Wednesday, October 28, 2020

HOWL O WEEN SCAREE MOOVEE REE VEEW NUMBER 820,688,274

 WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

📺📺

TWO NITE WE HAZ ALL GATHERED ROUND  
A MULBERRY BUSH
 
DAI$Y: WE HAVE !!???   
I DON'T SEE A BUSH IN SIGHT, MULBERRY OR OTHERWISE
 
TUNA: JUST GO WITH THE FLOW CUZ.. CAN YA
 
MACKERULL: CAN EATIN MULBERREEZ 
GIVE YA WERMZ, 
DID EYE EVER TELL YA EYE HAD WERMZ IN ME GUT

TUNA AND DAI$Y; YEZ, LIKE 300 MILLION TIMEZ

....COD

TUNA: CAN WE GET ON WITH DE REE VEEW 
BEE FOR 4TH OH JOO LIE GETZ HEER

MACKERULL: BOOM !!🎆🎆

TUNA: HIZZZZZ...
TWO NITE WE WILL REE VEEW DE MOOVEE 
DE MEGA MANTIZZ IN TROUT TOWNE
 
MANEE OH EWE HAZ PROBABLY SEEN 
WHICH TOTAL LEE ROCKED AND IZZA CLASSIC
 
TWO NITE WE PRE SENT TWO EWE 
A SIMALARZ TALE BOUT A MANTIZZ 
THAT WAZ ACT SHOO A LEE ON TROUT TOWNE SHOREZ
 
AND HIM WAZ KNOT ONLEE CAPTURED ON FILM 
HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ
 
DAI$Y: I'VE YET TO SEE THIS FLICK
 
MACKERULL: ME EITHER
 
TUNA: JUST SIT BACK & WATCH
 
ROLL CAMERA  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHIRRRRRR
 
"DE MEGA MANTIZZ OH TROUT TOWNE"
STARRIN; DE MEGA MANTIZZ
PRO DUCED BYE TOONA
 
R FILM STARTZ OFF ONA SUN NEE CATURDAY 
JUST A FEW AGO
 
 
 

 
DAI$Y; WHAT THE SAM HELL
IS THAT MANTIS WEARING HEADPHONES 
AND SINGING ALONG WITH THE SONG HE'S LISTENING TOO
 
MACKERULL: DAMN STRAIT HE IS 
AND WEAR DID HIM GET THAT CANDEE
 
TUNA: STOP THE FILM...
EYE AM TELLIN EWE BOTH HIM WAZ VIZSHUZ; 
LIKED TA HAZ KILLED KNOT ONLEE DE NAYBORZ 
BUT DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL
 
MACKERULL; NOW THAT WOOD BEE SCAREE, 
HOW WOOD WE GET FOOD
 
DAI$Y; I AM SO OUT OF HERE
 
TUNA: YEA, WELL, GO A HEAD 
JUST DON'T CALL UZ IF MANTIZZ FLIEZ OVER TWO
YUR HOUZ AND ACTZ ALL CRAZED
 
MACKERULL; EYE STILL WANNA NOE 
WEAR HIM GETTED THAT CANDEE
 
TUNA: EYE WANNA NOE
HOW EYE CAN BEE FAR FAR A WAY
 
N THER YA HAZ IT 
SCAREE MOOVEE 820,688,274 REE VEEW
 
HEERZ TWO A HAPPEE HEALTHEE WEEK OH END
PEACE OUT N ROCK ON 
LONG LIVE CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE FILMZ
 
  
© OCTOBER 28, 2020
All Rights Reserved


39 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

Yikes, I probably won't sleep at all after that!

Me said...

The bugs really are taking over!!! Run for the hills, or something.
xoxo, Bibi & Meep

Eastside Cats said...

Whoa, that's one messed up flick!

Adorapurr said...

Hi Twout Tabbies, yoo can send that monster Mantizz to my house. I have brofurs who will tackle him, and push him around until he screams for mercy and stuff. I might even nom on him a little. Dori The Brave Mantizz Nommer

Saku said...

Watching a movie with you kitties is a fun experience. Do you ever get to the end? MOL!

My Mind's Eye said...

Welllllll it is 2020 the year of the all things Weird and messed up bugs taking over would be about par for the course. MOL MOL MOL
Hugs Cecilia

Anonymous said...

Woah, this mantezz is humongous! Does he bite? There are stinging mantezz around too so bee careful Dai$y.

Tyebe

pilch92 said...

That is scary- not the mantis, but the part of no food without FSG. Have a happy Halloween! XO

Greg_1948 in_WA said...

He is very big walkin thru the tree tops like that!

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Does he listen to his own mewsic, Tabbies...we have one here who likes to drown out the ...well...you know ;) 😸Pawkisses for a Happy Wednesday to all of you🐾😽💞

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yikes, that Mantis was here too...

https://barksandwoofsfrommrjackfreckles.blogspot.com/2014/09/bugs-garden-time.html

Hope we'll all be okie-dokie.
Gotta run and hide now...I, Pipo, will let those hooligans scare that thing outta here.

Crafting Queen said...

What a scary bug. Patch is on the mend,that's for the good wishes. have a great weekend kitties. Sending purrs from Patch and Flower.

Catscue Cat Mom said...

I know that mantis's are supposed to be amazing, but they completely creep me out - good review all - MOL!

Kea said...

Oh, the biped doesn't like most bugs, now she's likely to have nightmares from this!

P.S. Thanks for stopping by the Musings blog! Maybe I'll back to doing it more often, though right now I'm just not in the groove.

Pat Hatt said...

lol sure a rocking out with the candy. Maybe you need to ask that mulberry bush.

Dma said...

Ooh, that was scary. Thanks for the petfinder link/ info.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That Mega Mantizz is huge and very scary. How will I ever sleep at night again?

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

I want to know what he is listening to with those headphones! He looks like a hip hop devotee to me!

meowmeowmans said...

Bugs with headphones and candy? Dang, that's the stuff of nightmares, for sure!

messymimi said...

Nope, i don't want him in my yard, either.

CJ Kennedy said...

Bugs! I hated that episode on Supernatural. And when re-watching the series, I skip that one. First season. Happy Halloween! 🎃

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

If that was our house we would move.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

That's one very, very scary movie, Tabbies. I can see why Dai$y is SO out of there. I may not be able to sleep myself tonight. You did good Tuna. You show promise as a videographer. Can someone find Mack some candy so he'll not complain so much?

The Florida Furkids said...

YIKES....he's super skeery!! We have more than enough scary bugs here in Florida so we'll pass.


The Florida Furkids

Sandra Cox said...

Candy and headphones. That is one cool mantizz.

Cathy Keisha said...

Good thing it was colorized or I wouldn't sleep either. We have a scary story tomorrow you won't wanna miss.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

I'm praying that that there mantis doesn't land on these shores!
On the other hand, it may be nice to have something new to chase.
Purrs
ERin

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat (Katherine Kern) said...

If I have a dream of a praying mantis with earphones and a lollipop ...

On another note ... perhaps that movie is inappropriate for the young and impressionable Mackerull. Then again, we hear he always finds his way into some kind of trouble.

Tamago said...

You cracked me up with the vicious mantis enjoying music and candy! That is really scary lol!

Luiz Gomes said...

Boa tarde. Parabéns pelo seu trabalho excelente.

Three Chatty Cats said...

That mantis is very hip! We hope you all have a happy and safe Halloween!

Smudge said...

Vicious mantis, headphones, music & candy? Lordy, what a riotous stupidly early Saturday morning read! Dad wanted me to say that he almost photographed a mantis yesterday, but it was on its back. Flattened. In a driveway. He decided it wasn't appropriate.

Timmy Tomcat said...

You got us Meowing Out Loud again Tuna! That was some vishus Mantis and we purray that thing never comes to our area. For its own sake! We had a HUGE Cicada try to get us all way back then. It was flying around banging into stuff and it went for Toby when... Miss Fitz knocked it out of the air, grabbed it in her mouth and ran into the bedroom. She held onto that bad boy for over a half hour with it buzzing away in her mouth. Bzzzz, Bzzzz, Bzzzz! MOL. Dad had a friend over and she could not take it so Dad just closed the door. A Bitey stopped the buzzing and she ate it except for a wing. That Mantis will be a goner if it stops here.

Peachy, Faye, Granny and Angels Binky and Stippie said...

Come to bring 👻Extra Spooky Pawkisses for a Happy Halloween to all of you, sweet Tabbies👻🐾😽💞

John Bellen said...

Those are very tiny headphones... Who makes those?

The J-Cats said...

That Mantis looks furry scary - not to Us, We are Brave Kitties, but Mummy would just about FREAK OUT if She effur saw something like that anywhere near Our House!

Chuck Huss said...

I checked Netflix and couldn't find that movie.

Fr. Tom Fish said...

I wanna know what music that mantis was listening to..maybe that's why he decided not to be vicious while he's swingin' and a-swayin'! Tom x

Valentine said...

Maybe that 'mantizz' is some sort of spy for the turkeys and he is listening in to your conversations on his headphones.