Wednesday, January 29, 2020

KNOT TA BEE OUT DONE

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WEL COME TO TOONA TEE VEE
EPPA SODA 238 
STARRIN ME TOONA
& KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

DAI$Y: MACKERULL AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO START OUR OWN TV PROGRAM SO WE
COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR SHOW

MACKERULL: WE DID ???

DAI$Y:  YES MACKERULL, 
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
WHEN I SPOKE TO OUR SPONSOR 
CRANKY ASS CAT CHOW AND 
.....WINK WINK...WINK

MACKERULL: WHAT CHA WINKIN AT ME FOR 
CUZIN DAIZ 
HAZ YA TAKEN A FANCEE TA ME

😜

TOONA: YA HAZ TAKEN A FANCEE 
TA YUR OWN
MINDZ EYEZ
YA GOT NOE SHOW ANY MOR
N EYE GOT ~~~~

MACKERULL: EYE GOT WERMZ ONZE

😠😠😠😠😠

TOONA: COD...CAN EYE GET ON 
WITH DE SHOW
DE AUDEE ANTZ IZ KNOT
THAT BIG TA START WITH

WE IZ GONNA LOOZE 
DE THREE PEEPULZ LEFT

ANY WAY LAST WEEK 
WE TOLL YA BOUT SUM WERDZ 
CON TAININ DE WERD CAT 
& KNOT TA BEE OUT DONE 
DE DAWGZ WANTED THER SAY TWO

WITH OUT ANY A DUE 
LETZ HIT IT

DAWG WERDZ 
N WHAT THEY TROO LEE MEEN

DAWG MAS: EAZEE PEE ZEE 
DE MOMZ OH ALL DAWGZ
COZ ALL DAWGZ HAZ MOMZ

DOG GED: DAWGZ WHO DINNA GET 
A HI SKEWL DIPLOMAZ 
BUT STILL HAZ
THER G.E.D.

BULL DAWGS: GIVEN PROPZ 
TA R FAMILEE MEMBURRZ 
CLANCY
DE BUTCHER, JACOB, 
ZACHARIAH, & CYLDE

DOG TROT: A DANCE LIKE DE FOX TROT 
BUT DAWGZ STAY ON ALL 4'Z

OVER DOG: UNDER DOG'S NEMIZIZ 
{ UNDERDOG FIRST AIRED: 10.03.1964 }

WATCH DOG: DAWGZ WHO LIKE TA CHEX 
THER WRIST WATCH 
FOR TIME 
STEDA LOOKIN AT DE CELL FONE

CHILI DOG: A DAWG WHOOZ KNOT WEARIN HIZ WINTER COAT

DOG EARING: A DAWG WHO 
WEARS A PEERCING ON HIS EAR

CANT DOG: A DAWG WITHA NEGA TIVEZ 
ATTA TOOD 
HIM SHULD BE SAYIN
 EYE CAN.... INN STED

DOG WOOD: HOW MUCH WOOD 
COULD A DOG WOOD CHUCK 
IFA DOG WOOD COULD CHUCK WOOD

N SPEEKING A WOOD CHUCKZ 
JOIN UZ NEXT WEEK 
WHEN WE DUE 

KNOT

INTER VEEW PHIL DE GROUND HOG 
ORE HIZ FAMILEE 
COZ THEY NEVER SPEEKED
TA UZ

HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE 
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE BOX TURTLEZ

© January 29, 2020
All Rights Reserved




42 comments:

Crafting Queen said...

Glad to see you kitties back in blog land. We are getting into lots of trouble. We have been spending more time in the garden as the weather has been a bit mild here. Sending purrs from Patch and Flower.

CJ Kennedy said...

Every dog has his day. 😺

The Florida Furkids said...

Thanks for those definitions!! We look forward to Ground Hog next week!

The Florida Furkids

My Mind's Eye said...

First of all if I had a prize I'd give it to you for your guess...on the clue...you found it. BUT WHAT IS IT? OMCs time will tell.

Dog GED and Chili Dog you my furry friends are toooooooo smart..of course...because we all know CATS R SMART.
Hugs and see you on Friday. You will be either be MOLing or shaking in your furry booties
Cecilia

Eastside Cats said...

Here in Detroit, we have American Coney Island and Lafayette Coney Island RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!! Talk about a lot of chili dogs...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Ground hog day is NEXT week! Wowza! Well we loved your interpretations!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

DOG GONE: One less than DOG TWO

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

Love them all buts our fave is Chili Dog MOL BOL

xoxo,
Matilda & Matt

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Oh My Dogness!
Dog, made ness in a blankie...

Loved those!

Sandra said...

DOG GED: ROFL

Pat Hatt said...

At least the dogs are keeping the watch companies in business lol

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You've got Dawg Wurdz! Next thing we know, you'll be having Burdz Wurdz....or maybe not.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Bravo gang, that was woofie wonderful!

William's Kith & Kin said...

OMC! So many d*g werds!!

messymimi said...

Very good dog words, i will read them to our pups.

pilch92 said...

These are great. I learn so much from you kitties. I especially like DOG GED :) XO

The Whiskeratti said...

I like turtles too !

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for those definitions but honestly, that’s one too many dogs for us. :)

meowmeowmans said...

MOL! Those were awesome, Tabbies! DOG GED was the best!

John Bellen said...

Ha! Underdog... I haven't thought of him in ages... I didn't get the joke in the name of his girlfriend - sweet Polly Purebred - until I was much older. I kept thinking of pure bread...

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Absolutely fabulous dog ma today. Loved these. I think Dai$y and Mack should get more air time, too.

Hey tabbies, Bleubeard and Squiggles don't want you to forget to watch the Cat Bowl Saturday night on Hallmark and the Kitten Bowl Sunday, also on Hallmark Channel. They say we cats gotta stick together and root for these cats and kittens that need forever homes like we all have. Have a super weekend and start to next week, too. Hope to see you for Ground Hog's Day as well.

Tamago said...

I didn't realized dogs has so many words like kitties do. I learned many new words today :-) I knew chili dog but didn't know the correct meaning lol.
I understand you won't interview Phil this year. Those ground hogs are very quiet :-)

Mickey's Musings said...

We loved the dog werds!!!
WE giggled at Chili dog and dog wood ;) MOL!!!!!
Purrs,Georgia and Julie

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

BOL. Thank you for explaining this to us.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Hahaha! Chili dog! Thanks for making us laugh!

Sandra Cox said...

Ha. Chili Dog. Another good one.

Three Chatty Cats said...

I certainly am expanding my vocabulary! Dog Trot and Chili Dog were my favorites.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

MOL...the Cant Dog sure needs to change his vibes, Tabbies. Thanks for the lessons, now at least we know what's dawgs all about😸Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend🐾😽💞

Erin the Cat Princess said...

No, you guys can't split up, thatn would be way worse than the Beatles splitting – not that I like beatles as I tend to pull the wings and legs off! Sorry Paul, but that's the way da cookie crumbles!
Have an awesome split free week!
Purrs
ERin

Chuck Huss said...

You learn something new everyday. :)

Cathy Keisha said...

Tuna, you did NOT use the god spelled backwards word, did you? GASP! Cat's rule!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha.....I think the definition of a Chili Dog is the bestest.

Shoko

CJ Kennedy said...

Ink waves to the Tabbies. Guys! could you ask the FSG to please send my mom, CJ, her snail mail address? She wants to send her a card for leaving a comment on that blog thing she does. She'll explain what it is when she sends it to you. Oh, and paw to Cod! she won't divulge the location of Trout Towne. Email: Heathwave24 at gmail dot com. You got that, right? Thanks!

The J-Cats said...

We love the definitions of Watch Dog and Chili Dog (mol).

Smudge said...

Ha ha, as befuddled as dad's brain seems to be getting these days he actually remembers watching Underdog when he was little. He says he can still remember watching the very first episode of Batman when it first aired eons ago.

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Bravo, guys! You came up with some good dog definitions! Hey, I get it. We have to keep dogs happy, too! Will you be doing fish? Thanks. - Tom x

Sandra said...

Chili Dog. Hehehe.

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Over dog! Love it! Dog gone good definitions!

Saku said...

Pawsome! We appawciate the definitions...though we're not particularly fond of woofies.

Sandra Cox said...

I was looking at your St. Francis. Very nice. The HH ordered me one for my bday. Unfortunately it arrived with his face missing. Sigh.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Now that is a Dog-Gone bunch of great words for the Dogs of the world. Why I am not sure but anyhoo

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