WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE
STARRIN NOE ONE THIZ WEEK
WE DINNA GET CANCELLED
AZ DAI$Y WOOD LIKE
WE CANNA TELL EWE
WHICH STOOL
GETTED DE MOST VOTEZ LAST WEEK
COZ WE CANNA COUNTZ
PAST 2.3 & 1/8
& DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ
PLACE OH EMPLOY
HAZ BEEN A PAIN IN DE AZZ
SEW WE GOT NOE NEW
STOREEZ
THAT HOW EVERZ
GOT UZ TA THINKIN
SINZ IT HOWL O WEEN
ALL MOST
BOUT GHOSTZ N HOW GHOSTZ
NEVER HAZA
PAIN IN DE AZZ
PAIN IN DE AZZ
PURRHAPS AT SUM POINT
IN THER PAST LIFEZ
THEY HAD MULL TEE PULL
PAINZ IN DE AZZ
BUT NOW THEY NO LONGER DUE
FRANK LEE
WE DUE KNOT NOE
IF A GHOST EVEN HAZA AZZ
& WE WOOD TROO LEE KNOT
WANNA SEE ONE
~~~~~~ A GHOST THAT IZ
KNOT AN AZZ
TA ASK
THO THIZ ONE SHOWED UP
OUT SIDE R PADDY OH DOOR
LAST WEEK
N WE HAZ KNOT LOOKED OUT SIDE
SINZ
HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END
& MAY IT BEE
PAIN IN DE AZZ FREE
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44 comments:
We wouldn't look outside, either, if we saw a ghost hanging around.
We're sorry your food service girl's workplace has been a pain in the azz and we hope things get better for her there.
[The biped here: You know how you do your litter box art? Well, I've never seen any "art" coming out of the boys' litter boxes, but last night I scooped an honest-to-god heart! I almost snapped a pic, but decided to draw the line at that. But it made me laugh, thinking of your posts!]
OMCs for sure I am the 'frady cat' here in this household. I hear every sound and see things that go bump in the night. Angel Madi got joy out of stopping in mid step...looking toward the foyer while at the same time the furs on her back would stand up and the tail got big. Of course I just knew body snatchers were lurking.
Yep I hope for a PITA free remainder of the week
Hugs Cecilia
PS thank you for your kind words on my quilts.
That is the problem with ghosts. They don't have butts do we don't know where to sniff.
That's scarey, kitties! Don't look out there!
Gotta watch those ghosts, or ship them to anyone that is a true pain in the ass.
I second the pain in de azz free weekend.
Poor scardy cats. Squiggles will protect you guys. He's not afraid of ANYTHING, except an empty food bowl. Bleubeard on the other hand, . . .
Poor FSG. I feel your pain. It's that time of year, I guess. BTW, LOVE the decoration.
Yikes! Well, it is creepy holiday season so we expect some ghouls.
He looks like a friendly ghost :) We have a ghost azz in our kitchen- it is on our post from Monday :) XO
Yeah .. I'd like to avoid them too.
I don't think ghsts have azz to show anyone. I'm not as sophistocated as Shoko and only seen 1 ghost last year but it ws a skinny guy with no bum that I could see. He must have trouble going pooh....poor guy.
Tyebe
I had one show up this week in my room while on retreat. I have a motion sensor night light and my visitor showed up around 2 am and every 20 minutes for 2 hours he set the night light off. PITA indeed!
We're pretty sure ghosts don't have tocks, so you never know if they're coming or going.
If they ain't got no ass how we supposed to kick them there to get rids of them??
We and esp petcretary hopes to have a PITA free week(end) as she has to be at her work...and then on *that* night too, Oct 321. We will be all alone...shivers...but wait, pawppy will be there after he gets done his work, phew!
You all need to hide until the coast is clear, kids!
I'm sorry FSG had a hard work week. I sure hope she will have an easy weekend. Maybe some ghosts have a$$ but others don't. And we don't wanna see it, either :-)
We would keep out of sight if that showed up outside our view ports. Didja do something to get that, um, that upset?
My furiends,
The Tribe of Five would be howling something awful if that scary thing showed up on our patio! There is a HUGE Stellar Blue Jay that comes to raid the upstairs deck bird feeder and HE scares us! That's one BIG bird!
Hoping you and your food service girl have a better week!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Maybe it's time to find a new employer. No ghosts, please!
We are not sure if we want to sniff a ghost's ass assuming they have one ;) We hear Ghosts are sneaky and the room gets cold when they are around! We do NOT like cold!
We purr no ghosts bother you kitties!!!!!
Purrs,Georgia,Julie and JJ
Whoa! That is even scarier than the one I saw in the condo. I'm gonna have to ax Mr. Google if ghosts have azzes and report back.
Oh kitties, what a fun post. Our mama is LOLing with all the azz talk.
Emma and Buster
MOL I am sure ghosts has pain in da azz's when people move into their haunted houses uninvited ;) I hope you sent dat ghost packin dat showed up on your porch. Mama keeps putting scary stuff up at our house so we can't wait til next week when it all comes down and all da fanks starts happening fur November.
We're so sorry the place of employ has been such a pain. Mommy says she 'members those days too and to tell the food service girl to hang in there. And we're thinkin' we wouldn't be lookin' out ifin we saw such outside on our patio either. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
I bet you're gonna see a lot more of those ghosts on Thursday! Better be sure not to look out the door that night!
I wouldn't worry, guys: he doesn't look like a very fearsome ghost. You can't even see his a**!
All I can say is if dad's around then there's no such thing as Pain in de azz free.
MOL...Granny saw one with wings...no not burdies...👻😹Pawkisses for a ghostfree Sunday🐾😽💞
The only pain in my azz is Bridget, my furriend who lives with me. I don't want her called a sisfur, because relatives like her I can do without. Happy early Halloween and I hope yer ghosts are friendly ones! - Tom x
You've got me thinking ... do ghosts have butts? And if so, do they fart? I never matured past second grade ;)
Happy Halloween guys!!
Holy Carp...we wouldn't look out either!!!
We never thought about a Ghost's Azz but now we're wondering too.
The Florida Furkids
That little dude looks quite happy being a ghost, so I bet there is no pains anywhere, MOL
Have a great week, and may all your All Hallows Eve treats come unwrapped and covered in fur ;)
Purrs
ERin
If a ghost does have an azz they are probably never constipated.
'Due knot no if they haza azz.' Heh.
Hope all is well.
Maybe some ghosts are visible, 'cause they were pains in the "azz" in their former life? Tee hee hee.
Thinking of you. Hope all is well.
Hope your day was grand and your evening pleasant.
Sleep well.
I hope you guys will be able to post again real soon. Bosses are asses.
Stay warm.
Hey guys,
Just a note to say you are missed by The Tribe of Five. We don't know any felines that have a grasp of the human language like you do. Come back soon.
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Tucker, Jasmine,Lily, Alberto & Oliver
When will you be coming back, guys?
We come to bring you Extra Pawkisses for stopping by at my bloggie and bringing lovely Birthday wishes, Tabbies. Thank you sweet furriends. Hope you're back from fishing soon🐾😽💞
Hope you and the tabbies weekend and beginning of the week have been fab.
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