Wednesday, March 30, 2022

R PAL ♥♥ SAFTEE SEAL

white fizh wavez everee one  
N well come ta nother ree run oh trout tee vee
 
R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 
HOPE FULL LEE SOON 
 
Photo by David Dibert from Pexels
 
thiz weekz ree run iz nother long one 
sew catch a few zzZZZZzzz til de end 
ore if ewe reed on ~~~ uze de box furst
rememburr we haz noe comershulz heer in TT land

 

letz roll film ~~~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrr

"AN INTER VEEWZ WITH
SAFTEE SEAL"
 

TT: welcome dood & pleez ta tell everee one yur name   


SAFTEE SEAL: HI & wavez ta yur reederz TT
my name iz SAFTEE SEAL
doodz grate ta see ewe again, trout townez lookin good
 
TT: thanx.... sew saftee what haz ya been up two
 
SAFTEE SEAL: frank lee doodz 
bout de same ole same
makin sure noe one runz with scizzorz
makin sure they look both wayz 
when crossin de street
same for thoze drivin when they 
bee ata stop sign
ree mindin peepuls itz KNOT kewl 
ta text & drive, ore drink and drive
ore watch whatz goin on 
across de street N drive
tellin em ta chillax a bit afturrmealz bee for  swimmin....
tryin ta find an a tern knee
 
TT: dood...whoa...R ya on de lamb  
ya noe ya can hide out heer
for az long az it takez N noe one will find ewe
faaaaaa we due knot even noe wear 
trout towne iz N we live heer 😸😸

SAFTEE SEAL:  doodz nothin like that 
eye gotta find an a tern knee coz 
my name is a peer inn on all kindz 
oh products heer late lee, 
N knot onlee wuz eye knot asked 
if it could BEE uzed 
 eye am knot gettin paid 
FOR my name bee in uzed

TT: dood thatz bull πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’© ona stix
like whatz yur name on buddy, 
ya noe we due knot get out much

SAFTEE SEAL: stuff like medisinz,vitamins, 
moovveez, food a bullz, furst aid kitz
waterz bottlez
cranbereez therz sew much stuff 
that haza SAFTEE SEAL tag on it
eye could N should bee a bazillionaire by now
 
TT: safetee; we wundered bout that 
when we waz tryin ta take de lid off 
sum vitaminz de other day
rite ther big az plane az day waz de werdz
SAFETEE SEAL 
N due knot even ask how long 
it taked uz ta get de SAFTEE SEAL seal 
offa dee vee dee disc 
and bye de time we getted de SAFTEE SEAL 
offa waterz bottle 
we waz knot even thirztee any mor
SAFTEE SEAL: told ya
now all eye knead ta due iz 
find me self a good a tern knee
 
 TT: yea best fishez with that dood 
say , all thiz talk bout safe tee 
ree mindz uz that 
therz a fish a seerin on de grill
what say we go ree fill R platez

~~~~~~~~~

N ther ya haz it
if any one noez a good a tern knee
let  uz noe sew we can tell R pal SAFTEE SEAL
whooz name iz blasted everee wear

heerez two a happee healthee week oh end  peace out N rock on long live animal rightz

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Wednesday, March 23, 2022

ST PATRICKZ DAY CIRCUZ 433 A.D.

  WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
 N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE
 
R TROUT ICON WILL REE TERN 
HOPE FULL LEE SOON 
 
Photo by David Dibert from Pexels
 
 

 TWO DAY WE IZ FEE CHURIN A REE RUN 

THAT RUNNED BAK IN '15 
& AGAIN WITH PART "9" IN '20
 

AND ITZ A LONG ONE 

SEW IF YA WANNA STAY & REED ON

 GO TO DE LITTER BOX FURST 

COZ THIZ CHANNEL HAZ NO COMMERSHUL BRAKEZ

 

WE HAZ CROPPED A BIT OH FOOTAGE 

FRUM DE ORIGINAL AIRIN 

SEW IF EWE DUE HANG OUT TA WATCH

WE HOPE EWE N JOY


ROLL FILM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WHIRRRR
 
89 bazillion yeez ago God told Noah
it wuz gonna start rainin like all hell get out
N him better get a boat ... pron toe
& hi tail it outta dodge
 
Noah wuz like oh kay but eye am KNOT
 takin any bass terd snakez on de journee 
& God wuz like noe problem dood 
they can swim ta safe tee
 
well sum bass terd snakez  
over hurd thiz conversayshun 
& az Noah wuz gettin reddy ta set sail 
they sneeked on bored ship 
wear they rented out cabin N raized hell
 
  mongoose found em
ree ported ther azzez ta Noah 
who wuz gettin reddy ta sail past Ireland
 
Noah said ta de snakez
if ya think yur gonna sail with me 
ta wear ever eye am sailin two 
yur sad lee mizz taken 
N he docked at Cork and shoved de snakez
 off de ark... N took off like de wind
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

flash for werd ta 433 A.D. 
N  bass snakez haz now 
taken over de en tire countree
 
they bee on treez 
hidin in de grazz 
 in pubz 
on de golf courze 
fishin off de bankz oh de Shannon
 
hangin outta de windowz at Blarney Castle 
makin a mezz on de ring o Kerry 
de giantz cauzeway 
& de cliffz oh moher 
 
but when they waz catched sleepin 
on de pewz in St Patrick's cathedral 
St Patrick said 
 
THIZ IZ DE FINAL DAMN STRAWZ

him hired a toor bus & toll de bass terd snakez 
they waz goin on
"de vacationz oh a life time"
 
🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

de bass terd snakez
bee leeved thiz tail N piled in ta de buz
& St Patrick drived bout 34 milez
ta de western sea bord
 
bout thiz time a dood named
Columbus
stopped fora wee snax
 
St Patrick toll de bass terd snakez
ta sneek on bord de Pinta
 
{never mind de yeer}
 
de snakez did, St Patrick sped off
and de emerald isle waz free
oh bass terd snakez frum that point
 & ree manez sew til prezent day
 
sew de moral oh thiz tail
 if ewe iz still a wake
 
YES... ST PATRICK DID DRIVE DE SNAKEZ
OUTTA IRELAND

him used a bus two due sew 
 
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
 
SlΓ inte Mhaith
πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€ 
 
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Wednesday, March 16, 2022

BASS TERD DAY LITE SAVINZ TIME

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
& WELCOME TA TROUT TEE VEE
 

 
 
THIZ WEEKZ EPPA SODA 
GOEZ WAY BAK IN TIME 
TA PREE MACKERULL DAYZ EVEN 
 
& ITZ R TRIBUUTTE TA 
BASS TERD DAY LITE SAVINZ TIME 
 
THIZ EPPA SODA WAZ TITLED

~~ vampirez N catz
bee one in de same ~~

letz look
roll filmz ~~~~~~~ whirrrrr

vampirez sleep in coffinz
catz luvz boxez🎁

vampirez sleep all day long
catz sleep all day long😼

vampirez keep sum home soil close by
catz love dirt 🐾

vampirez like ta bite neckz
catz like ta bite any thing🐟

vampirez sudden lee 
a pier outta noe wear
catz sudden lee 
a pier outta noe wear πŸ§›

vampirez look 
good in black
black catz rock
plane & sim pull ⚫

vampirez canna see 
ther selves ina mirror
catz see ther selvez 
ina mirroz 
N they bee reddy fora fite😾
 
vampirez like ta sneek round at nite
catz TOTAL LEE likez
ta sneek round at niteπŸŒ™
 
vampirez hate loozin an hourz
oh dark o clox
catz hate waitin an extree hour
for chow time πŸ₯£


de onlee reel diffrunce 
bee tween vampirez N catz 
 
πŸ§›πŸ§›πŸ˜ΌπŸ˜Ό

  catz like ta chillax in de sun
vampirez refuze ta due sew🌞

N vampirez can turn 
them selvez inta batzπŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

N catz refuze ta due sew



heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live darknezz

  { this post furst a peered
in 2014; we digged it up
frum R "saved filez"
better N diggin up a vampirez 
..... we guess}

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