Wednesday, January 17, 2018

TOONA TEE VEE EPPA SODA ONE ~~~ TAKE 2.8.10thz

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin  
KNOT DAI$Y
N me toona   

we iz buzzed happee 
ta bee werkin with 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW


sew that we can bring 
love laughter N


dai$y: cut the crap 
and get on with the show


toona: can ewe say kizz me  ~~~

😠


dai$y: 
 can you say 
welcome cheese that stands alone 
♫♫♪
 we are pleased 
to have you here today

for the airing 
of the first episode of 
OUR show 


toona: we will talk bout "R show" later

moovin a long

indeed welcome cheez 
we iz buzzed happee 
ta haz a celebritee 
such as ewe 
for R veree first guest

can ya tell uz a bit 
a bout yur self


cheez: indeed I can 
my name is lim burger 
and I am very proud 
to be a part of the classic hit 
farmer in the dell 

 I am rather shy, I like to keep to myself 
and I do stand alone



toona: dood noe oh fence buddy 
comin frum me fish breath mouth 

but did ya ever wunder 
mr lim burger 
that maybe ya stand alone 
coz ya ....

well frank lee dood
ya stink


dai$y: let's not get rude

so tell us mr lim burger
due you perchance know 
ham burger


lim burger: no, tho veggie burger 
is my cousin on dad's side 
of the family


dai$y: AWESOME !!


toona: and now a werd frum
R sponsor

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW






 toona: we R bak
.....
N wear in de hell
did lim burger go?


dai$y: during the commercial break
the band you hired
ate him


 toona: all ritie then

well, join uz next week
bee coz that bass terd 
 LOAN
frum de codd mother saga will
bee heer ta say heez 

sorree



heerz ta a happee 
healthee week oh end
 peace out N rock on 
long live appa titez

45 comments:

CJ Kennedy said...

I don't like cheese, stinky or otherwise. So at a wine and cheese party, I drink the wine, eat the crackers, and let the cheese stand alone.

Eastside Cats said...

STINK...stinky, smelly, odoriferous! No wonder the mouses ate it up!

Pat Hatt said...

Stink up the place sure curls up our face. The cheese can stand alone while buried in the litterbox.

The Whiskeratti said...

Yep, cheese can be very, very tricky.

Annie Bear said...

We gotta get us some CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW! That band sure looks unrepentant for eating lim burger.

p.s. We would like to leave our condolences for the loss of your friend Gleek. We enjoyed seeing all his pictures. He sure seemed like a great guy.

LP said...

You guys always make us laugh! Our Mama is grinning right now..."Mr Lim Burger do you perchance know Ham burger?" Sooo funny! :D Sorry the cheese was eaten by the band but at least he was enjoyed!;p

the critters in the cottage xo

pilch92 said...

The poor cheese, glad it was tasty though :) Hope you have a great weekend too! XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh that's too funny gang and we sure enjoyed tho show!!!

Ivan from WMD said...

We think the band did you all a favor. In fact, we're surprised you didn't interview him in the cat box!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Oh boy!! We can smell Mr. Lim Burger from all the way over in Canada!!

Deziz World said...

Ya' know, I's luvs cheese. I's not tried no lim burger tho'. I's gonna have to ask mommy 'bout it. We luvs your show. Big hugs

Luvs ya'

Raena and Dezi

meowmeowmans said...

That was great, Tabbies! We enjoyed that interview with Lim Berger, but our favorite part may have been the Crankee Azz Cat Chow commercial. It's a classic!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Limburger...does the country it came from stink too??
And how I MOL'd at the TV! Its more fun than the one here...

Crafting Queen said...

You kitties are so funny!! How could you get your guest eaten! lol Have a great week and purrs from Skipper. She is bird watching at the moment. lol

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL
Some cheeses are so stinky they need to stand alone way away from us. Especially that blue cheese stuff...I mean who wants to eat blue cheese?
Hugs madi your bfff

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh my your guest disappeared but it made the band happy, so I guess that was a good thing! Hope you all have a terrific week!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Definitely not our choice of cheese. I think it would empty the cafe!

Me said...

Cat tv at its finest! Stinkiness, mice and cheese!
Purrs, Meep

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

When did you start posting on Wednesday? I keep missing you, and that makes Bleubeard and Squiggles cranky.

That commercial that Grandpa Dude starred in doesn't say much for Crankee Azz Cat Chow.

I really enjoyed your interview with Mr. Lim Burger, and felt a bit bad that he left this world so abruptly. However, I'm not a fan, so the band probably did you two hosts a favor by eating him.

I look forward to your next show when it hits the airways. Bleubeard and Squiggles both give it two paws up in the ratings department.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was a great first episode to your show! You may have trouble getting guests though if the band ends up eating them.
Roll on episode 2!

Kitties Blue said...

Bet those band members really have some stinky breath! At least we viewers couldn't smell anything...unless of course, this was on smellivision! MOL! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

John Bellen said...

Don't feel too bad about the cheese being eaten. Like all food, it was his destiny, and he no doubt thought about that happy day all his short, stinky life.

Sandra Cox said...

Lim, Ham, and Veggie Burger....Ha!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Hey ... even cheeses have feelings!!! I thought Lim Burger was Gouda ;)

Tamago said...

You have a great first guest for your show! Wish I were there as live audience because I love the smell of stinky cheez :-) Too bad Mr. Lim Burger got eaten before we could know him better LOL.

The Swiss Cats said...

We knew cheese could be smelly and stinky, but we didn't know it could be tricky ! Purrs

Colehaus Cats said...

Whoa! We could practically smell Mr. Lim burger all the way over here! You go, band. No, really, go, 'cause now you stink, too! At least it wasn't Mr. Swiss cheese, who gets all high and mighty over all his holes in which we have to ask, "Where's the rest of the cheese?" Swiss cheese/half cheese. What's the point of only half the cheese?

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! or should I say Phew cos that Lim Berger smelled more than a bit off. Personally I'd like to ax Mr. Brie why he's always wearing that disgusting hard white coat. But that's a cheese of a different color.

BeadedTail said...

Mrs. Mouse is not going to enjoy Mr. Mouse's toots tonight!

Thanks for the giggles today. We needed them. :)

Noodle Cat said...

Cheese, cheese, cheese!
If you haven't guessed we love us some cheese.
Have a great weekend...

Noodle and crew

Anonymous said...

What a cheesy show! Lim burger was quite talkative for a cheeze head! Dai$y, if you need a comic, I'm your cat! One more before I go... \did you hear about the cheese that failed to win a medal at the Olympics?
It fell at the final curdle!
I got a million of them!
Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!
Purrs
Marv

Saku said...

Great episode efurryone. Though we don't think we'd like the stinky cheese!

Have a great week!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Ha, limburger is the new veggie burger that isn't. I recall tasting it years ago and never again.

Smudge said...

A truly hilarious episode. Gotta love that stinky-azz cheese!!!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Dudes, you guys have the BEST show n the network! Thank goodness those mice had bad sense of taste else they could have eaten some of the good cheese, and that definitely wouldn't do. MOL
Toodle pips and hysterical purrs
Erin

Sandra Cox said...

Classic hit: Farmer In The Dell. LOL.
Franky, Captain, Belle and Faux Paw thought it was pretty funny too;)
Have a pleasant evening, FSG.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Well, that was a tasty post, Tabbies...stinky, but tasty...MOL :D We know Mr Lim Burger, as we live in Lim Burg....when Granny is in the supermarket he lets her know that he's around from miles away...MOL... Can't wait for the next episode of toona-tee-vee :D Smelly Pawkisses for a delicious day :) <3

Fr. Tom Fish said...

That interview made me laugh out loud!! Mr. Limburger cheese..poor guy. Haha! - Can't wait for another episode.~ Tom

Katie Isabella said...

Dai$y, you are a fabulously well dressed interviewer and should be featured on the prime time evening news! I will get my kitties to call your kitties who in turn will call the Networks kitties, and you'll be on the 6 o'clock and 11 o'clock news! Then, my private jet will be ready on runway 3. We will head off to Paree. I have Cat Francs.

Mickey's Musings said...

That was a pretty good show.
Since the mice ate Mr Lim Burger, we would like to eat those mice ;) MOL!
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

Sandra Cox said...

Poor Mr. Lim Burger has a hygiene problem.
Hope the crew is behaving itself and cutting you a little slack, FSG.

Anonymous said...

Mew, mew...I think Mr. Lim Burger is the father I never knew. I heard my dad was a stinker. I look forward to the next episode. I guess I should mourn my dad...there done mourning!

Shoko

Valentine said...

P-ee-oo-wy, I think I caught a wiffy of that Mr. Lim Burger... err.. wait, on second thought it came from the D-O-G! Tee hee hee! I'm stoked that I got to watch your first TV episode!

Timmy Tomcat said...

No Lim Burger for us but maybe a Burger with good on Amer Can cheese. I think he is middle eatem and can I atem

Timmy Tomcat said...

We are missing Gleek too. He was a giant among cats and we will always remember him. He was cat royalty and will have a throne up over the Bridge we are sure
Timmy, Toby, Buddy, Rumpy, Angel Buttons, Miss Fitz, Einie