whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta de seezon fin al lee
oh crap on tee vee
starrin mizzturr noe name
sum eye wintnezzez
de good folkz at
de box N brew & corner club
a sea cure a teez dood
sum under weighturrz
N az all wayz
me...toona
but KNOT dai$y ore mackerull
when we last left off
we waz still veewin
sum sea cure a teez foot age
oh de sea cure a teez camera
that waz catched on sea cure a teez film
that mackerull sneeked outta lock up
we haz sinz lurned
that last timez foot age
waz de last on camera
N thiz waz de last cap sure
but two nite
we iz gonna final lee lurn
WHO
beeted de crap
outta mizzturr noe name
over at de corner club
and WHO trashed de box N brew
coz de followin
iz on audee oh
sew tern up yur speekerz
N letz listen in
we think itz kinda sorta
all most
a cloo
~~~~~~ roll filmz whirrrrrrr
insert audee oh ~
mackerull: hay, ewe two catz
look like ewe iz stoned
tuna: eye think they iz little dood
mackerull: eye yur three sheetz
ta sum wind yur self big katoona
tuna: faa...ewe iz reddy ta fall off
de dam taybull yur self
due knot call me three shitz ina wind
mackerull : EYE DINNA SAY THREE SHITZ
IN SUM WIND EYE SAID YUR
SHORTZ BEE FULLA SHITZ
tuna: hizzz...up yurz ya little ~
BAM
& thatz what happened
at de corner club
& box N brew
....for thoz wunderin
if all thiz WAZ inn deed
a cover up
ewe wood bee rite
ta bee ree veeled next time
on toona tee vee
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36 comments:
Those two appear to be stone-cold troublemakers!
cool, an 'r' rated episode due to language...
Oh no Tuna, that little cat beating on you! No treats for him. Sending lots of hugs to all at TT. Our human sends hugs to your human. Purrs from Patch and Flower.x
Rotten little brofur! Big meanie big brofur! Who wins the fight? MOL
I don't really know what is going down here, as I need to read the captions when I watch the tv.
Oh dear ones...I giggled so hard at this, "mackerull: hay, ewe two catz
look like ewe iz stoned" my eyes watered and my face hurt!!
Bravo to the FSG...give her a high five from me.
Hugs Cecilia
No need to watch soap operas with you guys around. :)
Yep, now there is no turn unstoned!
Mack, you are the one that is going to get beat up if you whap Tuna like that. And those cats are definitely stoned. :) XO
You two are more entertaining than anything on regular TV could ever be!
They sure are stoned. Gotta watch those three sheets to the wind. May want to watch where those paws go too, could get one back haha
Boyz! Behayve!
So the truth at last!
Who needs murder and mayhem when I can watch the two of you go at it. I'm not sure who covered up what, but I believe there was at least one stoned cat in this story. You two need to get your story straight before next week.
I will agree, you kitty kats are so much better than the darn TV. Made Mom laugh out loud. Keep up the good work you felines.
Wow, that's a whole lot of action going on there! We're not sure who covered up what, but this is exciting!!!
MOL- "Shortz bee full of shitz". Too funny!
LOL @ Brian's comments!!
Definitely an "R" rated episode, guys. Good thing we're adult cats and not too young for that sort of thing. ;-)
Yep those kitties are totally stoned!
And you two be nice to each other lol :-)
Aha! Trouble Maker A & Trouble Maker B...at their hard work of dectives and shooting the Sheetz...MOL, MOL!
You 2 are stoned for sure!! Too bad the stone-eyes can't mew and mrouw to your FSG...hah!
Ha. Especially liked the ewe ez stoned:)
OMC We totally luvved seein' ya'll/ Even better, we can see ya'll layin' together. :) Lookin' very handsum ya'll are. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Do you know how they got stoned? Because it looks like the good stuff!
Hawwooo kit-cats! Looks like good roughhousing:) Play bows,
Nuk
Well I never, OK maybe once but I genuinely DID NOT inhale the nip . . . OK maybe a bit, ;) MOL
Great episode guys, and sometimes it pays NOT to dig too deep in the litter tray of life . . .
Purrs
ERin
Looks like the little Mack packs quite the punch! Better watch out!
I'm not sure who is stoned and who isn't, who is covering up and who isn't, but I do know that Mackerull has a handy left hook. Who would have known he was a southpaw!
LOL! Oh, how we miss you guys! Tuna and Mackerull, we got a good laugh at your fight. Hope you're not mad. Here in California, we'd be fine with that kind of stoned.
We love us some Toona Tee Vee!
HAH! Tuna! You gonna take that outta that little —? I think HE did it.
Good Heavens, a brawl! I never would have guessed it. You see? This is why you should never touch the nip!
WOW! Those fists of furry and those BAMs sure look a lot like what happens when Amarula gives Frodo the "what for!"
We knew we could count on you guys to put a smile on our faces! There's always some silly shenanigans going on over here :)
Thank you guys for the kind words you left on our sweet Caster's memorial post. We miss him terribly, but having such a supportive community and friends like you guys helps a lot! So thank you.
Looks like they gots into da catnip and got a little to big fur there britches ;) MOL Can't wait to find out what happens next.
xoxo,
Matilda & Matt
When you axed for the tooth the tooth be told unless its a whap
I think you need to take that into the ring. You could come to America and star in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. It also airs on "tee vee." Tee hee hee.
Boy, we've missed a lot! This is better than TV any day!
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