Wednesday, September 21, 2022

A PIE RATZ DAY SHANTEE

white fish wavez everee one

and welcome ta R yeer lee pie

ratz day shantee 

ree run


trout tee vee eppa soda 

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[ ree ran sinz like 20 and 16 

ta bee sure  ]


with that bee in said, kick back

and N joy, ore may bee knot,  R

pie ratz day shantee we sing two


de bass terd chckn burd


hit it ~~~~~~~~~~~


a blak spot upon yur sole 

ya bass terd chckn burd

ye will walk de gang plank 

a squawk will knot bee hurd


little did ya noe 

ye haz been measured for yur chainz

scurveez iz in yur sole 

N scurvezz in yur brainz


we shall splice de main brace 

afturr ewe iz gone

N bee watchin ewe ye bass terd 

shoot a cross de lawn


we haz rigged sum chain shot 

ta shoot ya two de mooned

N ther ye stay ye bass terd chcnk 

yez ye bee marooned


dead men they tell noe talez 

N thiz inn cloodz bass terd burd

tis davey jones locker for ye 

ye betcha... this iz werd


now we think we shall take a caulk 

coz we iz done with R song

two all R pie ratz palz

may ewe eat fish all yeer long



heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end⛵️⛵️


peace out N rock on

long live de shantee



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26 comments:

john said...

WooHoo! a rollicking shanty if e'er I heard one! Any pirate would be proud to have this yowled aboard by the ship's cats!

The Florida Furkids said...

Ye be fine pirates and your Pie Ratz day shantee was pawsome!

Eastside Cats said...

Keel-haul 'em!

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Arrrrrr! On this day, my name be Charrrrrrrrlee!"

Adorapurr said...

Deer Twout Tabbies. This year I was not allowed to play wif da pirates because Momma sez her plate is overflowing and me dwessing up like a pirate pwincess was not in the cards. So sad. Or rather... Arrrrgh. Love, Dori

Mickey's Musings said...

Yar!! Pirates live!!!
Pirates love fish!
Now we know where all the burds are!
In the ocean!!!!!!! MOL! MOL! MOL!
Purrs, Julie

Me said...

Aarrgh aargh aargh! Long live Pirates Day!
xoxoxo, Bibi & Meep

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh my cats!! Happy Pirates day to you all too. I hope the FS girl is behaving don't want her to be sent to the plank for a walk.
Hugs and love to all
Cecilia

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Ourselves have not seen many chicken burds on the high seas, only the giant inedible Albatross.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

A great shanty as always. If those bass terd burdz have got any sense they will keep well away.

CJ Kennedy said...

My crew loves the bass turd burdz.

meowmeowmans said...

Buh bye, bass terd burd! Chick-hen IN the high seas. MOL!

Brian's Home Blog said...

You epic pirates were sure on a roll!

pilch92 said...

Well done. The only pirate words I know are Ye, wench and grog. And walk the plank. XO

The Island Cats said...

Arrrgh! What a fine pirate shanty!

messymimi said...

That was a fine tune, perfect for the burd.

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Great song. River is very excited, when you wrote R Song she thinks you meant her. It's good to keep the angels happy.

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

Fun on the high seas!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Ahoy and avast!
yo pirates
Got rid o' de burds
real fast!

Three Chatty Cats said...

You pirates showed dem burds!

John Bellen said...

The denizens of Trout Towne become downright piratical when it comes to birds, don't they? But I laughed at the song; you guys come up with some great lyrics.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

We three sang along with the Pirate's and we also put the dreaded burds in Davey's locker. Happy belated Pirate's Day dear tabbies and FSG. Glad I saved this to VCR, so we three could watch it today.

The J-Cats said...

That was a fine shanty, me hearties!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Ahoy mateys, that there been a jolly shantee😸Double Pawkisses just for you me hearties🐾😽💞

Catscue said...

What a fun pirate shanty - you've outdone yourselves Tabbies!

https://hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

May you all eat fish all year long too! You were all clearly pirates in another life!