whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta eppa sode 12
oh toona tee vee starrin
KNOT DAI$Y
N me
toona
toona
two nite we iz buzzed happee
ta haz phil de thurd on set
N we hope ta cod
himz mor talk a tive
himz mor talk a tive
than hiz parentz
N ther parentz bee for them
sinz we haz had ZIP
on conversayshunz
frum theeze roe dentz
in yeerz past
pleez haza seet phil & tell uz
a wee bit a bout yur self
phil de thurd:
toona: all ritie then
sew, we hurd yur dad
SAW hiz shadow
SAW hiz shadow
N yur gram paw did KNOT
N yur uncle
on yur momz dadz side
waz on vacationz
N waz wearin shadez
sew it waza wash
sew it waza wash
phil de thurd:
toona: ewe ground hogz
R just jackin uz ALL
a round.... aren't cha
😠
😠
dai$y: maybe we can get a question
for phil
from an audience member
toona: questshunz for phil
any one
toona: questshunz for phil
any one
audience member:
iz that ewe gram paw ?
phil de thurd:
dai$y: well at least we got
conversation from
the possible relative
may be we should
cut to commercial
toona: soundz like a plan
******************
******************
CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW
SINZ 1981
toona: we R bak
N what happened ta de ground hogz
dai$y: they said something
about chucking wood
about chucking wood
and ran outta here
toona: whoa ~~~
eye haz chucked food
& hairballz
but never
"wood"
"wood"
thatz gotta hurt
well join uz next week
when we time travelz
bak ta de 1940's
when we time travelz
bak ta de 1940's
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live lumber
53 comments:
That goofy groundhog, we don't want any more winter!
He needs to go back to pestering Bill Murray and let spring show.
Nice to meet you Phil,even though you bring a longer winter.
Have a great Wednesday...
Noodle and crew
Yeah - bring on spring!
The groundhog here(no doubt some relation) did not see his shadow.
We saw on the internets some other relative(?) wearing a sign that said "I am a rodent, not a meteorologist"
Can you imaging the nerve?
The way our Winter is going(snowstorms,rainstorms) we think the groundhog is drinking!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
We don't want any more winter either but don't think we get to choose no matter what the ground hog says. Have a great day.
MOL - I just wanna know why dat wimpy rodent are scared of his shadow.
We have 10 inches of snow coming on Friday and I'm pretty sure it's Phil de Thurd's fault!
We don't have no ground hogs here. Had to call in a mountain beaver named Rufus.
It's good we saw this--we slept through Phil on Friday!
No more winter, Phil. We are done.
(I'll officially be back Friday, FSG:)
Phil should be fired.
Phil's often wrong, but this year he may actually be right. Too bad he hasn't much to say.
Poor Dai$y seems to be the straight cat today and Tuna serving up all the jokes. However, both Bleubeard and Squiggles agree that they have both chucked food and hairballs, but never wood.
So what would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Perhaps you can find a wood chuck and invite him or her on your TV show, then pose that question.
Sorry we are late visiting, but we are really still not in sync with seeing your Cat TV on Wednesday. Good thing we set the VCR so we didn't miss an episode. Enjoy your weekend, too, dear Tabbies.
Another fun episode...though Phil the Thurd wasn't exactly forthcoming with scintillating dialogue. :-P
We'd like to blame him (and his ancestors) for the long winter, but some of us live in Canada and are going to get 6+ more weeks of winter no matter what he predicts. :-)
Maybe next time you will have better luck interviewing an eagle for the Fourth of July.
In our parts we had woodchucks seeing shadows and not seeing shadows. Maybe this is a result of global warming when everything is not as it used to be and we are entering the Great Unknown. We have this week had sun, cloud, rain, snow, sleet, ice, and then there will be melting. Maybe Phil could tell us if this is springter or winterpring.
Purrs, Meep P.S. In any even it is making my meowmie act like she ate the cranky Azz Cat Chow.
Hmmmmm Them groundhogs don't seem to be very helpful. Are we still havin' winter or not? MOL We gotta tell ya', it's cold here, but we didn't see any groundhogs on any day. Ya'll stay warm and toasty. big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Obviously, humans are insane, to hoist a poor groundhog/woodchuck/marmot outta his place o' residence, to make the poor critter predict the weather? Seriously, dudes...
Hahaha another zip on conversation. Those groundhogs are really reticent! It was fun though and I enjoyed the commercial, too :-)
His cousin up here in Nova Scotia, Sam, saw no shadow at all. All I know is.. HE HAD BETTER BE RIGHT. MOUSES!
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
MOLMOL OMCs our Ground hog/woodchuck is royalty
He is named Sir Walter Raleigh...who what the English dude our city was named after
Hugs madi your bfff
Phil de Thurd was a royal pain in the a** to interview! Did everyone hear the sound of crickets?! That is one tight lipped dude! ;p
the critters in the cottage xo
I guess Phil de Thurd is the quiet type too. Rude!
Toona, you're not kidding. Chucking wood sounds very uncomfortable.
By the way, that's our favorite commercial!
Long live lumber! MOL!
Those groundhogs are not good at interviews. I can't wait to time travel to the 1940's,I love that time period. Have a great weekend! XO
Those groundhogs certainly are tight-lipped. Makes for a rather one-sided conversation. Maybe the thought of all the wood they had to chuck had them distracted. Better luck next week. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Phil de Thurd sounds like a piece of Wood! We don't have gophers, woodchucks or Groundhogs here in Burnaby...but we DO have muskrats, rats and raccoons.SO, I, Marvelous went out to see if I could see my shadow!
I did not! I declare my winter is over!!!
Purrs
Marv
Skeered of his shadow... bol, bol.... let us at him, we'll give him sumthin' to be skeered of!
You kitties have some interesting interviews! lol Hope you have a great weekend. The bad human took me to the vet and my lovely neck is all shaved again! :( Purrs Skipper
Oh, AS IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. Ouch! Yep, we think jacking around is exactly what they're doing. Plus, profit! Somechuck is making money off this. You can be certain of that!
That would've been an even more riveting interview if that woodchuck didn't go chuck wood. The bass turd.
You should have given Phil a hot foot. I bet you would have heard him. Or axed about the time NYC's mayor diblasio dropped his cuz staten island chuck who died days later.
How much wood did Phil chuck when he went out to chuck wood? Now *I* can (up) chuck hair and fuds and stuffs, but never gnawed on enuff wood to chuck it.
Dai$y, you are my best furriend. I will be there waving my passport and I hope you have my ticket. Wait. Are we going on your Jet? If so...no worries. And heck with mom.
Never trust those rodents who purport to tell the future yet never say a word!!
Seems like that Phil the Thurd has as much to say as his parents and grandparents.
Wow! You are going to be time travellers?
Phil the Turd is just that. He has lots of info but won't share. I say skin him and be warm. If, he is upchucking wood let's get him to build a house. That'd be fun.
Time Travel next week. Put me down for a seat amid the 40's.
Shoko and Kali
I don't think you'll ever get a ground hog to say anything. They are too timid. They're afraid of their own shadows, for Pete's sake.
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Thanks for the visit and concern. The vet finally called and I am healthy!! Now i can't eat only treats, I have been busted! Purrs Skipper lol
Gotta agree. Chukin wood would be most painful.
Hope all have a wondrous weekend, that FSG and critters have feet and paws up and enjoying themselves.
Living in Florida, we don't get too concerned whether Phil see's his shadow or not, since 6 more weeks of winter is just about the same as any ole day for us! Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang!
Tabbies, we have a suggestion. Maybe we can set up an umbrella over Phil's hole. That way, he'll never see his stupid shadow. Problem solved! MOL!
Um...maybe that varmint sent us 13 inches of snow for revenge?? Hisses!
Maybe we need to stop getting that rodent out of his den...period!
Tabbies, I was wondering if we have a normal Spring in our Country, as we don't have grounddogs around? Pawkisses for a warm week ahead :) <3
Even if Phil isn't very verbose, he's awfully cute. Just hide the tulip bulbs when he's around;)
Come on you two you can take him!!! The time for patience is over! This has been a crappy winter-- go choke spring out of that nasty groundhog!!
Please join Sasha for his 5th Birthday party. Bring your friends for a lively evening.
Dudes, that was an excellent show, shame about the wood chucking hogs though. I thinks the speaking clock would make a good guests, at least you should get the right time out of MOL
Toodle pips
ERin
Enjoyed the show. Too bad you couldn't get that old rodent to talk. You could never get me to shut up, hehe - Tom
Can't wait till next week's episode.
I love you guys, and have now bookmarked you! HUGS.
Happy Valentine's Day to all the tabbies and the FSG from
Franky, Captain Stubby, Faux Paw, Belle, and the FSG at the Cox Household, oh yeah, and the damn dog.
That weasely little rodent is getting on my last nerve. Sun came out, snow began to melt from the front garden. I started dreaming of a stroll through the garden and KABOOM, the staff are outside pushing huge piles of that white stuff around! At least it gives us something to watch out the window. Snow begone!
Frozen Whiskers & Head Bonks,
Alberto and The Tribe of Five
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