ART GAL O REE SPRING TIME A DISH UN ROUND TWO

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome

ta R fish a fied post

spring time art gal o ree

~~~ round two =^..^=

we promized a few bak that

afturr de rabbit doodz day 

we wood continmew 

with de 2017

spring time toor 

N heer it iz

we haz opened 

de confessionz stand two day 

earl lee 

coz we haz sturgeon 

on de grill 

N sum timez sturgeon 
can smellup de houz  
a wee bit 
afturr cookin it
ya noe

anyway pleez rememburr 
all peecez bee frageel 
sew pleez due knot pick up 
ta inn spect 
ore throw against de wall

coz yez they all iz 
inn deed 
clay

with thiz bee in said 
if everee one

will line up 
de toor can bee gin

lunch brake will be in 7 minitz 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

we call thiz peece

wee babee havin a fitz

 we call thiz peece

station narry 

short tale dawg

we call thiz peece

happee frog with out lilly padd

we call thiz peece

sub compact car

we call thiz peece

plantz a tree for earth day

we call thiz peece

de state oh washington 

lookin at itz self 
side wayz sorta

ina mirror

N last lee 
we call thiz peece

hippo chillaxin 
at de sand doonz

we hope ewe N joyed 
thiz weekz toor

N pleez forgive 
if ya seez a ree peet

pee

we try ta rememburr 
N send de uzed onez 
two de vault

sum timez tho 
we forgetz

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live clay 

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA

last time on 

DE CODD MOTHER

de bass terd turkee saga

~~~~~
=^..^=

cat father: sew eye sent de butcher 
from toledo 
ta ruff that shark up

codd mother: the butcher from toledo !!!!

~~~ spain ? 

cat father:  noe toledo 

~~~ ohio

ask that shylock 
ta tell ewe how he loozed
a fin 

 eye wood knot trust
him codd mother 

noe matter de favor 

him owez ewe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  

two nite on 
DE CODD MOTHER
de bass terd turkee saga ~~~ 

codd mother: many thanks DON felineoni

we were unaware of 
loan's attempt

to set you up...

and yes 
that shark's favor to us is great 

as he was this close 
to being pinched 

WE prevented

him from going to the slammer 

for his money laundering 

I shall send  CAPO TUNA 

to loans house to question him

~~~~~

5 minits and 37 seconds later

across town 

⏰⏰⏰

capo tuna: eye under stand ewe

noe de butcher

N werd iz ya tried ta set up de catfather

 capo tuna: tell me now 

ewe bass terd 

if this iz troo

 we can 

and still will 

send ewe up river 

consigliere boomer 

asked ewe two due something

NO SHAKEDOWNZ FRUM EWE 

OMERTÀ 

will ewe due az asked

if knot

ewe R dead two uz

loan shark... eye.....

 heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
kitshun tabullz  

PLEEZ WELCOME BAK; COPPEE & PASTE

  white fish wavez everee one

N welcome ta R

fish a fied easturr post 

de food servizz gurl
canna think oh
what elze ta post for easturr 

sew coppee N paste

it iz
=^..^=
  
now...if we can all give

a round oh a plawz

two de doodz 

C & P

that wood bee awesum

with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day....

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day.... 
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go...


they will eat candee 

til they hurl ....

 fite over de last ham samich.....

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line.....

ta sit de hell down ....

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade....

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 
at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 
they canna stand....

just coz it iz easturr....

N they due knot wanna 
oh fend

de easturr rabbit .....

who in all honest tee

could care less

coz de rabbitz out back ....

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end.....

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what...

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better....

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil .....

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz.....

be like 
hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye .....

like when they eat .....

ice creem two fast 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

N last but knot leest
therz...

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue....

coz why in de sam hell ....

doez ANY ONE…

wanna eat this.....

Be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

a bass terd chckn BURD

~~~~~~~

heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR

be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

LIMITED A DISH UN OH R SPRING TIME ART GAL O REE

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta fish a fied post

8943.0 ore:

welcome two R 

2017

itz all in de mindz eye

art gal o ree

spring time 

limited a dish un
take one

=^..^=

furst up tho 

de monee handler
dai$y

wood like ta say

I would like to say 

congratulations

to Sir Flynn of Devon 

who was the first 

to correctly guess 

that last weeks post

was an April Fool's spoof 

and HAD
the food gurl 

taken myself or tuna 

to a chicken farm 

we would have had to

kill her

Flynn; please accept 

this cash prize

on behalf of tuna 

and myself...

 ~~~~~~~ dai$y ♥♥

now on with R 

2017 

itz all in de mindz eye 

art gal o ree 

limited spring time 
a dish un 
round one
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

if ewe haz knot been 
two de gal ore ree bee for 
we kind lee ask 
that ewe due knot
pick up a peece
az they iz all frageel 

N de snax bar iz open 
free oh charge 
two thoz who haza tickit

on with de show
~~~~

thiz furst peece came two uz 
all de way
frum across de statez 
via ewe pee & ezz

N came frum de box at
15 & meowing

they call thiz peece 
wreeth with bow
 on door

headin bak two de
land oh trout

we call thiz peece
mountin goat

thiz peece iz titled
fat gray mouz
with wet head

we call thiz peece
bass terd chckn

thiz peece iz called
bushee tailed vizshuz squirrellz

 thiz peece iz called
snoozin bronto sauruz 

 N last butt knot leest
itz
DE EASTURR BUNNEE 

we hoped ewe N joyed  
thiz mini toor

de spring toor will continmew
afturr hip pittee hop day

coz next weekz post
izza copee N paste

heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live
coinz
♥♥♥