Wednesday, January 10, 2018

SEW LONG 2017 YA SUCKED BIG TIME

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta R furst post 
oh de new yeer



over de brake we taked 
frum fish non centz
we waz contacted bye R 
one N onlee sponsor ever 

CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW

N they asked 
if we wood bee inter rested 
in doin a week lee tee vee show 

sinz de codd mother 
waz a total 
epic fail


well we thinked a bout it 
for 749 hours, 12 dayz, 89 minitz
anda few secondz 
N asked 

sew whatz in it for uz   

crankee azz cat chow waz up front 
N said...nothin

but ewe mite be abe bull 
ta shed sum lite 
on sum topix 
catz 
wanna heer a bout 
N frank lee
 we had ta a gree 

coz when a catz inn formed 
de werld iz hiz oyster 
until he eatz it

for dinner



sew with out further a due
we iz pleezed ta well come 
ewe all ta



toona tee vee 
starrin


knot dai$y


N me.....tuna of moon



cue mewzic frum de band 
♫♪♫♪


N letz give 984 pawz up 
ta R audience 
who stood in line 
for two monthz 
ta get tickitz 
ta get in 
ta see thiz broad cast





dai$y: your band, and your audience 
are one in the same 
talk about low budget



tuna: we will knot bee talkin 
bout budgetz  
 any thing else ya wanna add



dai$y: yea, your tv is lame 


 tuna: ewe iz just eye rate 
coz yur knot de star 
oh thiz production


 
tuna: we hope ewe will 
toon in next week 
same time.... same channel 

for R furst REEL epa sode 
when we sit down 
with everee onez fav o rite characturr


frum de classic hit 
 de farmer in de dell



"de cheese who standz a lone"



heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on 

N sew long 2017 
ewe waz one 
bass terd azz yeer


we hate ewe...good rid antz~~~~

41 comments:

LP said...

Happy New Year to you and to your family from ours! XO

It sounds as though you are off to a great start in 2018. We can't wait to meet the de cheese who standz a lone!

the critters in the cottage xo

Eastside Cats said...

Say goodnight, Daisy!
(from the old-time TV show, Laugh-In!)

Pat Hatt said...

lmao cheap can sure strike the right chord. You work it great.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, luv it!

And 2017 - well, it wuz so bad it wuz for da BURDS!

The Daily Pip said...

I am looking forward to meeting da cheese who stanz a lone. Though da cheese might need some security as my canine sister can't help herself with cheese. She's been known to run off with big chunks of it in her mouth.

Wishing you a happy, healthy 2018

DA Boss Cat

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

You are too right, 2017 was a real bass terd! Your new production show sounds like it will be very good and I am looking forward to toona tee vee.

Katie Isabella said...

Happy NEW Year!!! And you are right as the fish of the sea...2017 was awful. This has gotta be better. Oh and Dai$y, not to worry, love. You're coming with me where the TV is ALL yours! I insist. That's after Paris though. Bring your money belt. XXooXX I have dates lined up for us.

pilch92 said...

How can you saw The Codmother was an epic fail? It was the best ever! I was hoping for a sequel. I agree with 2017, good riddance exactly. XO

Ivan from WMD said...

We can't wait! We're glad 2017 is gone too but fear 2018 might be just as bass turdy.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yepper, 2017 stunk big time but we're always hopeful for better.

CJ Kennedy said...

Hope this New Year is better. And I always wondered what became of the Cheese Who Stood Alone. Or is that the answer to Who Stole My Cheese? Can't wait for the answer

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yup, da Cheez!! Cheezits?? Hey if I eat some will I stand alone, too?? Didn't dem meeces gobble up da Cheez??
I do wanna see Cheez TV Channel. Oh wait, its Tuna Channel! Hey dat sounds good too:)

The Whiskeratti said...

Well, this will be exciting! And we are with you... 2017 wasn't a bad year for us, but we are definitely hoping 2018 will blow its socks off.

Kea said...

Happy New Year! We hope your 2018 will be fantastic, and we're looking forward to your new TV show!

Crafting Queen said...

Happy New Year to you all. I think you look so good on tv. Looking forward to seeing what you all get up to this year. Purrs Skipper

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Happy 2018! Oh my Daisy we can't wait to see more of that tee vee!

Deziz World said...

OMC Ya'll are so cute. And hey, we sure did 'purreciate ya'll sneakin' 'round da office to come visit us. We purray a healthy, happy and blest new year full of luv fur all of ya'. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Me said...

Cheese? Did you say cheese? Yum yum, can't wait for that episode.

And don't worry, Daisy. My guess is Tuna will be needing you for some guest appearances which I am sure you will pull office magnificently.

And you published on Wednesday! We almost fell over. Looks like the FSG has turned over a new leaf. Here's to a much better 2018 for all!

Purrs, Meep

John Bellen said...

Well, I agree that 2017 was a dud of a year. I have hopes that 2018 will be better. But I disagree that the Code Mother did poorly. I enjoyed it - though I may be biased, as I had a family member among the cast. And I look forward to the new tv season. I don’t watch television, so this will be a treat for me.

Annie Bear said...

Tuna, you're a TV star! You're cool! Daisy, you're so gorgeous even when you're mad. The band looks a little goofy but friendly. We look forward to the first episode!

My Mind's Eye said...

Dai$y should you have a great need for extra mula you can borrow some $ from your name. OMCs you band/audience are mighty fine and we are giggling big time. Count on us to return next week
Hugs madi and Mom

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

I think you got a great tv monitor there--color, high defination, realistic sound (probably). Looks like a good start to the entertainment year!

felinecafe

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

This is a great opportunity to reach an even wider audience. I agree that 2017 was a hard one for the tabbies and the Food Service Girl, too. I look forward to seeing what lies ahead for Dai$y and Tuna of Moon and your new adventure. So do Bleubeard and Squiggles!

Sandra Cox said...

This was a hoot, FSG. My cats definitely do not need any CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW:) but I'm glad they're willing to sponsor the show:)
Hope your cat chores are done and you've got your feet up.
Hugs,

Anonymous said...

Dai$y! I am in awe that you have a sponsor - CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW! Will you get CRANKEE AZZ CAT CHOW as pay? Will you be able to send samples?
I am so furry excited and cant wait for more episoded!
Purrs
Marv

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! This sounds like it's gonna be a hit. You can be sure I'll be watching. I love The Farmer and Adele. In fact Adele is my Gramma.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

We were starting to get worried. At the very least, know you all were missed. You guys always know how to crack us up and make us forget about people nonsense :)

The Florida Furkids said...

We agree...2017 was BAD. We're looking forward to the new series!!!

The Florida Furkids

Colehaus Cats said...

HaPpY NeW YeaR! And G-O-O-D-B-Y-E 2017 forever and ever. Oh Codd Mother, we didn't think you were an epic fail, but we have to admit, that TV shot is looking pretty good. You had us at oyster, but we went over the moon when you mentioned CHEEZE!

Anonymous said...

What a show. Tuna I thought you were awesome. Dai$y was a tad jealous but she should have asked for the oyster instead and maybe she'd get a pearl to buy many more oysters with. Yea!

2017 was a horrible year where we had to say goodbye to too many good friends. You two are right....2017 sucked big time. Hope this year is way better.

Shoko and Kali

Smudge said...

Yeah, 2017 kinda sucked ass alright. Ha ha ha, you have a "VHS" button! Ha ha ha ha ha...

Tamago said...

Oooh tuna TV! We are so excited for this new program. Band looks great and the production is no doubt fun-tastic! Looking forward to tuning in next week!
Happy new year to you all at Trout Towne!

Herman and Dori said...

Hey Toona Tabbies, I'm dragging my floofy tail into 2018, kickin n hissin. But I perked up to see your Tuna TV. I got it on my DVR so I don't miss future episodes. Yay!

Sandra Cox said...

Hope the kitties realize it's the weekend and are letting the FSG put her feet up:)

Noodle Cat said...

We can't wait!
Somebody get the popcorn ready...

Noodle and crew

H.R. Bennett said...

I look forward to it!

meowmeowmans said...

You are SO right. Good riddance to that bass turd year 2017! We sure home 2018 is much better. :)

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Dudes, I just love your audience! could I haves them over for supper some time? 2017 was awful but The Codd Mother was epic highlight! How long until the sequel?

Toodle pips and purrs
Erin

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Cheese, tuna oysters....man! You're gonna have special TV snacks right!?? Watching TV works up the appetite

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Hi guys! Glad to see you back and glad we can comment! We're glad 2017 is over as well. Here's to a happy 2018!

Valentine said...

Tuna, CONCATULATIONS on being asked to star in your own TV show! Cool! I"m already a big fan, but I didn't stand in line 'cause I might've eaten some of your audience members. Tee hee hee! I can't wait for the 1st episode!