white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two a trout tee vee
ree runz #
25.8.366
thiz haz aired
sew manee timez
itz stalez
we pay propz thiz week
two de easturr hare
with R non classix
"easturr storee"
sew with out further
a due
letz re vizit
EASTURR PAST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
while easturr can bee
a rockin awesum holly day
it can all sew bee
a veree vizshuz holly day
for manee peepulz
N heerz how ther day can go
they will eat candee
til they hurl
fite over de last ham samich
yell at de peepulz
at de front oh de line
ta sit de hell down
sew ther kids can watch
de EASTURR parade
hope inn ta see
Santa Claus ????
at de end
then they go ta see
rell a tives
they canna stand
just coz it iz easturr
N they due knot wanna
oh fend
de easturr rabbit
who in all honest tee
who in all honest tee
could care lezz
coz de rabbitz out back
eatin everee bush... flower....
& tree start.... de peepulz just planted
2 weeks ago
then
they get colored dye
all over de white kitchen rug
when they tried ta color
bass terd chickn burd eggz
they try ta pix
de shell off
de bass terd
chickn burd eggz
N it doez knot come off
in one peace
then therz like shell guts
ina egg salad samich
they for get wear they hided an egg
N it setz in de houz
for monthz on end
til de houz be stinkin
like cod onlee noez what
& de smell oh garbage
act shoo a lee smellz better
~~~~~
they accident lee eat
a wee tinee
peace oh foil
that wuz sticked ta
de chocolate egg
that dinna getz peeled off
then their fillinz in their teethz
be like
hole.... lee.... $hitz......
N they yellz
ta beet hellz
coz itz like one oh thoz
shootin painz
that goes thru de eye
like when they eat
ice creem two fast
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
N last but knot leest
therz
ewe guessed it.....
de hole BURD izzue
coz why in de sam hell
doez ANY ONE wanna eat this
be it boiled
fried..... baked...... cooked.....
scrambled...... over eazzee.....
omeletted...... ore poached
when it comes outta de
BUTT
oh this
a bass terd chckn BURD
~~~~~~~
heerz two a safe, happee, healthee
rockin awesum week oh end
HAPPEE EASTURR !
🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
peace out N rock on
long live
de easturr bunnee
© march 27, 2024
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33 comments:
Don't sugar coat it. Tell us how you really feel about birds. 😸
That was a good cynical but hilarious poem!
Not that easy to read for a foreigner but I've adopted it as my 8th language now.
Happy Easter to ya'll and hope with sunshine.
Hugs,
Mariette + Kitties
You do make it seem like a horrible holiday. 😆
Happy Easter! 🐰
ha-pee easter!!! dee mum luvz eggz salad
We know those rabid rabbits too -- all over our yard . . .
xoxox, Bibi & Meep
gotta admit i love eggs even if they come out of chicken's butt.
Happee Easturr to you too!
Egg salad, pee u! no one here eats that stinkin' stuff.
No candy either, cause Lynn quit the sugar train years ago.
Let have the bunnies fur playing tag with!
Happee Easter to you Mackerull. Precious
Good points. I guess Easter is an odd holiday. XO
I'm glad y'all just love, love, love Easter! MOL!
Nothing like getting a wee piece of foil in your teeth!!!
Ha! You guys do make Easter sound rather dangerous - especially for the fillings in the teeth. Yowch. I can feel that even now...
The only good thing to do with an egg is roll it off the table and watch it go splat!
Well, Mariette's comment is the only uplifting thing here. But what is good and bright in this current world?
Regardless the season, stay safe and be well, my dears.
Easter at church is lovely. The rest of it, well, let's not and say we did.
Well, when you tabbies put it that way, the holiday sounds pretty rotten!
Hares, Bunnies or rabbits, let alone chickens and related fowl do not dare come in our yard....
Happy Easter to you and yours!
MOL...Oh Tabbies, we eat them both...🙊🙈 Double Pawkisses for a Happy Easter to you and your mommy too🐰🥚🐾😽💞
Lulu: "I don't know, our Dada seems to like Easter. Something about Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs."
Java Bean: "Do those come out of the butt of a Reeses Chicken?"
Lulu: "I guess they must! Or maybe a Rhesus Monkey."
I really like egg salad...rarely make it 'cause had to make for one person. But SEABOARD has delicious recipe. They serve on toasted sunflower seed bread
Hugs and Hoppy Easter to all
Cecilia
I always thought the rabbit laid the colored eggs and didn't know where the little chicks came from. Never saw little rabbits.Puzzled
You kitties crack me up. Easter Blessing to all of you. Patch, Flower and Archer. x
We won't have those problems. Half a side of salmon for tomorrow and roast leg of lamb on Sunday. Not a chicken or egg in sight! Happy Easter!
Easter has always been a strange holiday that often goes wrong but I am sure your pack made the best of it
MOL! Well, we hope you have a Happy Easter anyway!
Happy Easter my friend! Gotta say I love boiled eggs!
Juno xo
Have a wonderful weekend!
Noodle and crewq
I don't care where those eggs come from--they are delicous!
Mew mew mew mew what a funny post Mackerull an 'angel' Kittiess an Food Sirvice Girl....wee meowed an laffed!!
An why DUE Peepss eat eggiess??
Hoppy Easter deer frendss :)
~~~head rubss~~~BellaDharma~~~ an (((huggiess))) BellaSita Mum
Happy Easter.
Mummy doesn't celebrate it but She does like eggs - the kind made of Chocolate especially (mol).
I don't know why my reply was so cynical with the first read. lol This time I just laughed with every paragraph. Heh... Happy Easter!
Hope you're having a purrfect Easter!!!
Oh my, I made the mistake of reading this at work - I'm doubled over laughing and tears are leaking out my eyes. Needless to say, my coworkers think I've gone batty.
Still, it was sure a fun Easter story - thanks all!
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