDE: Is a reference to the dude called Tude....he's a cat.
Shoko
i need to get me one of those cat chings.
I hope that wasn't burd liver that Mackrull ate. Great words. I could use sugar cat ching myself. He would make a good cat-ch.
Pee ess: thanks for the tip you left my post. The peeps had found what they was lookin' for but I can't believe someone else knew what they wuz talking about.
So happy to see you're all back. Yay!
Emma and Buster
Ahhh, welcome back, y'all! And what a fantabulous collection of "stoopid" that is. Have a splendiferous weekend.
We are so glad to see you all back for 2020! WE hope your weekend is filled with lotsa tunas and no burds!
Definitely nothing good to say about 2019. Love your new dictionary entries. Clearly you are way ahead of the Oxford English Dictionary as well as Mirriam whats her name.
Have a great 2020 – the year of clarity and vision or clarity of vision, ;) MOL
Welcome back! Love the cat dictionary - Amarula is sure Frodo is a Cat Achrestical! And a Cat Tastrophy!
I like words a whole lot and the cat words were fun. I liked cat mint and cat bird. I always thought cat bird was strange. I can't think of any words with cat..oh, wait..how about catasstrophy? And, oh, boy is it good to see ya back! - Tom x
We really liked the first one but you should have said Tom Cat is like Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy or Einstein. Sorry Miss Fitz
Cat bird. Haha. Good point.
we were NOT fans of 2019 either and are thrilled to see it go! xoxo
Adios 2019! We love the dictionary and think it should be mainstream!
I get pretty Cat Enoid on a regular basis. Hehe. Mr. Frank often xs adds to that state of mind. Dishes crashing to the floor at 4 a.m., etc.
Love this cat talk. They have their own way of seeing things, the world through feline eyes. If cats could talk, what could they say kind of thing.
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