Wednesday, October 26, 2022

A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE RUN COZ THATZ DE BEST KIND !

                                               whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta
2016'z scaree moovee ree view
on trout tee vee



it bee that time oh de yeer again 
when we kick bak 
N watch sum scaree stuff 
then give R reederz 
R oh pinionz bout de film   

 az in yeerz past 
we dee sided ta pull out sum
dee vee deez 
in sted oh payin 

$ 76.35 fora beverage 
$ 567.92 for sum snax 
and $ 9834.50 for moovee tickitz   

we think thiz iz 
de thurd yeer runnin 
we haz opted ta stay home 
insted oh headin out 

pluz like de last time 
we waz at the moovee place 
we tried ta sneek in sum perch 
N we got caught 
thanx ta de bass terd 
bee hind uz 
who ree ported uz

any way on with de ree view


de moovee thiz yeer 
iz one thatz been ree made 
N we opted ta go with de original

DE FLY

it bee starrin one oh R 
fav oh rite scaree movee doodz 
misturr vincent price 

thiz moovee had sum sequelz 

REE TERN OH DE FLY
& CURSE OH DE FLY  

frank lee afturr seein 
DE FLY
we can see why peepulz 
who R out ona pik nik

 iz up set

de last thing ya wanna see 
on say... de spud salad 
izza fly 

N trust uz ther waz noe way 
ya waz gonna mizz 
thiz fly


in fact we waz ree sent lee
ona pick a nik 
and a fly stopped bye

we started up R conversation N
we said two de fly:

get yur damn azz 
off de poe tay toe salad 

coz now... knot onlee did ewe
roo inn R may oh naize
ya bass terd 

but we see ya over ther 
tryin ta help yur self 
ta a big azz peece oh cake 

sew get yur damn azz 
off de cake 

N due knot EVEN 
think bout landin on 
R grilled salmon.....faaaaaaaaaa
what kinda bull $hitz 
iz thiz

guezz we shulda ree viewed 
“CURSE” oh de fly huh 😁😁

made in 1958 
we gived thiz moovee 
 984 pawz up !!

heerz a screen shot 
oh R dee vee dee 

yea...DE FLY
iz that kinda large




heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live de month 
oh octoburrr 
& howl o ween


© OCTOBER 26, 22
All Rights Reserved
 

30 comments:

Eastside Cats said...

Egads!
Nice trip in the wayback machine, kitties!
As a kid, we watched a program called, Sir Graves Ghastly on Saturdays, and he always had horror movies to show.
My father loved these films, but I'll admit to having nightmares often.
"The Fly" was enough for me; never saw the sequels nor the remake.
Ew...

The Florida Furkids said...

Holy CARP! That fly was ginormous!! We think we'll pass on the sequels!

Kea said...

Gagghhh!!! Now that's scary!!!! 😲

Me said...

Too scary for us, we're hiding until Nov. 1!!!!
MOL, Bibi & Meep

CJ Kennedy said...

I like the part where David Hedison, though he was billed as Al Hedison, and his face got put on the fly body and he's caught in the spider web and he's yelling Help me Help me in this teeny voice.

pilch92 said...

Your ticket and snack prices are pretty low compared to most places. That sounds pretty scary- I think I will pass on it. XO

Brian's Home Blog said...

YIKES! You needed a BIG Bowl O' Shitz for that fly!

John Bellen said...

"The Fly" (the original, not the re-make) is a fine scary movie, and just the sort to watch come Hallowe'en. Though, as you wrote, in real life, they are more annoying than scary - unless you are ancient Egyptians.

Marvelous Marv said...

Mom hates flies more than anything! EWWWWEEEEEE
I, Marv, think they are tasty and crunchie! We are so furry excited! Our human brother (finally) finished putting in the new floor and the baseboards! Keep being awesome!
Purrs Marv!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I think you have reasonable prices and will take one of each. I think you have the chance for many sequels. Try to get a deal with Netfish.

meowmeowmans said...

Oh yeah, that fly is scary! Especially if it's thinking of putting its azz on the food! MOL

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I never saw The Fly, but it sounds very scary And no one wants one on their o=potato salad OR their cake.

I agree with your staying home due to the prices they are charging for movie tickets and drinks. You have a good movie to watch, too.

Happy Halloween dear Tabbies and FSG.

Zoolatry said...

... da bass terds that sell tyckets at those pryces, bein' on the gov't dole (soc sec)
no see um, no pupcorn, no tuna juice ...

My Mind's Eye said...

Speaking of scary prices
I just returned from the grocery store for a week's groceries for 2...$145.10 and that was after the Thursday Senior citizen discount.
I cannot imagine feeding a large family
Hugs Cecilia

Katie Isabella said...

I will tell you. Mommy said she seed that Fly pickchur and it scared the hairs off her head. And she remembers all those scenes like yesterday. That was one scary movie.

messymimi said...

Scary movies are not my thing, although i do believe Vincent Price was an astoundingly good actor.

Adorapurr said...

That fly wudda been talked about for hisstories at my house. We don't see many flies since moving to FloryDa. But we have fwogs! Yoo think a mewvee could be made about a giant fwog who noms the hoomons who tried to step on them. Now that's a mewvee I wanna see. Bwing me poppycorn! It's mewvee night! Love, Dori

Three Chatty Cats said...

I never saw that movie. I wonder if the big fly had a stunt double in the movie? I wouldn't want to be on that movie set.

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

Frodo's favourite picnic guests are flies! He invites them to share his meal and then he eats them (only to throw them up all over the bed later that evening!)

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

The original fly was a great film. Too bad the fly visited your picnic. Perhaps if you gave him an invite he would have had better manners.

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

A the prices charged these days for real...we will stay out of those scary movie places for sure, no matter if the movie is scary or not. Real flies are a big pain in the derriere!

Gidget Blue Sky said...

flies close up r reely reely creepy!!!!!

The J-Cats said...

Mummy also prefurrs to stay home and watch the scary movie in the comfort of her - that is, OUR - own living room!
And she HATES flies!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That is a huge fly. The movie sounds very scary, and the prices scarier still!

Basil and The B Team ~ BionicBasil ® said...

Happy Halloween guys, we hope it's EPIC!

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Oct 31: Happy Halloween. If you hear someone knocking, and look out the window, and see De Fly, don't open the door!

Catscue said...

Fun post all! I love Vincent Price, I do NOT love flies!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Bugs. Yuck.

BellaDharma an BellaSita Mum said...

GRATE reeveew! An man due wee NOT like Fliess...they dance inn POO an then try to contammynate foodabulss at Pick-Nickss an such!!
They are dissgustin Bugge....Buggiess!
**nose bopss** BellaDharma an **shuddurss** BellaSita Mum

Katie Isabella said...

Mommy remembers The Fly like no one's business! It scared the hair off her head! That and one other have her nad thoughts and dreams.. The War of the Worlds was the other. WOO WHEE!