white fish wavez everee one
N wel come two de
yeer lee afturr bass turd
burd day ree run post
roll film
whirrrr ~~~~
BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bass terd burd day iz gone
az well az de ree layshunz
that bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing else
they mezzed up
sew long peepulz
sew long peepulz
N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
if we see ewe drivin down de street
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz
N see what happenz
sinz we iz ona
tie raid two day
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez
de houz knead fume a gate inn
coz it bee stinkin
like cooked bass terd turkee azz
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept
de $#itz smellin
cooked bass terd turkee azz
we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out
a concreet stat chew }
HOW EVERZ
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee azz
iz STILL in de houz
iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later
coz de idiot peepulz
coz de idiot peepulz
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else
N everee thing else
they messed up
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
buyed a dam bass terd turkee
that weighed 7,884 poundz
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin
bass terd turkee burd
itz been
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
fresh outta de oven
snacked on
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie,
mixed with eggz
fried with an om letz
fried with an om letz
inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz
on top oh sum pancakez
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor
layin on de floor
& put in R dishez
wear it ree manez
wear it ree manez
ta thiz day
growin fuzz
growin fuzz
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz
N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez
N everee thing elze
they messed up
itz been ree fuzed
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
N due knot EVEN
get uz started
bout de stuffin
bout de stuffin
up itz butt
tho it diz a peered
tho it diz a peered
az well
ugh
N sure sum oh thiz
N sure sum oh thiz
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz
7,884 poundz
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
heerz two a
happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥
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27 comments:
da bass turd turkey tried two take over da houz did it knot. and da hoomanz dat thought da burd waz tas tee found it knot enough to take home. we had know left overz fur Lynn cooked just enough foodz fur her and him and knot burd. hope yer roo teen soon gitz back to nermel. precious
We had his royal smelly highness here too and still the human is having it for lunch and dinner. and snacks inbetween. Ugh! Take heart it will be gone soon--
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep
No birds of that kind around here. You can come and spend time with us. Purrs from Patch and Archer. x
You could have come here too, since our Thanksgiving was long past, in October. Lots of Fancy Feast and Greenies, though, kept on hand for mooches. 🙃
Yikes! Noisy people is the house is scary! Too bad there weren't many leftovers MOL!
Maybe it was a pre-historic turkey, Mack?
Mach that gobble bobble needs to be made to hobble...how dare he?!!!!
Hugs Cecilia
LOL
hahaha very funny and this took me so long to read!!
No basturd bird here. Just green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cheesy Brussels sprouts, and baked beans. You can join us if the smell gets too bad at your place, dear Mack.
I am getting the feeling you don't like turkey. :) XO
Dang, Mack! That was one big azz burd! Hooray for those people being gone, but too bad they didn't take that smell with them. You should get the FSG to cook up some fish in the houzz. That will smell way better! XO
That is the precise reason that I never have the stinking bird. Being given one that was way too big when we were first married and eating it every which way for days on end.
No birdies here at home... my mom just made baked kale chips. Let's pawty!! Juno
Come on over to our house. As vegetarians we have no stinkin' leftover bird smells here!
Sounds like a horrible experience for the kittehs! We shoved our burd in a bag and put it in the freezer with good intentions of eating it eventually. We do this every year and by New Year's day realize it has freezer burn and we throw it away. Will we ever learn?
No BURDS here! We have been eating delicious ham!! We are sure happy our Peeps don't like Turkey. Keep being AWESOME! Marvelous Marv
Went to a restaurant and avoided all the turkey problems--no one ordered the turkey, and I didn't have to pay!
Fake goatee... That had me laughing. But I would take the leftover turkey off your hands, if I could...
We still have some of our bass terd turkee in our fridge. We should probably throw that out. I tell my wife every year we should go to a restaurant for Thanksgiving, but she would rather have leftovers to throw away.
Bass turd burd is long gone here. Of course, ours was not 7,884 poundz.
Oh my goshness, "bass terd turkee azz" made us laugh so hard I think dad farted, too. What a charming tale for our early morning bloggy session. You see, here, unlike you, Mack, mom and dad love it when they cook something they like and it stinks up the place for hours if not days. But I feel your pain, my furry friend. I truly do.
OUR Mummy neffur cooks turd-key. Chick-hen, sometimes - yes. But this past weekend, She grilled fish. We would have been so happy if you had been here with Us. Ah, well - next time...
Howeffur, the disruption to your routine is UNFURGIVABLE!
Lulu: "Wow that is one big bird. You must have a very strong stove and refrigerator and table!"
Charlee: "I would love to get Mama and Dada to stop opening the door and call the police on anyone who comes up the driveway. From what Dada sees on NextDoor that seems to be the thing to do these days anyway."
The leftovers do last a loooooooooooong time! MOL
What's the point of humans making something we won't eat? I mean, they work for us. ~Latte
I thought I'd left a comment, but my mind is slipping because of the stench of that burd the rest of my family insists on eating. I hope you don't have to have another for Christmas, but get a good ham instead.
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