white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz #
25.8.366
thiz haz aired
sew manee timez
itz stalez
we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
"easturr storee"
sew with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
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while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go:
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
rell a tives
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
who in all honest tee
could care lezz
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weeks ago
then
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell guts
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
doez ANY ONE wanna eat this
be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR !
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
© APRIL 1, 2026
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24 comments:
Now I want an egg salad sammich. Seaboard Cafe made the best egg salad. I'm still searching for some that is at least 1/2 close to theirs.
Happy Easter to FSG, Mack and Grandma
Cecilia
Happee Easturr!
Best to stay away from family and all people during this difficult time.
Java Bean: "Ayyy, we have got plenty of bunnies around here, but so far none of them has left us any colored eggs!"
Mackerull, eye saw da bunnys hear doin' da heing and sheing last month! Eye waz sew em-bare-assed to witness this. Now da mom bun spendz time in da yard sew da babes must be borned. Why doez peeple have eggs fur Easter when it's Bunny down da Chimney with candy time?
as a kid i always felt uneasy biting the ears off my chocolate bunny.
Mackerull, Easturr sounds too vishus for me! I hope you get some yummy treats, though! Happy Chocolate Bunny Day! 🐰🐣
dee mum loves eggies
Chocolate bunnies are the best part. Enjoy a birdless weekend. Happy Easter 🐇🐰
This is a classic. And like My Mind's Eye, I want an egg salad sandwich. And those little bits of foil that stick to the chocolate eggs are annoying...
That was fun so bring on the egg salad! Happy Easter!!!
Oooh, I admit I am apt to make some egg salad! Mackerull, you did good ree-peeting this story. I found out for mommy what was wrong with the washer...$$$$but still under warranty.
You make it sound so fun. :) Happy Easter to you and FSG! XO
I hope you have an eggcelant easter
A blessed and beautiful Happy Easter to you, with just enough treats, ham left over for a pot of red beans and rice, and no chickens or eggs!
That's the best story ever, Mack. Happee Easturr to you and the FSG! XO
Hmmm, the big Easter Bunny we saw the other day did not have any eggs on his lap...but his helper gave us some out of *her* basket...
I love reading this, it is SO good and funny!
Meanwhile have a Happy Easter, You and the FSG!
Sometimes, no most times I am glad it is just the two of us at Easter! Eek! I can remember the pain of the tin foil! There are no rabbits here. Most of them died of myxomatosis years ago, and they never came back. Not live ones and specially not dead zombie ones. Happy Easter to you and the FSG.
Hope you get some good treats and no bunnies or burds for miles around. xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
LOVE your rerun. Have a fabulous Easter and don't let any of those things happen to either of you this year.
Good grief. At 7:29 a.m. Wed., I got a "Failed to Publish." I will keep trying till it publishes.
Happy Easter--hope you get a nice fish basket
Well, Mackerull, when you put it like that...
Happy Easter
Absolutely. Eggs and birds are off our menu. And what the dickins was Easter's PR team thinking of??? It should be flowers we be celebrating, and if we are at all truthful, the wind rain hail sleat snow and such like that spring brings, MOL
Or did I get the wrong end of this Easter thing?
Have a wonderful, non-eggy or birdie, week
ERin
Not an egg sarnie, cress or salad? Actually we don't care, we'll take it!!!! #NOMNOMNOM MOL Hope mew had a terrific Easter and the week is filled with oodles more sarnies of distinction! 🐾😻🐰😻🐾
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