whitefish wavez everee
N welcome
toona tee vee
will be bak next week
will be bak next week
N in de meen
time
eye mackerull
iz spozed ta make
iz spozed ta make
new
yeerz rest ta two shunz
tho eye dunno why
eye promize ta fite
de big katoona
everree chance eye get
eye promize ta bother him
when himz uzin de box
tryin ta sleep
eatin food
eye promise eye will
chew
mor cordz inta two peezes
eye promise
ta rest
eye promize to knock
whatz up..down
N
get into whatz opened
like drawerz
de dryer
N closestz N stuff
eye promize take stuffz
outta de sink
N hide it
in de houz
eye promizee ta knock
me waterz dish
over
step in me wet food
N trax it all over de houz
N trax it all over de houz
eye promize ta toss litter
and de waste
outta de box
eye promize ta bee
a good art stew dent
with de toy let
paperz
eye promize ta pre vent
de FSG
frum gettin in de houz
by layin
gainst de door
eye promize ta get stuck
bee hind de washin masheen
eye promize ta eat plastic bagz
when eye see em
eye
promize ta jump on de desk
N knock de fone
outta de holder
when a callz
comin in
eye promize ta scratch
de wallz coz it soundz
total lee like chalk
board
eye promize ta ambush
de big katoona & de food
gurl
when they iz comin
round de korner
eye promize ta fite
de kitshun rug
chew on towelz
drink showerz water
play in soap sudz
N see what de yeer
holdz in store
signed thiz 16 day
oh jan ewe warry
in de yeer 20 and 19
mbjbf






52 comments:
That's my boy, Mac! All kitten, no kidding!
Kids will be kids:)
This sounds amazingly like Frank and Belle.
MOL MOL MOL Mac...well around these parts if we make a promise....it is supposed to be kept. GLAD....double GLAD to see you feel the same way.
Love the "eye promize to knock
whatz up..down" and of course you turn over the food...FSG could be hiding a salmon steak under that bowl and under the water bowl there could be a fish. WTG good buddy
Hugs to you 3
Cecilia
wow that's a lot of promises. Hope you keep them all.:)
That is the first list of resolutions I have seen that stand a good chance of being kept!
Somehow I don't think Tuna and the FSG appreciate the time you put into making your list.
Oh Tuna, ya got yer paws full with that new one. Transport over here for some rest. I promise to hide the turkee sammiches and the burd picture that Mario's dad painted.
That's a pretty big list for a little guy!
haha a fine set of promises indeed. Although you might want to avoid getting stuck behind the washing machine when the fgs isn't there.
Those are pawsome New Year's resolutions! Bet you will have fun fulfilling all of them too. WE suspect you already have done most(all?) of them! MOL!!
You are quite a cat Mac ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
I think you can do it, all of them!
OMC those are LOTS of promises to keep and it appears you are doing a great job at it!
Mac,you are too cute. Good thing you and Pumpkin are not going to get together. You all have a great rest of the week.
How my, oh me, you really have your work cut out for you if you plan to accomplish all of that. If you need any help, let us know, and we'll send Sawyer over to help you. Please keep us posted on your progress. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
That sure is a fine list you've made. But won't all that cut into your nap time??
We had to take a double look because it sure sounds like you got a puppy! MOL!
I think you and Frodo share the same list of promises! Though Frodo has one more: i promise to roll in the litter box with great abandon until i have a small piece of poo stuck to my skull and then visit you in bed at 3AM and nuzzle you with my poo-ridden face!
Mack, it sounds like you never rest! You make Pierrot, when he first came to live here around 2 or 3 years old, sound tame. Tuna, I, Annie, have much empathy for you. Much. Hang in there. Mackerull will mature...eventually. The lady feels for the FSG!
That is a lot of resolutions. You are not going to have time for fun, maybe just try one of these :) XO
MOL, those are the best New Year's resolutions ever ! Purrs
Little Mack it sounds to me like you are ready for a new year full of adventure. One of the very coolest things about being a kitten is everyone goes "awwwwww" when you do a crazy thing but when you're all grown up it's more like "ohhh NOOOOO KNOT AGAIN!!!" You just keep on being YOU and a mighty long and fun-filled life you shall have my little friend!
Hugs, Ted-o-Nator
I remember the first time Bleubeard got stuck behind the stove. He cried and cried, so I let him out. Thankfully, I have a storage drawer at the bottom of my stove that pulls out. The second time, I left him there, wailing and begging for my attention. He had gotten so large from the first time he went behind the stove, that he could no longer back out. The second time I pulled out the drawer and let him out, he never tried it again.
Neither Bleubeard nor Squiggles has ever dumped their food bowls, but Squiggles used to dump things he found on the floor into the communal dish. When I tried to give each of them their own water dish, they both refused to use the new one. Squiggles no longer dumps toys in the water dish, except when I gave him a catnip mouse at Christmas, he proceeded to drown it in the water bowl. For some reason, he is a tea totaler cat and doesn't like catnip at all. Bleubeard on the other hand . . . .
Good luck FSG. I wish you all the luck in the world. Sounds like you have taken on a challenge and a young rebel.
BTW, all those fancy toys the boys have, Squiggles found a rubber band the other day and played with it for hours. Seems he prefers toys that cost me nothing.
Forgot to mention, you should click on the free kibble link on my right sidebar every time you visit my blog. It feeds both cats and dogs free kibble and donates scoops of cat litter to shelters. Whether you answer the questions correctly or not, the cats and dogs benefit by receiving 10 pieces of kibble a day.
Ah, Mac, you will be a very busy boy this year. You forgot to add, you will knock glasses of liquid off tables, especially if filled with soda so you can watch the bubbles. That was Ink's favorite think to do.
That's a big list for such a little kitty...but I'm sure you'll manage them all *puts paws together an purrays* Thank you for being so supportive all the time. We appreciate it very much. Pawkisses for a Peaceful Day to all of you🐾😽💞
Those must be the best new year's resolutions ever made, and probably the only ones that ever will be kept.
Ed. note: OMC, I thought Nicki was a mischievous brat when young (and even now sometimes), but Mac tops him! LOL!
LOL LOL Mackerull, those are pawsome new year's resolutions and I bet you'll do a great job keeping them! I think FSG loves you laying against the door when she tries to open it and the chalk board-like sound you make with the walls :-) I hope we get to see lots of your artworks with toilet paper!
Oh, my goodness! Are you sure there will be enough time to keep all those promises? It will be very interesting for sure around Trout Towne as you are fulfilling all your promises. Hugs and nose kisses PoohGirl, Chancy and Mumsy
Oh Mack sounds like you're gonna be a really busy tommyboy this year. Good luck with your resolutions. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
man, i hope you are able to keep each and everyone of those promises. that would be a great year for you.
Wow, that's a lot for one kitten and one year!
Mackerull! Have you been taking lessons from Ivan or what?? He's a VERY bad influence, you know!
~Elliott & Izzy.
I don't do resolutions. Not worth it.
Whaaa? There's a new tabbie in da house? Congrats and best fishes for an adventurous year xoxo
Wow, that's a lot to get done, even in a year, Mackerull - but I'm sure you can do it!
Purrsonally speaking, I hope those resolutions are NOT like campaign promises where you will feel some strange need to keep them. Most do NOT you know. We will forgive and understand if you do NOT keep them. Your world and ours will be better off if you do NOT keep these resolutions, er, promises,er ... you do NOT have to bow down to some base, i.e., wherever it may be (like the bottom of the litter box we think is where the base resides) ... sigh. Shutdown. Time to shutdown.
Wow, it sounds like you have a VERY busy year ahead of you. I don't know, seems like a lot to me. Do you really think you're up for the challenge of all that stuff?
Oh, Mackerull ... you must be Bear's long lost brother - or you went to the same cat school! Bear used to do all those things too!
Ha ha ha ha ha! A kitten after my own heart! I think these are the best rezt ta two shuns I have ever heard of! XOXO
Weekend waves to the tabbies and FSG.
Hope the weekend is everything wished for.
Mac, that's quite the list of stuff you have planned for 2019! Best rezt ta two shuns EVER! :)
Those are some great rest ta tu shunz! Though you might want to go a little eazy on your big brofur Tuna. Someday he might just get you back.
Happy 2019 to the kitties of Trout Towne and your food gurl too!
Have a wonderful Sunday!
Noodle and crew
Keep up the good work (MOL)! Love you, Meep and Bibi
Tee hee hee! You were very thorough in listing your "REZT TA TWO SHUNZ" for the year. Two paws up for that! I like to eat plastics [plastic bags] and spill the kibble bowl, too! I'm so glad you're bloggie continues, 'cause it is so-o fun and brings lots of smiles. Hugs and kisses.
Those are some very good goals. Here's a little something from your Auntie Da Boss Cat Rosie ...promise to stick your paws in every single glass of water that the food service girl is drinking and than give it a little push and pull and knock that sucker to the ground. You are welcome
Hol-ee Mackerull!! That's a lot of restitutions! - Tom x
OMD....Dat's a lot of promises there, buddy! I don't know if eatin' da plastic bags would be such a good idea though. Try Do-Nuts instead! :)
And thanks fur stoppin' by Mom's webpage. :)
The BEST resolutions EVER! Especially the plastic chewing, stove sitting, toilet paper shredding and cord chewing! One little hint, I purrticularily like to chew on those thingies The Female Human calls "ear buds". The look on her face when she plugs them in and realizes they are in pieces.....priceless!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Pipo was wondering when you are going to take a nap or two...and he nibbles those bags, too:)
Wow, that is some list resolutions, sure looks like it will take you all year to get through them or is this a weekly schedule ;)
Best of luck
Purrs
ERin
Meow mewo Mackerull yore a fun lovin little man cat!! Bet yore LadyMew has her paws full with you...mew mew mew…
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***purrsss*** BellaDharma
Those are quite a lot of promises! Do you think you can keep them all?
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