whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta
eppa sode two
oh de long runnin
oh de long runnin
tee vee show
toona tee vee
starrin KNOT DAI$Y
N mee...toona
two day we haza unspeshull guest
that bass terd
frum
de codd mother seereez
de loan
who contacted R sponsor
CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW
N asked
if him could
stop bye R show N say
he waz sorree
at furst we waz like
hell
noe
but CRANKEE AZZ
ree minded uz it
mite be
good for rate inz
sew without further ado
pleez due knot welcome
DE LOAN
if him could
stop bye R show N say
he waz sorree
at furst we waz like
hell
noe
but CRANKEE AZZ
ree minded uz it
mite be
good for rate inz
sew without further ado
pleez due knot welcome
DE LOAN
dai$y: he's not here yet
toona: wear iz de bass terd
we R live heer
well while we wait
how bout a mel o dee
frum de band
♫♪♫♪
dai$y: they didnt bring
instruments today
and oh look
here's the loan now
toona: sew ya bass terd
pleez haza seet
we iz waitin ta heer
ya say
how sorree ewe R
for ternin on uz
loan: hey there codd mother
capo tuna !!
I'm not here to say
sorry for rattin ya out
I just want some "air time"
but I am sorry
I'm late for the show
toona: ewe bass terd
eye shall kill ewe
dai$y: where did you get
that knife
toona: de kitshun drawerz
dai$y: it's plastic
he cant possibly be dead
I don't see internal organs
hanging out
or blood even
toona: loan
R ewe dead ewe bass terd
loan:
toona: all ritie then
pleez join uz next week
when we pree sent
a speshull mewsical guest
heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end
peace out
N rock on
long live cutluree
50 comments:
OMC Ya'll are just too funny. MOL We luvved it. Can't wait fur next week. Big hugs
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
lol they do say there is lots of plastic in the ocean, now you are giving it to them on land too. Deserved it.
MOL MOL - loan shark deserved it!
Tuna, you knifed your enemy while on the air live! Whoa!
Another spine chilling episode, murder and mayhem. More. More.
I think that loan shark is lying!
We didn't realize Loans could speak while dead . . . is it possible he could be faking his death?!!
the critters in the cottage xo
I guess he sleeps with the fish :)You are such funny kitties. XO
LOL! "Yes I am." I laughed out loud.
Tuna, let this be a lesson to all your enemies! You are bad to the bone!
Now the Loan can swim with the fishes! Oh, wait, he did before, too.
I hope the loan shark isn't going to sing next week MOL!
... 'cause everyone knows when a dead loan says he's dead, he really is. MOL! We loved this!!
Tuna, you got better ratings than your CRANKEE AZZ sponsor and Loan Shark. It serves Loan right for trying to come on your show simply for air time. Way to go.
Bleubeard, Squiggles, and I look forward to the next installation of your creative TV show.
I thought it was too good to be true when you said Da Loan was coming on air to apologise. Well, you showed him with the knife down the throat. I don't think you have heard the last from him though, seeing as he could still talk when he was dead.
PSST: I think the loan shark is just faking his death - waiting for the perfect moment to make a surprise come back.
XOXO, DA BOSS
Tuna-I hope you got the loan "really really dead" like the munchkins say in the Wiz. The nerve of just wanting air time but what do you expect from scummy turn coats? Have a great weekend-Purrs, Meep
Ohh that loan shark really had it coming, didn't he ?
You kitties are so funny!!! Looking forward to next week. Have a great weekend. No outside for me it's too cold. Purrs Skipper
What the band folks were gonna do without instrument lol. Lovely to see De Loan. He was one of our favorite characters even though he was such a bass terd! And my goodness, you deaded him...on live TV! Great show bravo! :-)
We don't trust that loan shark -- we think might be faking his death!
MOL MOL MOL now that is how to filet a shark! This cracked us up!
Your food service girl needs to write a book
Hugs madi and mom
We aren't sure that the loan shark is really dead either. How come he can still talk and say that he is dead???? Nice try Tuna.
MOL...The loan shark must be dead...he said he was! I think he could be lying. A kitty can't be too careful these days.
Shoko and Kali
Dear tabbies, Bleu and Squiggles here. We haza grill. PLZE bring warmth and sunshine, along with yer fresh catch. Just no loan shark, plze.
Did you eat him yet? That would prove he's really all dead.
Whoa! You stabbed him right on live tee vee. How often does that happen. Your ratings are going through the roof and maybe the sky too.
This could be a trick...how did he answer you if he was deaded?
The Florida Furkids
Well...hes gotta be dead if he SAID he was..
But then, he could be lying...
And a dead talking shark on Tee Vee...Dai$y you have a winnner!!!
Purrs
Marv
MOL guys, we're crying with laughter, the P.A. looks like a panda now too! Is he still deaded or did he have a resurrection? and then mew have to slay him again --- oooohhhhh sharks fin soup with kraken on the side could be kinda nice fur the weekend! MOL
Wishing mew a fab weekend
Big hugs
Basil & Co xox
MOL - Mom am laughing all over da room! You should feed da shark to the jelly fish kraken... I think he will eat him...
Haz a furry nice weekend! -Katie the Mom
We am celebrating the caughting of my mama and half siblings and Orange Cat. My half siblings gotted fixed and Orange Cat too. Orange needs a home - please purr fur him. We needs purrz today too cause Mom needs to pay bills and we gotted a bill yesfurday fur kittie surgeries! Everyone came thru goods though thats the goods part -Chiquita who glad to be in the indoor world.
Never trust a loan shark ...
The only way to know for sure if he's dead is to give him a little taste. How do sharks taste, anyhow?
I'd be wary. Sharks often play dead - and say it even more often.
Thank Cod he said he was dead! MOL!
Hmmm, a plastic knife, huh? That aside, thanks for another hilarious episode! Happy weekend, y'all.
Bwahaha! You sure did show Loan a thing or two. Wait, he can still talk? Are you sure he's um, deaded?
That De Loan better be dead, 'cuz we thinks you'd have no problems taking him out again.
Great show - we'll be back for episode three...even if we have to have the mom bean PVR it. :p
I don't know,,,
it all sounds a little fishy to me!
Have a wonderful weekend...
Noodle and crew
I don’t think he’s dead. He is a dirty liar shark and how can he speak if he’s deaded. Be very very careful and grab more cutlery when you go to dispose of him.
Luvz, Patzy
i wouldn't trust a shark with a plastic knife, dead or alive.
thanks for stopping by the boyz blog.
Watch out for that Loan dood...I don't think he's dead either. Them be sneaky finnish kind of water burrds. Better stomp on hims tail next time. Take him outta commish-shun for good.
This is our new favorite show! But watch your backs... we don't trust that basterd.
Even though you deaded him, he was still talkin' so WATCH OUT....maybe they have nine lives like us. That would not be good. No sireeeeee.
Hugs, Teddy
Mol I know I’m late for da show guys, But da loan is later! Mol Oh well as they saw, it’s a cat eat shark world! Nice improv with da cutlery he is well and truly forked ..... er.....knifed!
Toodle pip and purrs
Erin
Oh my fucking god. The Loan Shark pun... XD
It's very hard to kill someone with plastic cutlery. Even
bass terds. Bass terds especially. - Tom
I'm late for the show here Dai$y...I was t truly out shopping. YOU among all kitties know how impawtent that is. I'll show you what I got when you come over.
For some reason, my mom almost spit out her coffee helping me read when she got to the shocking, fur raising photo of the shark and the (of course) vishus attack. Took care of HIM! XoXo Katie Isabellaroni
i have tears in my eyes--from laughter and when I thought the poor guy was dead (but I think he might be faking!!)
Well done Tuna! Cant have sneaky Loan swimming about telling tales
Good Riddance
And
Thanks so much for the support when Mr Buttons had to go over the Bridge. It was very sudden and he was a big part of our family. We miss him terribly as do so many as he was our official greeter. He never met a stranger only new friends.
Purrs dear friends
Timmy, Dad Pete and Family
The nerve of that De Loan to think he could come on your show just for "air time!" No respect. If you ask me, he deserved what he got from Tuna! That'll teach him. Hugs! -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews
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