Wednesday, January 12, 2022

KNOT FISHIN WERMZ

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 
N WEL COME TA TROUT TEE 

 
SEW.... ME MACKERULL 
& CUZIN DAIZ 
HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN VIA TEXT 
OVER HOW THIZ BLOG
SHALL PRO CEED 
 
& WE HAZ BEEN ARGUE INN 
SEW MUCH 
WE DUE KNOT EVEN 
SEE EACH OTHER NOW
 
 { THEN EYE REE MINDED 
MY OWN SELF 
THAT CUZIN DAIZ 
LIVEZ DOWN DE STREET 
& ROUND DE KORNER 
& DOWN DE STREET SUM MOR 
& EYE DUE KNOT SEE HER ANY WAY }
 
WELL FOR DE BLOG
 EYE WANTED TA TALK FISHIN WERMZ 
AND HER WANTED TA TALK HANDBAGZ

THEN EYE SAID 
PUT SUM FISHIN WERMZ 
INNA HAND BAG 
& CALL IT EVEN !!!!
 
THEN SAZZY ASS CUZIN DAIZ 
TEXTED SUM WERDZ 
THAT LOOK LIKE WHAT THIZ DOODZ SAYIN
 
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
WHEN  SUD DEN LEE 
OUTTA NOE WEAR 
EYE HURD A VOICE CALLIN TA ME

IT SAID...MACKERULL....
MACK... ER..... ULL......
MACKERULL

AND DE VOICE WAZ COMIN 
OUTTA DE BOOK CASE
 
AND EYE LOOKED AT DE BOOK CASE 
AND HOLE SHITZ IF EYE DINNA SEE 
 
DE BIG KATOONA....
 
NOE JOKE


N DE BIG KATOONA SAID TA MEE

MACKERULL...THIZ IZ WHAT 
EWE KNEAD TA DUE WITH DE BLOG:
~~~~~~~~~~
 
********* AND ********* 
UNLEZZ ******** 
AND TELL CUZIN DAI$Y AZ WELL
 
👻👻👻👻👻

AND EYE WAZ LIKE 
HOLD DE DAMN FONE 
AND HORZE RADIZH TWO 
 
AND EYE GIVED DE BIG KATOONA 
DE STINK EYE


 

  ORE MAY BEE EYE JUST GIVED 
DE BOOK CAZE DE STINK EYE 
 
ORE MAY BEE THIZ IZ ALL 
 IN ME MINDZ EYE 
 
TA BEE CONTINMEWED  
 
© january 12, 2022
All Rights Reserved
 

45 comments:

My Mind's Eye said...

Mack...I think maybe you might be old enough to learn a very valuable lesson about FEMALES of all species: Listen carefully, nod your head occasionally. Then in your very sweetest voice say....
YE$ DAI$Y I 100% agree with you.
JuSt $aying it will make your life ea$ier and $pare your eardrum$
Hug$ cecilia

Eastside Cats said...

We are wondering if a great deal of catnip and/or silvervine was used prior to all of this, Mack!

Kea said...

Ha! LOL at the catnip/silvervine comment, and ditto Cecilia. :-P

We'll just stayed tuned to see what's coming for your blog!

Saku said...

I'm looking foward to seeing how you and Daisy work this out. After all that, I'd recommend a nap. MOL!

CJ Kennedy said...

How cool, Mack! A message from the other side. Btw, what big, beautiful eyes you have.

pilch92 said...

Sounds like you got into some bad catnip. XO

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

Deciding what to post can be a problem. We don't have that problem as no one wants to do a post anytime!

The Creative Cat said...

Wow, that catnip was laced with some good $h1t! Either that or you've been studying some serious magicat reality.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

That's a primo stink-eye Mack!

Me said...

YIkes!
stay warm, xoxox, Bibi & Meep

Sandra Cox said...

Look at that handsome boy.
I'm with Daisy. Handbagz definitely beat out wermz.

Crafting Queen said...

I can't wait to see you you are going to get up to. You are looking very handsome. We are a bit unsettled as there is a stranger making a lot of noise in our garden. Human said he is buliding her a studio, we don't know why she needs one. Have a great week and thank your human for her lovely visit. Purrs from Patch,Flower and Archer. xxx

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Wow, that was some stink eye, Mack! I think you should save it for Dai$y after what she said to you. I think the big Katoona probably comes to visit you often.

Brian's Home Blog said...

I do wonder who is holding the handbag with the worms or did you put in on the bookcase?!?!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Yes, I'm with Dai$y on the handbags over worms, but I am wondering with the big Katoona told you. Let's hope it's positive news because I don't need bad news in the new year. And Mack, you can do this, I have faith in you.

BTW, ease up on the catnip, please.

Ivan from WMD said...

Mystery message from the other side? Inquiring minds want to know!

messymimi said...

Well, whatever you make of it, i'll want to read it.

Which reminds me, am i correct in thinking the Food Service Girl will be retiring soon? Doesn't she do all of her blogging and blog reading from work? Please tell me once she retires, if indeed she is retiring, that you will still have a way to access the interwebs.

The Island Cats said...

Mack, I kinda liked your solution to the problem…worms in the handbag. But now I can’t wait to see what the big Katoona has suggested. ~Ernie

Photo Cache said...

Hey dude, why can we not binge watch this blog? We cannot wait for the next episode.

Emma and Buster

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, giving the stick eye to a voice from the other side? You got some sass, Mack!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

A worm in a handbag is better than two in a bush.

Pam and Teddy said...

Well.....if you get some advice from the Big Katoona you'd better follow it! Who better to re-direct the blog than the supreme commander of Trout Towne?? I guess we're all gonna be on pins and needles (whatever that means!) until we hear the advice. All I know is it better be that the blog WILL continue cuz - well - just CUZ!

Hugs, Ted O Nator

TurtleLover said...

I will sit right here and wait for your next post .... eyes glued to the screen ... tap tap tapping my finger on the mouse .... just waiting .... what? a mouse ? I'll be right back ........

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Put it in the bag, bam bam...That was real clever of you, Mackerull, but now I'm really curious what happens next...don't let us wait to long😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead to all of you🐾😽💞

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde meu querido amigo. Obrigado pela matéria. Bom final de semana.

Mickey's Musings said...

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
This is gonna be good!
I can't wait to hear what the Big Katoona thinks and what you and Daisy think!! After all, it is your blog(and Daisy ;) )
And who is this Katoona anyway??!
Stand your ground Mac!
Purrs, Julie

Smudge said...

That sure is quite the stink eye indeed, Mack. Don't keep us waiting too long to see where things go, okay?

Sandra Cox said...

Sazzy Ass. I gotta remember that one.
Don't let them work you too hard, FSG:)

Dma said...

masterful stink eye...

Darla M Sands said...

lol

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

You sure were imbibing of the most psychedelic nip we think!

Hmmm, what to do with your blog?? We can't wait for the advice The Big Katoona in angelic and mysterious ways told you, Mackerull...

Katie Isabella said...

I can't wait!!!! What will you do? <e and Katie already put in our 2 cents...

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Now that stink eye is almost, but not quite, as good as I give!

Marvelous Marv said...

Love the stink eye! It is pourrfect! Keep up the excellent work that yous been doing on the blog! And that is MY 2 Cents worth! We hope you ALL have a purrfectly marvellous weekend!

John Bellen said...

Well, I can understand you and Daisy not seeing eye to eye on the blog, Mackerull, but I think with Tuna's help the two of you will work it out. He's in a position to know a lot more, now.

The Oceanside Animals said...

Charlee: "Wait, so you can use worms for fishing? Chaplin, did you hear that?"
Chaplin: "I did, Charlee! You get the top of the fish tank off, and I will find us some worms!"

The J-Cats said...

We are all on tenterhooks (or maybe fish-hooks)! We want to know what comes next...

The J-Cats said...

We are all on tenterhooks (or maybe fish-hooks)! We want to know what comes next...

The J-Cats said...

We are all on tenterhooks (or maybe fish-hooks)! We want to know what comes next...

Three Chatty Cats said...

That's quite the shocked look. And a really good stink eye.

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

Wow! You must have been shocked! We're holding our breath for the next installment.

Adorapurr said...

Hole-E smokadocious, Macky. I neerly widdled on myself seeing yoor stinky eye. Purrsonally I would like to wead about handbags, so pleez text Daisy and skedjul it for next post. I will be bach. Love, Dori

Erin the Cat Princess said...

Wow, the big Katoona sounds like some dude from Hawaii. Is he offering a free, all you can eat fishing holiday and a nice flower garlands? If so, may just be worth letting Daisy have her way for a few weeks whilst you live it up —— I meant report of the fish stocks off Hawaii. :)
Purrs
ERin

Cathy Keisha said...

The big Katoona is reading books now? Wha??? Nonetheless he is very wise so best to take his advice or maybe the bookshelves' advice.

Kitties Blue said...

We think some hallucinogens might have been imbibed prior to your sighting. Girl cats can often be difficult to get along with. Better just to go with the flow and let her do what she wants. You can always sneak those fish into her handbag while she is powdering her nose. Manly paw hugs, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer