white fish wavez everee one
N welcome ta R
sew coppee N paste
it iz
=^..^=
now...if we can all give
=^..^=
now...if we can all give
a round oh a plawz
two de doodz
C & P
that wood bee awesum
with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day....
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day....
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go...
they will eat candee
for manee manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go...
they will eat candee
til they hurl ....
fite over
de last ham samich.....
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line.....
ta sit de hell down ....
sew ther
kids can watch
de EASTURR parade....
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
at de end
rell a tives
they canna stand....
they canna stand....
just coz it iz easturr....
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
oh fend
de easturr rabbit .....
who in all honest tee
could care less
coz de rabbitz out back ....
eatin
everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....
2 weeks ago
then
then
they get colored
dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz
de bass terd
burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end.....
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what...
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better....
~~~~~
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil .....
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz.....
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye .....
like when they eat .....
ice creem two
fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz...
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue....
coz why in de sam hell ....
coz why in de sam hell ....
doez ANY ONE…
wanna eat this.....
Be it
boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR
be safe if ewe travel
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
50 comments:
You guys, this was hilarious. I'm glad I had put my cup of tea down or I would have spewed tea all over the computer screen and possibly have electricuted myself as tea sprayed into the keyboard. Ink loved chicken and eggs. Have a great weekend!
Great post and Happy Easter to all of you. No dam burds around here. Have a great day.
Gees, your Easter sounds scary. :-D
As long as ours doesn't involve vicious squirrels in our garden, we'll be fine.
We wish YOU a very happy Easter weekend! No chocolate for you guys, but maybe some for your food service girl, and of course plentiful fish for you both. :-)
Yu funnee kittycats!
Have a super duper Eastertime!
Well done copy and paste :) I do plan on eating chocolate until I hurl because I gave it up for Lent. I don't eat ham though, but I will be cooking one. And you are so right about the eggs and the shells- yuck! Have a great Easter! Hope you can have haddock or trout instead. XO
MOLMOLMOLMOLMOLMOL you and the food service girl CRACK US UP. She for sure has a pawty going on in her head 24/7.
The peeps first took sis to see Santa when was was about 2 1/2. They felt sure she'd love the Easter Bunny too. As soon as they approached the area where the bunny was set up to take photos.
Sis told everybuddy within ear shot that she was not going near that bunny his head was too big and HE BETTER NOT TRY TO GET IN HER HOUSE
Sis started speaking her mind early on and has not stopped
Hugs and Happy Easter Madi and mom
Well now, dat says it all, doesn't it? MOL Mommy doesn't like eggs either, but we gotta admit, chicky breat can be tasty. But we hope ya'll get more fish than you can eat fur Easter. Have a pawsum weekend. Big hugs fur all.
Luv ya'
Dezi and Raena
I'm not too fond of the cluck butt stuff either gang! Happy Easter from all of us!
This is an unsurpassed Easter Classic. I await the film!
Happy Easter! mom is all about the candy, but we (including the mom) plan to spend it quietly at home :)
YOu always make us laugh and chuckle!
We hope you have a blessed Easter!!
Yeah, we avoid the butt stuff too. Also avoid the dentist with the filling crap at our zoo. Saves some $$$$ that way. Easter Bunny and burds can go in a lake and play. Happy Easter.
We hope you guys have a very Hoppy Easter! MOL. We need to borrow copy and paste. Maybe then Mommy would help us blog more often! Smooches!
Greetings Trout Town Tabbies and happy EASTER to you, too. Bleubeard and Squiggles are applauding your take on Easter, especially the foil on the chocolate bunnies.
Now you know why I haven't planted my spring garden, yet. I'll let those bunnies find a better eating place and maybe the squirrels will follow.
I enjoyed this and both Bleu and Squiggles give this two paws up. Counting, that means four paws in the air ready to give a high five.
Happy Easter to all of you in Trout Towne!
And Copy/Paste is a great pal of our petcretary too...who knew!! He sure does get around:)
I love this and shared with Bill. You guys rock. Seriously. Happy Easter to all of you! HUGS!
OOH! Tin foil on the teeth is just the WORST!
Whew. What a dangerous time of the year this Easter is. Rogue eggshells in our food? Yikes! And eating foil? Yuck! Maybe we should just hunker down until it's all over...
Oh, my! We would not wanna have an Easter like that. It sure did make us laugh though. Happy Easter, love, hugs and nose kisses. Mumsy, Pooh and Chancy
No burdz butt stuff here either, but there should be roast beast. Happy Easter to you.
Have a great Easter weekend kitties. Skipper has been a bit under the weather but hopefully she will be better soon. Happy Easter.
When you put it that way about eggs and chicken butts, they don't seem as appealing. Neither do chocolate foil-wrapped eggs. We're having ham! We hope you have a very happy Easter!
ha ha - it does tend to ruin one's appetite for the usual Easter fair. You pals are so very creative.
Amarula doesn't think it's fair that you guys be such good poets and she can't even read the alphabet!
Happy Burd Free Easter gang!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our mum laffed and laffed at the tinfoil part.
She obviously has been there ;)
We will be avoiding the burd this year :)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
MOL! We'll never look at chicken eggs the same way again! Happy Easter, guys!
MOL, hilarious!! We especially MOL'd at "shell guts"!
I think I am beginning to see your way of it all. Yup. the scales have fallen from our eyes here....
MOL! We promise there will be no colored eggz coming from burd butts at this house. The little sticky bean is too little for stuff like that, thank Cod!
Happy Easter efurrybody!
Happy Easter! I never quite thought of it this way. We don't do colored eggs or any burd stuff. MOL!
Easter sounds like a lot of fun at your house!
Copee and Paste, we love you guys! And they did not disappoint with this hilarious Easter post. We can't believe that people actually hide real eggs for hunting?! That's so crazy!!! You guys gave us a big belly laugh too about the eggs coming out of the chicken butts, who wants to eat that?!?! hehehahaheheheha. Have a wonderful Easter, furiends!
Oh yeah, we forgot this holiday is all about that burd thing. Geez, how could that have happened?? Oh yeah, our Mom and her chocolate bunny purchase. Noper, nopers. Even though we don't get any bunny bits, we're not eating anything that came from some burd's butt! Have a good and safe burd-free weekend!
Oh, my cat, you're right--it is a vishsuz holiday! It really is awful to eat the foil--and how about when the chocolate is really sticky and you can't get the foil off without getting your hands....paws.... sticky too? Well, I hope you all have a good and safe Easturr!!
Happy Easter to everyone in Trout Towne! Love the classic story.
Take care!
Robin
Well done with Copy and Paste ! Happy Easter ! Purrs
No kidding, it comes out of that thing's BUTT!! EWWWWWW
You guys always have a super way of telling a holiday tale!
Happy Easter...
Noodle and crew
Happy Easter to you all! Love your "copy and paste"!
Luvs
Marty and the Gang
Copy & paste totally works 'cause I really enjoyed reading your Easter post again :-) Though I will not be able to eat eggs for a while with the image of them coming out of burd butt! LOL! Wishing you a burd-free happy Easter!
Happy Easter!!
Bahahaha! This is a must-read for Easter, dear pals! The part about not finding a egg hidden in the house for months made us MOL! :)
Big hugs, and Happy Easter!
BOL BOL
Happy Belated Easter. My Internuts aren't working very good.....again. :(
Wow. Makes me glad Easter's over. Grin.
If we had read this post before Easter, we sure would have think twice about the eggs, Tabbies...MOL :D Now we know, it's gonna be an eggless Easter next year :D Thank you for your lovely cards, Tabbies. You made our Easter very special <3 Hope you had a wonderful time too. Eggless Pawkisses for a wonderful week ahead :) <3
Gosh....you know we hadn't given much thought to where those Easter eggs everyone loves so much CAME FROM. EEEEK! Hope you had a fabulous EASTER anyway....
Hugs, Angel Sammy and Teddy too
Hope the Easter Bunny stayed one hop ahead of the cats.
I had to read this one to Pop cos TW didn't have a voice last week. He said it's nearly as good as the Thanksgiving post.
The foil on the chocolate torture... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have no idea what happened to the spacin' there. MOUSES!
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