white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a due
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther
on de NWSE korner
thiz pozt goez bak a few
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS
whoo bee de dad
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK
sew with out any a due
we pree sent
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt…
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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40 comments:
"de bass terd turkee haz been used az wood filler, a door stop, a fake goatee, prop for de broken chair legz..."
Nice job of repurposing...
ROFLOL!!!
Gee tabbies, now you know why I didn't buy one this year. I wouldn't want the same fate for Bleubeard and Squiggles. Wise choice to lock the doors and not let people upset your routine in the coming weeks. After all, Christmas is for giving, nor for forgiving. You might be recipients of some good tuna in your stockings if you keep others at bay.
Let the holiday season continue.
Oh, my! I thought the relatives were staying a month from Thanksgiven until Christmas! We kicked the turkey habit here--no more!
MOL! We only had a wee bit of no turkey here...oink!
The holiday time is always a stressful time. Look cute and hide as much as you can.
sounds like you had a great thanksgiving.
OMC that sounds like Christmas with my twofeet brothers and sister, Tabbies, I think I won't open the door anymore either. Thanks for the tip😸Pawkisses for a stressfree Week ahead🐾😽💞
Coppee N paste always do a great post!
Good thing our Thanksgiving was in October. There was no turkee anyway. :-P
Gosh, bassturd turkey at yoor house through next year! Sounds horrible! Unfortunately we got ourselves a 13-bazillion pound burrd, and the critter is still stinkin up our home. We are nomming every fweakin day! Pwetty soon we gonna be barfing that dang burrrd, and let our hoomons clean up turkey barf. The End
stuffin up itz butt iz mi momz fav-o-rite part
Turkeys everywhere and life not the normal schedule. Damn, you got it rough lol
Wanna know something?? We had no bass terd burd this year!
We had no bass terd burd either!
I could go without ever seeing one again. We had so much that I made turkey salad, turkey pot pie, turkey soup and froze some plus gave my mom a lot. Next up the icky ham :) XO
We didn't have any turkey at our house. My parents went to their daughter's house. We do have some big bass tard turkeys walking around our yard. Do you want one>
Hello, we missed visiting you. Our humans did not have enough turkey so now the papa bought another one to cook just because.
Emma and Buster
Our humans went to someone else's house for Bass terd burd day. And they didn't bring any of it home, so there is no stinky bass terd burd smell here, thank Cod!
No Bass terd burd comes through the doors of this house, and the FSG knows it is because of the 7,884 pound burd we once had. Never again!
Oh bass terd turkee...they sure mess up a nice holiday!
I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving at Trout Towne :-)
We went to our relations to have Thanksgiving. I'm not a fan of turkey, either. I had a small slice to be polite. The best thing about going out for Thanksgiving? We don't have a zillion pounds of leftover turkey meat. Hope you guys are having a good week.
You poor kitties, hope you survived the bass terd bird day, just. lol Hope that you all have a great week and keep safe. Purrs from Patch and Flower.
Laura,
I don't know why but Bass Terd makes me giggle like a 5 year old every time I see it. LOL We had no leftover turkey 'cause we ate T-giving out.
Hugs to you the furries and your Mom
Hugs Cecilia
The burd day is still the same, your words ring true! Meowmie cooked one of those and yes it did smell the next day just like you said.
Purrs, Bibi & MEep
We hope you all are enjoying being back to normal and basterd burd free!!!!!! Take care gang!!!!!!
Purrs,Georgia and Julie
That's a rant that could rival one of Samuel L Jackson's! (Though I'd like to see the turkey as a fake goatee...)
Oh my heavens, I never would've thought of so many uses! Mom and dad just had their first batch of soup from the leftovers, but goodness, what imagination y'all have. Made me and dad laugh and dad slobbered his coffee a little.
They say company is like fish, after three days it starts to stink.
O MY COD! Yer killin me!
NO bass ter turkee here either! We eated hams!
Tell Daisy I been waiting and waiting over at the airport for her....
You'll be happy to know that I did not eat a single piece of turkey! I'd be a lousy vegetarian if I did.
Mom from Colehaus Cats says: No bass turd birds here either! It was all bacon, bacon, bacon... or at least the thought of bacon.
Mom also says Quint is wrapping up his painting career for good, probably this month. He has paintings for sale right now but they are going fast and she wanted you to have a heads up (since you tabbies aren't on facebook to hear that news).
She also says she hopes to be able to get back to commenting just as soon as Blogger decides to re-recognize her and that she thinks of you all often.
Locking the doors ought to do it but better do the windows too. You just never know.
You have me laughing so hard i am crying. The relations need to keep their birds to themselves, have a nice roast for Christmas.
Our Human is laughing her - um, HEAD off. She is not mad keen on bass terd turkees either. She prefurrs chick-hen (mol).
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Oh we haf so missed yur werds! Dis brot tears to owr eye fings and memories of werds before. Bass terd turkee day bwhahahahahah! We lufs yoo.
Teaghan and Tommy
Now I am craving some turkey ! And stuffing too of course!
That bas terd turkey is everywhere in your house but not up here. We had Thanksgiving in October and never had a boid. We ate a ham.....running pig. It was good. That dinner and one after was all there was. hehe. Christmas the bas terd turkey will show his funny butt again.
Tyebe and Shoko
Thank you thank you thank you copee & paste cos this post is still a classic that makes Pop smile and laugh and slap his knees. Sorry I'm late commenting. TW must have had too much turkee.
That "BASS TERD BURD" just didn't seem to want to go away. It sounds like he was haunting you each and every day even though he wasn't a honking or squawking, no, he was still pestering you as a foe. But by now maybe the relatives have left his remains outside that will fertilize nip that will grow sky high. Tee hee hee. Winks.
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