Wednesday, January 16, 2019

REZT TA TWO SHUNZ ~~~~ 2019

whitefish wavez everee 
N welcome

toona tee vee 
will be bak next week 
N in de meen time 
eye mackerull  
iz spozed ta make 
new yeerz rest ta two shunz 

tho eye dunno why

eye promize ta fite 
de big katoona 
everree chance eye get 

eye promize ta bother him 
when himz uzin de box 
tryin ta sleep 
eatin food 
N just chillaxin 


eye promise eye will 
chew mor cordz inta two peezes 
eye promise ta rest 
on de top oh de stove



eye promize to knock 
whatz up..down 
N get into whatz opened 
like drawerz 
de dryer
N closestz N stuff

eye promize ta eat mor blankits 


eye promize take stuffz 
outta de sink 
N hide it in de houz

eye promizee ta knock 
me waterz dish over 
spill de kibble bowl


step in me wet food
N trax it all over de houz

 eye promize ta toss litter 
and de waste 
outta de box 

eye promize ta bee 
a good art stew dent 
with de toy let paperz 

eye promize ta pre vent 
de FSG 
frum gettin in de houz 
by layin gainst de door 

eye promize ta get stuck 
bee hind de washin masheen 
eye promize ta eat plastic bagz
when eye see em 

eye promize ta jump on de desk 
N knock de fone 
outta de holder 
when a callz comin in 

eye promize ta scratch 
de wallz coz it soundz 
total lee like chalk board

eye promize ta ambush 
de big katoona & de food gurl 
when they iz comin 
round de korner 

eye promize ta fite 
de kitshun rug
chew on towelz 
 drink showerz water
play in soap sudz 

N see what de yeer 
holdz in store





signed thiz 16 day 
oh jan ewe warry 
in de yeer 20 and 19



mbjbf


52 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

That's my boy, Mac! All kitten, no kidding!

Sandra Cox said...

Kids will be kids:)
This sounds amazingly like Frank and Belle.

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Mac...well around these parts if we make a promise....it is supposed to be kept. GLAD....double GLAD to see you feel the same way.
Love the "eye promize to knock
whatz up..down" and of course you turn over the food...FSG could be hiding a salmon steak under that bowl and under the water bowl there could be a fish. WTG good buddy
Hugs to you 3
Cecilia

Crafting Queen said...

wow that's a lot of promises. Hope you keep them all.:)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is the first list of resolutions I have seen that stand a good chance of being kept!
Somehow I don't think Tuna and the FSG appreciate the time you put into making your list.

Cathy Keisha said...

Oh Tuna, ya got yer paws full with that new one. Transport over here for some rest. I promise to hide the turkee sammiches and the burd picture that Mario's dad painted.

The Creative Cat said...

That's a pretty big list for a little guy!

Pat Hatt said...

haha a fine set of promises indeed. Although you might want to avoid getting stuck behind the washing machine when the fgs isn't there.

Mickey's Musings said...

Those are pawsome New Year's resolutions! Bet you will have fun fulfilling all of them too. WE suspect you already have done most(all?) of them! MOL!!
You are quite a cat Mac ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Brian's Home Blog said...

I think you can do it, all of them!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

OMC those are LOTS of promises to keep and it appears you are doing a great job at it!

Marg said...

Mac,you are too cute. Good thing you and Pumpkin are not going to get together. You all have a great rest of the week.

Kitties Blue said...

How my, oh me, you really have your work cut out for you if you plan to accomplish all of that. If you need any help, let us know, and we'll send Sawyer over to help you. Please keep us posted on your progress. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

The Whiskeratti said...

That sure is a fine list you've made. But won't all that cut into your nap time??

BeadedTail said...

We had to take a double look because it sure sounds like you got a puppy! MOL!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

I think you and Frodo share the same list of promises! Though Frodo has one more: i promise to roll in the litter box with great abandon until i have a small piece of poo stuck to my skull and then visit you in bed at 3AM and nuzzle you with my poo-ridden face!

Annie Bear said...

Mack, it sounds like you never rest! You make Pierrot, when he first came to live here around 2 or 3 years old, sound tame. Tuna, I, Annie, have much empathy for you. Much. Hang in there. Mackerull will mature...eventually. The lady feels for the FSG!

pilch92 said...

That is a lot of resolutions. You are not going to have time for fun, maybe just try one of these :) XO

The Swiss Cats said...

MOL, those are the best New Year's resolutions ever ! Purrs

Pam and Teddy said...

Little Mack it sounds to me like you are ready for a new year full of adventure. One of the very coolest things about being a kitten is everyone goes "awwwwww" when you do a crazy thing but when you're all grown up it's more like "ohhh NOOOOO KNOT AGAIN!!!" You just keep on being YOU and a mighty long and fun-filled life you shall have my little friend!

Hugs, Ted-o-Nator

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I remember the first time Bleubeard got stuck behind the stove. He cried and cried, so I let him out. Thankfully, I have a storage drawer at the bottom of my stove that pulls out. The second time, I left him there, wailing and begging for my attention. He had gotten so large from the first time he went behind the stove, that he could no longer back out. The second time I pulled out the drawer and let him out, he never tried it again.

Neither Bleubeard nor Squiggles has ever dumped their food bowls, but Squiggles used to dump things he found on the floor into the communal dish. When I tried to give each of them their own water dish, they both refused to use the new one. Squiggles no longer dumps toys in the water dish, except when I gave him a catnip mouse at Christmas, he proceeded to drown it in the water bowl. For some reason, he is a tea totaler cat and doesn't like catnip at all. Bleubeard on the other hand . . . .

Good luck FSG. I wish you all the luck in the world. Sounds like you have taken on a challenge and a young rebel.

BTW, all those fancy toys the boys have, Squiggles found a rubber band the other day and played with it for hours. Seems he prefers toys that cost me nothing.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Forgot to mention, you should click on the free kibble link on my right sidebar every time you visit my blog. It feeds both cats and dogs free kibble and donates scoops of cat litter to shelters. Whether you answer the questions correctly or not, the cats and dogs benefit by receiving 10 pieces of kibble a day.

CJ Kennedy said...

Ah, Mac, you will be a very busy boy this year. You forgot to add, you will knock glasses of liquid off tables, especially if filled with soda so you can watch the bubbles. That was Ink's favorite think to do.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

That's a big list for such a little kitty...but I'm sure you'll manage them all *puts paws together an purrays* Thank you for being so supportive all the time. We appreciate it very much. Pawkisses for a Peaceful Day to all of you🐾😽💞

Kea said...

Those must be the best new year's resolutions ever made, and probably the only ones that ever will be kept.

Ed. note: OMC, I thought Nicki was a mischievous brat when young (and even now sometimes), but Mac tops him! LOL!

Tamago said...

LOL LOL Mackerull, those are pawsome new year's resolutions and I bet you'll do a great job keeping them! I think FSG loves you laying against the door when she tries to open it and the chalk board-like sound you make with the walls :-) I hope we get to see lots of your artworks with toilet paper!

Just Mags said...

Oh, my goodness! Are you sure there will be enough time to keep all those promises? It will be very interesting for sure around Trout Towne as you are fulfilling all your promises. Hugs and nose kisses PoohGirl, Chancy and Mumsy

Deziz World said...

Oh Mack sounds like you're gonna be a really busy tommyboy this year. Good luck with your resolutions. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Dma said...

man, i hope you are able to keep each and everyone of those promises. that would be a great year for you.

messymimi said...

Wow, that's a lot for one kitten and one year!

Ivan from WMD said...

Mackerull! Have you been taking lessons from Ivan or what?? He's a VERY bad influence, you know!

~Elliott & Izzy.

Just Ducky said...

I don't do resolutions. Not worth it.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Whaaa? There's a new tabbie in da house? Congrats and best fishes for an adventurous year xoxo

John Bellen said...

Wow, that's a lot to get done, even in a year, Mackerull - but I'm sure you can do it!

Zoolatry said...

Purrsonally speaking, I hope those resolutions are NOT like campaign promises where you will feel some strange need to keep them. Most do NOT you know. We will forgive and understand if you do NOT keep them. Your world and ours will be better off if you do NOT keep these resolutions, er, promises,er ... you do NOT have to bow down to some base, i.e., wherever it may be (like the bottom of the litter box we think is where the base resides) ... sigh. Shutdown. Time to shutdown.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Wow, it sounds like you have a VERY busy year ahead of you. I don't know, seems like a lot to me. Do you really think you're up for the challenge of all that stuff?

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Oh, Mackerull ... you must be Bear's long lost brother - or you went to the same cat school! Bear used to do all those things too!

Gigi said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! A kitten after my own heart! I think these are the best rezt ta two shuns I have ever heard of! XOXO

Sandra Cox said...

Weekend waves to the tabbies and FSG.
Hope the weekend is everything wished for.

meowmeowmans said...

Mac, that's quite the list of stuff you have planned for 2019! Best rezt ta two shuns EVER! :)

Saku said...

Those are some great rest ta tu shunz! Though you might want to go a little eazy on your big brofur Tuna. Someday he might just get you back.

Happy 2019 to the kitties of Trout Towne and your food gurl too!

Noodle Cat said...

Have a wonderful Sunday!

Noodle and crew

Meep said...

Keep up the good work (MOL)! Love you, Meep and Bibi

Valentine said...

Tee hee hee! You were very thorough in listing your "REZT TA TWO SHUNZ" for the year. Two paws up for that! I like to eat plastics [plastic bags] and spill the kibble bowl, too! I'm so glad you're bloggie continues, 'cause it is so-o fun and brings lots of smiles. Hugs and kisses.

Ruby's Rescued Life said...

Those are some very good goals. Here's a little something from your Auntie Da Boss Cat Rosie ...promise to stick your paws in every single glass of water that the food service girl is drinking and than give it a little push and pull and knock that sucker to the ground. You are welcome

Fr. Tom Fish said...

Hol-ee Mackerull!! That's a lot of restitutions! - Tom x

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

OMD....Dat's a lot of promises there, buddy! I don't know if eatin' da plastic bags would be such a good idea though. Try Do-Nuts instead! :)

And thanks fur stoppin' by Mom's webpage. :)

Feline Opines, the World from a Feline Point of View said...

The BEST resolutions EVER! Especially the plastic chewing, stove sitting, toilet paper shredding and cord chewing! One little hint, I purrticularily like to chew on those thingies The Female Human calls "ear buds". The look on her face when she plugs them in and realizes they are in pieces.....priceless!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Pipo was wondering when you are going to take a nap or two...and he nibbles those bags, too:)

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Wow, that is some list resolutions, sure looks like it will take you all year to get through them or is this a weekly schedule ;)
Best of luck
Purrs
ERin

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Meow mewo Mackerull yore a fun lovin little man cat!! Bet yore LadyMew has her paws full with you...mew mew mew…
My LadyMew sayss you ree-mind her of mee 'angel' Unkell Siddhartha when hee was a young kitt….
***purrsss*** BellaDharma

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Those are quite a lot of promises! Do you think you can keep them all?