whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
we haz posted thiz
bass terd burd day post now
for several yeerz
with de con clooshun
sum thingz never change
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day
sew letz hit it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite
R palz coppee N paste
we haz posted thiz
bass terd burd day post now
for several yeerz
with de con clooshun
sum thingz never change
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day
sew letz hit it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee
wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
thiz be manee yeerz ago
well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground
N prettee soon a town be born
with shoppez N homez ga lore
cropz grew.. sew did biznezz
much ta be thanx full for
de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest
call it thanx givin day
they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz
mashed sum spudz
de damn chickn flew a
way
they couldna catch de bass terd burd
an eye dea popped in sum onez head
letz try... de one called turkee
they found one… shot him dead
~~~~~~~~~~~~
it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast
ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye
ewe R a bass terd turkee burd
N frank lee we
hate ewe
yur talk iz cheep... ya
taste like crap
we wood rather eat a
shoo
give uz sum pie... ore
sum spudz
noe stuffinz goin in R
gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
we noe wear... de stuffinz been
up de.. turkeez.. buttz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
may yur travelz bee safe
yur platez bee full
yur famileez bee blessed
hope everee one haza
grate week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live de pizza
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
wee bee thanx full for all R friendz
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
© November 27, 2019
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33 comments:
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving...and may you get some ham, or fish, or that pork roast, but no you-know-what. :-)
Happy Thanksgiving gang!!! Hey, I do think I smell pizza!
It doesn't matter how often you have help from your friends, coppee and paste, I always enjoy reading this version of history.
The Mayflower 400 celebrations start here tomorrow and continue until September next year.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your human. Since you don't like the 'Bird' maybe you could send some our way. Purrs Patch and Flower
Have you kitties ever thought of writing history books? You really nailed the Mayflower story :) Happy Thanksgiving! XO
Tabbies, I hope you have a fabulous Thanksgiving, too. Eat lots of salmon and leave the burd for people who like it. FSG, have a wonderful, safe, and STRESS FREE Thanksgiving, too. We know how much you do for this cat community and Bleubeard, Squiggles, and I thank you for it.
Happy Thanksgiving ! Purrs
Happy Thankgsgiving to all!
Happy Thanksgiving! We always love your Thanksgiving story!
The Florida Furkids
Happy Thanksgiving, all! You'll be glad to know there will be no turkey here, thank cod. We sure do appreciate your offer of protection though! :-)
Happy Thanksgiving. We had about a dozen turkeys in our back yard today. Where is Elmer Fudd when you need him.
Happy Thanksgiving, sweet friends! We hope it is filled with fish, pork, or beef! XO
I always like this story, especially the reason for the founding of the U.S.... But, you know, I have to write it, regardless of where the stuffing has been, if a Scotsman can eat haggis, I can eat turkey stuffing...
I love your Thanksgiving story. Good job, copy & paste :-)
I hope you all have a wonderful, burd free holiday!
Happy Thanksgiving, guys. We hope no burds or anything that comes up, out, or around burds butts comes near you.
If it helps, i am a vegetarian and don't like eating bird, either.
Hope you have had a blessed and beautiful Thanksgiving Day!
Happy Thanksgiving gang. I hope you got lots of fishies.
Copy and pasate missed the part where they slaughtered all those Native Americans and stole their land. Happy Thanksgiving furrends.
We hope your Thanksgiving was punctuated with pie, spuds, and a nice tasty ham. Though, we must point out ... for each table with a roasted bird, there is one less bass terd bird in the world ;)
Happy belated Thanksgiving! I hope it was a bass terd burd-free day. I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday.
Mol, mol, mol!
Your poem is soooooo funny!
We hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Well, we hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm so sorry I missed your postie on Wednesday.
I would be purrfectly happy with pizza.
Hugs cecilia
Dec 1, and you will be happy to know we had no turkey or bird meat of any kind for thanksgiving. We actually DID have Pizza! Greg don't like cooking and hates the big cleanup too! We were stuffed and ate all we could, as is the tradition. Cut and Paste is handy, and I will be using it myself in a few weeks! šŗ
Good ol' copy and paste, never lets ya down! I hope you you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!!!
I love this. So clever.
Hope your holiday and the tabbies was wondrous.
Oh Tabbies, I have missed and missed you. And the FSG. XXX
Copy and paste or not, that was fun!!
We really love this one Copy N Paste and do hope it is a yearlee tradition... even if it is about a Durty Burd! MOL
Purrs from all of us to all of you!
Genius! Copy and pasted or not-genius! What a way with words--and I really understand their need to pull over for a pee!!
Still loving this....
Tee hee hee . . . Tee hee hee . . . Tee hee hee. Oh that was so-o very entertaining! I want to read it every Thanksgiving Day for now on! Purr purr purr!
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